Steal the Phat!

[Spot]

Do whatever you can by all means necessary.

1) Always steal the phat in some way from the person above you
2) Always get away
3) BE CREATIVE!!


*Spot </span><span style="color:#FFFF00">has a Phat

[phonage1234]

phonage orders up wizzy a hooker, and while he is having *fun*, phonage takes the phat, replaces it with a duped one, and runs!

[Spice]

*Spice hits wizzy in the head with a cheeseburger, *wizzy crys* wizzy says: TAKE THE PHAT JUS PLZ DONT BAN ME*

[Ject]

*slaps Spice with a D2h across the face, *Spice said: ahh!.. there goes my plastic surgery* takes phat and hides in my house with portal locked

[Djswat33]

*Dj shanks Ject in the ass and all this white **** comes out. Dj thens takes the p hat and jacks off

[Spice]

*spice pwns dj* takes phat to moon

[fire of 1]

Fire of 1 blows up the moon but first grabs the phat from spice and then kills spice and blows up the moon with his body on it and i lock my self in a jar for ever with my phat. Ha your dead spice :D

[Yoga]

Yoga takes fire of 1 to his grandmas while she is dieing to see him i steal the blue p hat and replaces it with a wooly hat only i cut the yellow stuff off so for 7billipn years i owned the p hat because no one found out and i put it in an unstealable box so i win :)

[GfX]

GfX asks Yoga for his Phat. Yoga hands it over. GfX has phat.

[Seno]

Seno Builds a time machine Goes back 7 billion years. while Yoga is cutting the yellow balls of the wooly hat i quickly switch it with a fake hat that is worth nothing. I quickly take my Phat and Fly 923048290348902358203459823918236-9258023598235-23580-2349820349 ***tillion Light years away Builds a mansion witha ll the works. And live nicly with my phat.

MUWAHAHAHA I WIN.

[m a u l s]

*m a u l s takes seno owns down to the park kicks him in the face then threatens so shoot hit in the head unless he gives him the phat*
i take some grugs and get seno all fd up and leave.
i go to a land far far away and live in a castle

[Spice]

*m a u l s walks up to some random guy named spice and gives him phat, spice says ty, then Spice has phat, Spice takes the phat and burns it into peices before anyone could see him.* Everyone else crys because they all fail.

[dragosh]

Spice thinks he has made the phat slices ,but dragosh saves it at the last moment.Now I got the phat...the police is with me...:D

[f a z 3 d]

F A Z 3 D goes to spice and scams him for the phat, i now have it and mods can't ban me!

[Jesse]

*Benz steals the phat.

Guess who won?

[Spot]

Spot reopens the thread and smashes Benz the Head Giver on the ****. He then takes the phat and stuffs it up his arse, and runs to desolation.

[perzanz]

*perzanz grabs a glove and retreaves the phat from benz arse w00t whos got the phat now?*

[Jesse]

*steals Again!

[Spot]

Stop being a fag. I kicked you in the balls and wore the phat to the ghetto.

[Spice]

Spot starts the game off again - he hands the phat to spice-

Spice burns the phat in a fire and no one sees it and he makes sure that it is burn 'IT IS FULLY BURNT NOW AND TURNED INTO DUST!'

[Dark Reaper]

Dark reaper USes his magical powers to bring back the phat. dark reaper stands proud wearing the phat :P

[Spice]

OMG nub u actually did it :[

Spice shanks dark reaper with his butter knife(lol)

Spice goes to mars with phat <3

[Welham Bikes]

Welham Bikes says "Hi." to Spice And Says Close Your Eyes I got A presnet For You. He Closes His Eyes* Then I Shoot Him IN the Head With A Desert Eagle And Steal The Phat.

[bonniscootor]

Why all the dying??? *****s Welham's mom...he gets offended and chases me...I create a doppelganger and run away, watching Welham fall for my easy trick. I go back to his house, enter his room, delete all his p0rn, steal the phat, and run away. ALL of this happens within mere milliseconds (AMG!) and I then open up a portal to a parallel universe.*

NO ONE can find me...there is an infinite number of parallel universes. I win?

EDIT: oops...i didn't enter the portal...*steps into portal. The portal takes me to my girlfriend's house...I grab her, then open up an inter-universe portal, taking her with me. I seal the portal and throw up some hippies, blocking all those who come after meh!!!! Happily ever after =p

[Russian]

*Russianmage Teleports to Bonniscooter kicks him the crouch he drops phat and fly into a portal that kills him (lol see ya) i pick up phat and stand Victorious

[Blu Skillz]

Blu Phat swings down from a vine and snatchs the phat from Russianmage, Blu then gets on a plane to Amsterdam and smokes weed while going on Dodian.com's IRC saying "LULZ I R PHAT STEELER."

[Wiz]

DOS's Blu Skillz irl and while he/she/it is lagging I r taek de phat n go to China to go eat some dog.

[Spice]

I pwn wiz, I take phat with me to my base

[N I C K]

N I C K rapes every1 from behind and kills all of them except his friend x mageboy x who than gets his accont banned and nobody is ever able 2 retrieve the phat except for dodian and x mageboy x doesnt want his accont back and dodian is the only 1 who can unban him but he already got raped in the ass by N I C K and is now dead =]]]


^^that means unless your dodian u got pwned

[Lvl 3 Pro]

i then become a mod and un banns the acc
and then steals the phat
then ip bann all of you guys then
i fly to the planet of the apes
and live with the monkeys until im nearly dead
so then i burn it and chuck it in the water for fishes to eat it
...

[Spice]

I reverse time and pause just when nick was about to rape everyone and lvl 3 pro still hasn't got phat
I quickly move at the speed of light and get phat and then I eat the phat.

^disect me beachs ;D

[N I C K]

I reverse time and pause just when nick was about to rape everyone and lvl 3 pro still hasn't got phat
I quickly move at the speed of light and get phat and then I eat the phat.

^disect me beachs ;D
ur already dead spice.... for the SECOND TIME TELLING U

so technicaly lvl 2 still has phat

[Spice]

Dude it doesn't matter if you dead... I could just blow up everyone in dodian if you want me to play that way..

I have Phat actually

[N I C K]

ur dead for the 3rd time

and dip i believe one of the rules was 2 PLAY FAIR! SO ONCE YOUR DEAD, WELL YOUR NOT ****ING ALIVE

[dragosh]

Dragosh teleports in Spice's coffin and steals his phat,then duplicate's it 9 times and hides all in the world:
1.Everest
2.Kilimanjaro
3.Area 51
4.One is on me
5.Mafia
6.Spice's Coffin
7.Big Ben,London,GB
8.Eiffel Tower,Paris,France
9.Museum,Cairo
10.Gizeh Plateau

Find it now!!!TIP:I get at house always wet.

[bonniscootor]

I pop out of the portal that supposedly killed me, steal Flash Gordon's superpower, and dash around the world, collecting all the phats. I then spray paint them and have 2 complete phat sets!!??!!! I then sell them all on the black market for a gajillion dollars...richest man alive, ftw?

GO TRACE DEM *****EZ DOWN!!

[KxWarrior]

*gets into my Gear, runs to bonnis before he does all this, *****slaps the hell out of him with a machine the size of a small skyscraper, thus ending his life, taking all the phats, jumping in the ocean, and living down there for the rest of my life..*

Yeah? you cant spray paint when your face is gone! lol

[Spot]

Kills everyone with the blade of eternity. Runs off to Taiwan.

[KxWarrior]

*was still in my Gear, so...no, you didnt muahaha...anyways...runs to taiwan, cuts your fro off, and in the midst of your crying, i take your phat :o, an then resumes life in the ocean, acting like the loch ness monster of the ocean scaring the **** out of people who mess with me :P*

[5prongseal]

haxorz him and xfers his phat then alchs the phat.


GAME OVER

[GfX]

Makes rollback back to the moment before he

alchs phat, then hacks him for phat.



NOT GAME OVER.

[Eleqtriq]

*Pure69 Goes Born On Gfxz Ass, Knocks the ***** out, Steals his underwear, Wears it, Get's high, And drops the phat,and lets the phat disapear,Amfg, I droped it


None of you can get it now.


I win


You can'tpick it up either, it disapeard,

Owned

Thank youh thank youh.

[GfX]

Another rollback. I still have it :D

[KxWarrior]

haxxors Gfx, and vetoes his ability to be able to create rollbacks, and steals the phat, which pwnzrz him

[PPureSkillzz]

*smashes KxWarrior with a glass dildo stick it in his arse and takes phat and runs away.

[DaBestEva]

*while ur running away i trip u over i take phat while i rip ur ballez off u say life isnt worth living any more and kill urself i take the phat and i slowly walk away* hahah ur dead

[Sp33d Angel]

*takes a rubber chicken and a super death potion and then uses it with rubber chicken and cook it then it gives to DaBestEva to eat it and takes phat , also taking his gear and whip and leaves DaBestEva without clothes*

[KxWarrior]

*feeds speed enough crack to buy the united states, to OD him, an takes the phat, also stepping on his face to prove i pwnz him* :D

[Zepher48]

I walk to KxWarrior and tell him there is a llama over there!!!!!!! he looks and there is 5 llamas all eating grass and there is llamadudeee the admin being a llama poser and eating grass also. mean while i took the phat off his head then i logged out
watcha gunna do now? i logged off!!!

[KxWarrior]

Sadly, yet another setback happened, you got demodded for stealing my phat, and i got my phat back for you trying to scam me, saying that llamadudeee is a llama...trying to trick me, so...bye modship, bye phat :P


You=PHAIL

[Welham Bikes]

Well, Welham Rapes Everyone and No One Ever Gets The Phat!

[Spot]

Floated in the air and kicked Welham in the face for the phat.

[Welham Bikes]

Welham Was Playing Halo 3 And Notice That Spot Glitched The Game And Made His Chracter Had A Phat And Said Duel He Said Sure The I said To The Count Of 3 I said 1 Bang Boom! Your Dead And ran Away.

[bonniscootor]

I log on to Halo 3, meet up with welham on Guardian, grab a plasma grenade and do my famous sticky-to-the-balls...the grenade blows up, castrating welham, but he still lives, just without balls..

i then steal the phat, log off, and fly to Haiti (yes, from the U.S., cuz i'm satan)

[Eleqtriq]

-Lol Hacks winten.No more phats, No more role backs..

Over

[bonniscootor]

what the hell? how could hacking winten do anything...the phat is in REAL LIFE, no roll-backs..i transferred it from halo 3 into real life, cuz i just pwnzor like that and I AM SATAN! *maniacal laughter, interrupted by a kitty*

You can't just roll-back, cuz that's just for computer nerds =p

[god007]

god007 takes a d2h shoves it up bonnis's arse then does ice barrage on everyone
takes any phat still left and flys to Djbouti (country)

[Hi che7]

god007 takes a d2h shoves it up bonnis's arse then does ice barrage on everyone
takes any phat still left and flys to Djbouti (country)[/b]
HI Che7 runs up behind god007 and ties him up then put in front of a news company and takes his phat and lets a wide load into his mouth:)

[neptune 1994]

While HI Che7 is deep throating his dad he chokes and dies...I take the phat run into space and build a anti matter fort around me that is impossible to touch (don't ask me how i built). Then i fly to the sun and have lots of hardcore *** with my phat on. Then rip...OPPS . Then rips in half. Oh well...thats 1 less party hat.

[KxWarrior]

creates a time loop, that sets it back to where i had it :) wooters!

[Zepher48]

beats kxwarrior up, steals his time loop and takes the phat and sets it on the ground then go back in time to when i had it and then go foward so then i pickup the other one, i know have 2 phats, nobody knows which one is real.

then i destroy all time loops, and anything that messes with time



then i go so far away 10000000000X 1000000000000000000000000000000 miles away each second, so nobody can catch me

[kristoo12]

kristoo12 is going behind wizzy and cut his hand off with dragon long...and takes the phat!

[Emperos]

Emperos looks at Kristoo, and my pedofile ness kills you.

*Takes Phat*

[Techy]

*exchanges yellow fake p hat for emperos p hat*

MUAHAHA!!

[KxWarrior]

*Kicks techy in the head with a gigantic robot and takes the phat, rips it to shreds, an then pisses on it to make sure it'll never come back, thanks to zepher destroying the time loop*

Hah, pwnt

[bonniscootor]

*randomly appears from nowhere* wtf? who pissed on the duped phat? what a newb...
*prances along after emperos who has the REAL yellow phat, even though he doesn't know it*

I then cast a magical spell on the phat...every time it is lost, dropped, stolen, etc., it is returned to my pocket...WITHOUT FAIL! You can't destroy it 'cause of the spell I put on it...

I winzors unless I decree to give it to somebody else...which I probably will =p

[DaRiUs]

DaRiUs snipes Bonnis, activates UAV, Picks up P-Hat, Snipes Spot and Benz with .50 Cal, then activates Air Strike, then Activates helicopter. "Muahahahahaha, owned nubs" DaRiUs then camps with UAV jammer and P90 Silenced.

[Blood Pond]

Blood Pond shoots Darius in the face with a m16.
thanks =)

[Spice]

I take phat and run to moon

[lordzammy29]

i get a alien space ship and then steal it off u
then i probe it up my ass so no one can get it
then i go to mars

[Choochoo]

Roll back up to when there wasnt even dinosaurs. Ownt

[KxWarrior]

having dinosaurs didnt get you a phat? lol *watches an egg hatch and the phat is in it, and i steal it yet again*

[Zaga]

KxWarrior is bitten by a deadly snapping turtle while crossing a river. and zaga surfs across and swipes the phat and then burns it in a indian ritual.

now what noobs?

[KxWarrior]

who gives you the option of what happens to me *kicks you off a cliff and resurrects the phat* oh yeah? didnt i tell you that the cliff is filled with demon alligators? well...it is, so..yeah sorry :P

[Justin]

*Justin starts to botnet dodians irc and pms KxWarrior saying "OMG IRC IS DIEING" while he is looking @ all the bots spaming #Uber saying he is epic fail @ life Justin steals the phat and ipbans him from forums and glines him from IRC :)

[kristoo12]

kristoo12 looks into to the running Justin....and he is naked....a was give him a bronze full...and then i was kick him with My Foot....Justin was fall into to the Danno's Planet 2010!
And kristoo12 steal's the phat!

(Red Phat)
Re-colored!

[KxWarrior]

looking at kristoo, and their foolishness, i hand them a red h'ween mask, and they take it thinking its worth more. In return, i recieve the red phat, and change the color to Blue :D rawr

[Spot]

Spot blasts Kx in the face with an M1014. Mai phat. =]

[KxWarrior]

*Grats spot for achieving admin, while he's all happy-go-lucky, i blast him in the face with a rocket launcher, and take MY phat back >:[*

[Zaga]

while KxWarrior is playing dodian, and using danno's client, the bank glitch deletes his phat. and then a green drag drops it, and i pick it up.

MINE!!!

[KxWarrior]

Due to dodians natural physics...you dont get a phat from a green dragon, and i've stopped using dannos client since the glitch thing appeared so....i still got my phat

=] beat by logic...

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p109/Arthur_Vandelay99/youfail.jpg

[Zaga]

the K above KxWarriors avatar falls on his head and knocks him out, Im laughin straight to the bank with this hahahahahaa ha hahahahahaaa!!

[KxWarrior]

Laughing with what? i still have the phat *smiles slyly, and hides deep in the ocean*

[kristoo12]

my father is ocean god....he swim into deeper and gives my phat....
Phat Keeper:kristoo12

Ps:Check NEW FORUM GAME "DIAMOND RUN"

[Justin]

drinks all teh water and takes teh phat colour: Yellow
i ownt
now i BURN the phat where NO-ONE can get to.
Eats the ashes.
BOOM NO MORE PHAT.
Lock pl0x? xD

[kristoo12]

hey.....phat is mine...its already in my cave...!
But you dont find it!

[hiv]

I ASK MICHEL JAKSON HOW TO GET IT AND HE SAYS "SEND THOES LITTLE KIDDIES TO ME AND I WILL GET IT AND POST IT TO U" AND THEN WHEN UR ALL GETTING DEEP THROAT FROM MICHEAL JACKSON U ALL CHOKE AND I HAVE THE PHAT AND THEN I GET WINTEN TO MAKES ME 999M PHATS DEN IF U STEAL IT I HAVE MORE SWUXZ ON DAT!!!!!

[KxWarrior]

chipscape sux :o

*has the phat simply because i say it so*

[kristoo12]

If you think so then check NEW FORUM GAME: DIAMOND RUN!!!
Phat is still mine=)
Phatr owner:kristoo12

[Zaga]

while kristoo12 is looking to see if anyone has posted a reply to his diamond run game, zaga steals the phat!

[Choochoo]

HEY! NONE of that counts b/c i rolled back to when there werent dinosaurs. Which means no humans and no computers. NO FAIR

[nuggyman123]

nuggyman comes up behind benz with a shotgun and shoots him in the knees steals the phat and a jaguar and ***** to the 9th dimension

[DaRiUs]

*DaRiUs uses telekenetic grab* Mine!

[nuggyman123]

*nuggyman123 uses ice barrage and hits DaRiUs with a 99* then i steal the p hat and take a piss

[DaRiUs]

*DaRiUs steps on Nuggy's toe and picks up phat* Mine.

[nuggyman123]

*nuggyman123 uses teleother to jigsaw and DaRiUs eats his foot and dies* and i kill jigsaw and steal teh phat and runnaway

[Plasma]

plasma rapes nuggyman123 till he cant take anymore, then grabs the phat and shoves it up his vag.... and says its up to u guys if u go in u can have it :P

[OmgHappy]

looks like im going in!!!!!

[Plasma]

i cut off the electricity, good luck going in there, ps flashlights dont work :(

[Seno]

Seno haxorz winten. Forces a rollback To the beginning of uber 3.0. He then forces admins to give him all phats. Now seno anti haxors himself on wintens account. Unrollbacks server to present. NO PHATS FOR NO ONE. MINE NOW... ALL OF THEM. TOUCH ME AND ILL IP YOU FROM EVERY COMP IN TEH WORLD. EVEN YOUR OWN HOUSE.

[Plasma]

u cant rollback the server.... there 3 different ones narb XD

[Seno]

he didnt rollback the server.... there 3 different ones narb XD[/b]


No duz ... narb. Typo :D ♥♥♥♥♥♥

[nuggyman123]

i go hax0r on seno account and i steal all his p hat and replace them with ***** pumps

[Seno]

i go hax0r on seno account and i steal all his p hat and replace them with ***** pumps[/b]

1. ) You cant hack me. I have like 209348203948023948234238 diffren anti hacks over anty hacks. IMPOSSIBLE TO HACK ME.

2. ) ... EWWW

[nuggyman123]

lol ok ummmm i put seno over raviging mini michael jacksons on a fishing wire and steal the p hat

[Mystic Wolf]

i get my fat 250 pound friend mike to fall on and crush nuggyman123 and take the phat

[venomic]

i go to my basement and get my pipe with weed and get a little high with my gf. then i grab my MODIFIED ak-47 and shoot mystic wolf in the arm with a sleeping dart, then i steel the phat. Venomic has the phat!

[hiv]

Gets the phat and the he gives it to winten and winten destroys it. so now there is no more phat :(.

[KxWarrior]

kicks hiv right in his head, and asks winten for the hat to wear for a second, then winten happily agrees to give me it :D

[Mystic Wolf]

shoots hiv then leaves and forgets about the phat.

[DashNL]

shoots hiv then leaves and forgets about the phat.[/b]
rapes mystic and tell him to get the phat else i'd kill him, he made me have it by having *** with hiv, now i've got it bring it on ;D

[bibble]

*Thretens to kill Dash's mom unless he gets the Phay. Dash throws it at him and then runs to his moms house*

[Great Ninja]

*steals the party hat*

[bonniscootor]

*steals the party hat*[/b]
what kind of event is that...no description or anything....
Anyways...I get out my plasma pistol (that I bought from Hot Topic) and start blasting away at Ninja. He's so stupid he doesn't know that the gun isn't even real...He drops the phat and runs crying to his dad, who then rapes him.

I now have the phat and live in my mansion...that's suspended 30 miles above the Earth.

[nuggyman123]

i buy a huge ladder from big ass ladders r us steal the phat and hide it in *forgets where* **** i dont rember where i hid it

[KxWarrior]

*takes the phat, because the ladder was up his moms ass :o and runs away*

[nuggyman123]

*takes a shotty and shoots KxWarrior in da back of his head and takes da p hat*

[gas]

straps the p hat on a dodian missle and sends it to saradomin. guthix then proceeds to CLAW at him. zamorak then shoots FLAMES at guthix and saradomin eats the p hat in fear that a god war will destroy the heavens. they all agree to drop the p hat and it lands safely on nuggyman123's mom's bussom. i then proceed to tantilize her nipples and remove the p hat. kxwarrior laughs at nuggy's mom. i then put the p hat in my bank account. OH WAIT MY ****ING ACCOUNT IS ****ED UP!!!!!!!!!! THANKS ALOT DODIAN!!! YOU REALLY ****ED ME IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBRICATION!!!!!

[DashNL]

straps the p hat on a dodian missle and sends it to saradomin. guthix then proceeds to CLAW at him. zamorak then shoots FLAMES at guthix and saradomin eats the p hat in fear that a god war will destroy the heavens. they all agree to drop the p hat and it lands safely on nuggyman123's mom's bussom. i then proceed to tantilize her nipples and remove the p hat. kxwarrior laughs at nuggy's mom. i then put the p hat in my bank account. OH WAIT MY ****ING ACCOUNT IS ****ED UP!!!!!!!!!! THANKS ALOT DODIAN!!! YOU REALLY ****ED ME IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBRICATION!!!!![/b]
#Slashes him, takes the phat and eats it.#
YEHA GET IT BACK NOW EH!

[nuggyman123]

*nuggyman123 rapes dash's mom and dash fall into the fetal position and cried and committed suicide and nuggy steals the phat and eats it and digs to earths core*

[KxWarrior]

*laughs at the fact gas uses lubrication, and with so much that he uses....he lost the phat in his graps, so i stoled it back*

[hiv]

i drope a nuclear bomb on the world and i blow us all up so there is now no more phat:( nore people:(nor rollbacks:(nore nothing:( lol

[Spice]

I then reverse time because I was on mars<U can see on diff page> and I take phat and dupe it 9 million times and I put them ALL over the world

[hiv]

um i am the owner of the black hole and i am now sucking in earth and the whole solar system and everthing nothig is existant anymore. then i blow up the black hole so nothing is nomore

[KxWarrior]

the only thing you are sucking is **** lol, while i steal your phat :P

[i am n o o b]

i am N O O B is pownage, thus taking the phat :D

[miffy is bak]

i r4p3 i am n o o b and steal his phat.

[K and O]

K and o, walks upto miffy is bak, ask to wear the phat cos he is ownage.
when he has the phat, K and O then trades it to gfx, who trades it to seno ownz who drop trades it to k n o who drop trades it to spot! who thinks its an xfer to give to k and o! phat is lost :)

[DaBestEva]

I break up with girlfriend and go to get some air while im walking I accidenlty step on something like a "party hat" Z0mG?

[miffy is bak]

dabesteva gets roused wen he sees miffy..miffy steals phat while hes getting roused

[DaBestEva]

miffy just realises that dabesteva is a complete hottie and turns gay and runs back to him while he's trying to kiss me i take the phat and run :D

[kristoo12]

kristoo12 is running after DaBestEva....was talk a joke...and dabesteva was laughing.......and lost his phat!
Kristoo12 got the phat and run away to Ice Queen back!

[not def n00b]

spot is happy lol :DDDDDDDDDD nice smile =[)

[pothead4life]

i kick not def noob, in the head.. and some way jack it from him.. and runn nude, hope no1 wants it :D

[kristoo12]

2 posts before this are meanless...like my own!

[pothead4life]

ok..
wtf eva.
:(.

kristoo jacked it from me in the shower woot..
lmfao.
then..
i come flying through the window of the bank ( if there is 1 ) and i kick kristoo in the tooth. and kristoo falls over, and the phat rolls off the head and i pick up it and run.. :D..

[kristoo12]

i picked up my tooth and run on you.....and kicked into your face with my footh!
and phat falla into my pocket!
mine!

[pothead4life]

damn, getting a lil harsh eh!

my faces bleeds, and i get up and beat u with my whip across ur face and hit ur eye ballies hope u cant see.. lol :D, then i reach in ur pocket and grab all your gold and the phat :P.

[DashNL]

damn, getting a lil harsh eh!

my faces bleeds, and i get up and beat u with my whip across ur face and hit ur eye ballies hope u cant see.. lol :D, then i reach in ur pocket and grab all your gold and the phat :P.[/b]
ill put a pot at your head and you will have it there forever :D after i toke the Phat out of your pocket i dumped you in a sack in the water. now im running, i cut the phat in 5 pieces and i dump it in a container. happy end :D

[nuggyman123]

i has buttsecks wif teh phat and cumzz all over it i dare you to take it

[deadred]

*Deadred smacks Benz and runs like Forest Gump! ~Lol~

[Nj mad]

*Gets a flamethrower and burns phat, goes back in time and stands where I burnt it with flamethrower forever to stop anyone getting it. Buyes new phat. I have A phat but not THE phat. I win.... I think?? LOL*

[demonskiller]

*Gets a flamethrower and burns ****, goes back in time and stands where I burnt it with flamethrower forever to stop anyone getting it. Buyes new ****(plastic). I have A **** but not THE ****. I win.... I think?? LOL*[/b]
i edited the quote =)

[rationality]

rationality makes a new time machine rite b4 phat gets burned. grabs it, has *** with it and puts it in pantss

[Kyle]

skillerpure puts gloves on , takes it out gives rationality wayy to much pot so he gets really stoned, takes the phat
and runs on water to china to have them guard me with AK-47's
so no one can get it!

[Iron crow]

iron crow tele's to skillerpure and ask for the white phat nicely and he sez no so iron get whip and tie's are his teeth and pulls his teeth out and slits his neck and take the phat and iron skips of hapily

[venomic]

Go to NASA and get a space ship...then go up in the air and blow up mars. Realizing the phat got vaporized i go talk to winten, he says yea rite..i give wint my guitar and he makes a new phat...SO WHO PWNZ NOW..but now i don't got my guitar :(

[rationality]

rationality transforms into jenny craig and distracts venomic with *** and food. he/she then takes the phat and sniffs it."it smells like cumm..."u can keep it venomic" i run away

[flair2856]

*flair builds the mollywhopper 3000 then uses it to mollywhop venomic with its 30ft long **** at 80mph then takes the phat from venomics mangled remains

[bioboy234]

*flair builds the mollywhopper 3000 then uses it to mollywhop venomic with its 30ft long **** at 80mph then takes the phat from venomics mangled remains[/b]
bioboy234 steals the phat from flair2856 and destroys the planet hes on with a DEATHSTAR then eats the phat and burns the remains and uses ANOTHER DEATHSTAR to destroy that planet then makes a anti-time machine machine to make it so that nobody can go back in time to that area. I WIN!!! :lol:

[flair2856]

bioboy234 steals the phat from flair2856 and destroys the planet hes on with a DEATHSTAR then eats the phat and burns the remains and uses ANOTHER DEATHSTAR to destroy that planet then makes a anti-time machine machine to make it so that nobody can go back in time to that area. I WIN!!! :lol:[/b]

Im sorry the mollywhopper 3000's greatness is too awesome to comprehend. You can see its ***** from orbit and whoever was operating that Deathstar would have fell to their knees, cried, pissed their pants, then mumbled in the corner because their heads just nearly exploded by looking at it. So, I still have the Phat.

[robert7315]

robert7315 steals the phat from flair2856 and i pull out my shoutgun and i cap flair2856 ass off, so then i go home where i read my dads hustler and go watch batman and sing my favorite song: do you like waffles? ya we like waffles. do you like pancakes? ya we like pancakes. do you like French toast? ya we like french toast. do do do do cant wait to get a mouth full! waffles waffles waffles waffles do do do do cant wait to get a mouth full! do you like waffles? ya we like waffles. do you like pancakes? ya we like pancakes. do you like French toast? ya we like french toast. do do do do cant wait to get a mouth full!


do i win?

[N I C K]

robert asks to take the phat from him. he does than cum's all over it and he hasnt yanked it in 2 whole days so it shoots all over the phat and turns to a white phat

[MuG OwnZ]

-TURN INTO A GIRL AND GIVES CRAZY ***S TO NICK THEN SHOOT HIM THEN TURNING BACK INTO A BOY I TAKE THE PHAT AND THEN BURRY IT THEN BLOW IT UP THEN SET ON FIRE THEN I PUT INTO A SAFE WITH NO COMBONATION NOR DOOR KNOB TO OPEN
EVERY1=FAILURE

[bioboy234]

-TURN INTO A GIRL AND GIVES CRAZY ***S TO NICK THEN SHOOT HIM THEN TURNING BACK INTO A BOY I TAKE THE PHAT AND THEN BURRY IT THEN BLOW IT UP THEN SET ON FIRE THEN I PUT INTO A SAFE WITH NO COMBONATION NOR DOOR KNOB TO OPEN
EVERY1=FAILURE[/b]
hahaha wrong

bioboy234 restarts the game thus getting with the phat once again

[bonniscootor]

Bioboy234 = Epic Fail. No resets. That's just cheating.

Anyways, Muggy never said what his "safe" is made out of. I run up behind him, peek over his shoulder, and discover that his safe is made out of male genitals. No wonder nobody wants it! I snap on some latex gloves *snap, snap* and shove the genitals in Muggy's mouth, thus destroying the safe. I grab the phat, rub it in Muggy's blood (he deepthroated, ewww), and run off with my new RED phat. The value just dropped, why would you losers fight over it anymore? :D

[bioboy234]

bioboy234 shoot bonniscootor in the head with a shotgun and stuffs the phat down his throat

[Sherpa2Chris]

^ Wouldn't you want the phat? ^</span></div>

Well I disect whichever one of you guys that has it in their throat, clean it off, and runs away with it. (woot it's yellow!)</span>

[Zaga]

i simply ask sherpa and since his "im poor like kenny" no longer`applies he gives me the phat

[venomic]

HEHEHE....

Go to my house, hax teh server with a v reality helm so im ACTUALLY in the game, Flamethrower zaga, realizing the phat was vaporized..i ask for a rollback and just b4 sherpa gives the phat to zaga, i swipe it!

[bioboy234]

HEHEHE....

Go to my house, hax teh server with a v reality helm so im ACTUALLY in the game, Flamethrower zaga, realizing the phat was vaporized..i ask for a rollback and just b4 sherpa gives the phat to zaga, i swipe it![/b]
i then kill you and run away with the phat to the farthest reaches of dodian

[delboi]

i hit bioboy with a baseball bat untill he's knocked out, then eat the p hat... now you have to wait untill it passes through. mwahahahahah

[Chaldo29]

Actually right before you swallow it i cut off your head take it out of your mouth, run into my house into the panic room lock it , now wth u gonna do?? lol

[a retard]

i throw a pokeball into ur house.. let charzard deal with the steel door.. turn on smite and dds spec u... whle ur on ur way back from lumby i dupe the phat... take the real one and tele to yannille... then i walk to the place were john connor hides in terminator 3... lock that giant blast door and set up tesla coils out side the building... with pillboxes on the inner wall... sentry guns all around


note: your gonna have to use RA2 charecters to get in... i suggest tanya.. (just being a good sport about it)

[Jesse]

Takes Phat.

Closes Thread.

Spot is gay.

[Djswat33]

Opens thread



Butt Rapes



Takes p hat and I hide it up my ass

[corretje]

Put finger in djswats ass and take phat out it.

alchs phat


:D

[hphitman]

*dodian suddenly turn's into counterstrike and then i shove a ak-47 up corretje's ass and replace's his phat with 3 gp* *corretje wake's up and say's omfg!!!.........3gp!!!! on my head cool!!!*


ha ha..

[aye bay bay]

i take phat from you and eat iit

[Chaldo29]

W8 for u to digest it, and now when its covered in ****, i wash it off in the sink (with 200 pairs of gloves on), go and drop it in the middle of the the pacific

[kristoo12]

i was give a 1gp to chaldo and he gaved me a phat!

owner: kristoo12

[bioboy234]

i was give a 1gp to chaldo and he gaved me a phat!

owner: kristoo12[/b]
i blow you head off with a 55cal. sniper and fly to the edge of the universe

[Plasma]

I took bioboy234's gun in his sig, shot him with it then stole his phat.

then after i go out to eat i meet this moo cow and run after it singing what the world needs now -burt bacharach.

[Zaga]

eminem walks up to plasma and starts playing the remix of what the world needs now, while plasma is distracted zaga puts the phat in his pants

[DaBestEva]

tells zaga theres a deal at burger king "take ur pants off get a free burger" he takes off pants and sprints to burger kingi take the phat

[BingoMaster]

*Tells dabestever to start the Kingdom Heart Games...After 30 Hours of him playing, sneakily steals the p hat during a boss battle*

[DaBestEva]

*Tells dabestever to start the Kingdom Heart Games...After 30 Hours of him playing, sneakily steals the p hat during a boss battle*[/b]


*After i kick that bosses ass i follow u back to ur trash can while ur looking in the dumpster i take the phat and give u my spare change*

[Divine]

*After i kick that bosses ass i follow u back to ur trash can while ur looking in the dumpster i take the phat and give u my spare change*[/b]

I slap dabesteva and he falls on his needs begging for me to let him go. He hands over the phat and i put it into my bag of other phats, nobody knows which one is the "real" phat now! HAHA

[skillz r ftw]

I get nero drunk and he says i can have the phat is i give him butt ***. So, i give him butt *** and then he says he wants more. So, i get a dog and let him do the job the whole time while i am taking his bag oh phats. Maybe i don't know which one is the real one, but i still have them all now :)

[Leed]

points a gun at skillz r ftw and he is defenceless seeing as he is a pure skiller w/o strength so he hands over the bag of phats

[Divine]

I run behind leed and kick him in the behind, then I grab the bag of phats and run off to kill black dragons:o

[stealth whip]

I barrage Nerotech, Kick him in the head, 'till he's unconscious Take the phat and swallow it.
Then i go into space and freeze my self in time.

[Leed]

I fly to space and un-freeze you, cut you open steal the phat, and I once again have the bag of phats.

[greenbay1085]

Greenbay1085 takes a xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxl condom and puts it over everyone who played this game and then ran away so... i guesss i won.... haha.. ha. hahahahah. ha.

[N o v a]

Nova pushes green off a cliff, grabbing the partyhat, and then takes a lighter and burns it to ashes.

Game over.

[stealth whip]

Stealth reverses time, takes the lighter burns n o v a and ****s the phat.
There are babies.
stealth mixes them up and put them in a timespace and leaves it in for 9000 years, unreversable.
Closed.

[Blades]

*Blades rips nuggyman123 in half and takes the blood stained partyhat from OmgHappy and rips the paper hat in half.*

Somebody better get some tape.

[N o v a]

*Blades rips nuggyman123 in half and takes the blood stained partyhat from OmgHappy and rips the paper hat in half.*

Somebody better get some tape.[/b]

That was VERY late...

[stealth whip]

WTF... YOU JUST MESSED UP THE GAME -.-

[Leed]

Leed grabs his party hat fixing kit (lame haha) fixes it, and once its repaired, I did a tunnel 3km into the ground, jump in, go 3km left, 3km down, 5km right, and 15km further down, then I hide it, then grab it when no one's looking and return the the surface, fill up the tunnel with the dirt, and go to hide.

[Stecki]

u told us where it is.. digs down tunnel takes the phat and jumps ina alternate universe

~stecki

[pur3 p3r5ian]

pur3 p3r5ian learns a lot about universes whilst playing dodian wars. he discovered ways to make a teleport to steckis universe and killed him for the phat

[bonniscootor]

Greenbay1085 takes a xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxl condom and puts it over everyone who played this game and then ran away so... i guesss i won.... haha.. ha. hahahahah. ha.[/b]
lolz...sounds just like you, green...finding enjoyment in the use of condoms. with other males.




Leed grabs his party hat fixing kit (lame haha)... EDIT: then grab it when no one's looking (end editing here)... and go to hide.[/b]

lol that nukka' fooled you guys....

i chase that foo' down, rip open his spleen, suck out all the bile, spit it in his face, and watch him writhe in pain as the acids eat away at his eyes and horrible acne. i bend over, pick up the phat, and crawl away, keeping low to the ground, just like i learned how to in prison ;) (just playin' about the prison part....)

[SeaJae]

pur3 p3r5ian learns a lot about universes whilst playing dodian wars. he discovered ways to make a teleport to steckis universe and killed him for the phat[/b]

CjClement1 gives Pur3 p3r5ian a Mcdonalds paper hat for his party hat, then I take that Party Hat and give it to Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris wins.

[bonniscootor]

YES! Charity! You guys learned something from this game! CHARITY NEVER FAILETH! Giving away is better than taking away...always learn that guys...

this would work, except for the fact that pur3's idea was nulled. leed edited his post AFTER pur3 posted....nulling all posts after his...except for mine, cuz i caught the edit =)

[venomic]

go get ed wagemen's mom and tell you to give me the phat or she will have to hurt you, knowing how scared you are, u give me the phat..

[bonniscootor]

go get ed wagemen's mom and tell you to give me the phat or she will have to hurt you, knowing how scared you are, u give me the phat..[/b]

wtf...who is "ed wagemen's mom"....i'm not afraid of somebody i don't know....i slap dat ho in the face (meaning venomic), have fun in the sheets with this mom person, then hop away, as i learned to do during my stay in Australia with my homies, the kangaroos.

-bonniscootor-

[Skill 2 Live]

I simply just steal the hat.
(:

[Leed]

I B#$%& slap you, take the phat, give it to the person who posts next so theres no need to steal
congrats you have the phat

[Stecki]

i simply use it to papercut off ur miny cock and run like hell leaving a trail of fake phats muahahaah..now u can never tell any1 who u gave it to..so no one knows!!!! unless they read this post... hmm..should have thought this through better lol

~stecki

[kristoo12]

stecky had to sleep!
So he moved the phat on front on him...and i runned away with that=)
keeper:kristoo12

[bonniscootor]

I chase Kristoo12 down, slap him in the face for being a non-American (just kidding, I'd rather not be American...), and then while he's on the ground crying, I steal the party hat.
I run away and hide on Halo 3's new map, Ghost Town. None of you newbies have this map yet, so I am perfectly safe. All I'll do is stand on the Active Camo spawn with a sniper and shotgun. Ownt. ;)

[Skill a kill]

Blow up a necular bomb and fly up in space so you all die

[Arsenal]

That's it. I close his thread using special ability Hacking!
I chose you, go Hacking!

Hacking steals all your Phats.
Then closes the thread.
Then hacks into Dodian making Arsenal94 the owner.

Oh no you don't!

I chose you! Go De-Hacker!
Winten has sent out De-Hacker.

De-Hacker starts to eat Hacking.
Hacking dies.
Winten wins.
Ip bans Arsenal94.

Arsenal94 loses!

OMFG! How did I make myself lose? Where the F@#! did I go wrong? Lol.

[bonniscootor]

Do whatever you can by all means necessary.

1) Always steal the phat in some way from the person above you
2) Always get away
3) BE CREATIVE!!
*Spot </span><span style="color:#FFFF00">has a Phat[/b]

Blow up a necular bomb and fly up in space so you all die[/b]

Skill a kill = epic fail. He didn't follow any of the three rules that Spot set up. This means that he never stole the phat from me in the first place. :)

Because Arsenal94 also failed, I come along after him and ask Winten politely for the phat. He decides that he should test me first to see whether or not I deserve the phat. All I say is "I am Satan. You are Jesus. Dodian is God." While his brain overloads with how awesome and true this revelation is, I steal the phat from his limp hands, run around screaming "OH MY GOD! I MEAN DODIAN! I HAVE THE PHAT AGAIN!" and fall down the stairs at the train stop.

[Chaldo29]

While you're lying helplessly on ground i kick you :)

then i take the phat and put it in a non melt-able metal piggy bank and seal the crack with more of it :D

Its mine forever

[benn]

i build a time machine and go back to before you get the phat

i take the phat

[bonniscootor]

i build a time machine and go back to before you get the phat

i take the phat[/b]
Time machines are a pointless cheat. If time machines were allowed, everybody would use them, making it an extremely crappy game because people would just say "I use time machine and get teh phat fr00m teh last goi"

So, what I do is destroy benn's time machine as he's building it, make sure nobody else in the world can EVER make one (WHICH MEANS NO MORE TIME MACHINES IN THIS FORUM GAME), and then find Chaldo29.
After I find this mean, shameless little boy, I steal all of his candy and hold it ransom for the phat. After about 5 minutes of grueling torture, he finally succumbs to his sweet tooth, and tosses me the phat. I run away with both the phat AND the candy, and live happily ever after. :)

[Max]

as u are runing off to ur happiness u trip over a log the p hat falls into the log and the log is eaten by godzilla. i kill godzilla and he drops the p hat as everyone chases me for the p hat godzilla falls on all of u and kills u all now i am the only person left on dodian i obtain the p hat and i shut down dodian, take the p hat into rl and keep it for eternity, with dodians destruction there are no more time machiens or going back in time!!! i own u all!

[Webber]

I punch u in face and take it.

[Skat3r]

Tells webber: *Look ! Its Ronaldinho! Then Slaps with a big large lobster and takes phat*

[SatanicXPray]

Walks around mine xmaximisx and allu's home town. Decides to go visit Xmax's house See him taking the p hat out of the game and wonders what to do. Runs around in circles for 3 hours till i see him lay the p hat down trys to steal it and it vanishes. Crys and then ask maximis if he would hand it to me? He says no so I i run around another 3 hours thinking. Come back steals one of Xmax's knifes and holds him agaisnt a wall with a knife to his throat making him give me the p hat. Throws the knife through his leg after he hands me the p hat then kicks his other leg so he falls. Starts walking to allu's house with a rocket launcher in hand. Thinks walks back and ask xmaxs if he wants to team up. He says yes so i hand him the p hat and we both walk off with 2 rocket launcher's towards allu's house.

[Max]

tells Satanicxpray that he changes his mind about teamin up and kills him on the spot, i then activate my rocket shoes and fly into space, i blow up the earth, and the universe but i bring a box with me i now liv in the twilight zone in which is only suitable for 1 cannot be spaced out, and then kills god so he cant play in this. I now am only person left on earth and live in a box sized space. all timemachiens and people are dead u cannot steal something if u are dead. also in killing god he cannot revive anyone and nobody can revive themselfs. get around that *****es

[bonniscootor]

You wanna know how I'll get around all that? I use the laws of physics, *****. It's physically impossible to destroy the Earth using one person, you can't live in a box-sized area in space, and you can't destroy God. This makes your post nulled :D.

I stalk Xmaximisx and Satanicxpray while they head to Allu's house. I squeal in a high-pitched voice, making them think that I'm a little girl needing help. As they walk over, they lay their rockets down on the ground, leaving themselves weaponless. All I have to do is use my crazy ninja skills, so I knock them both out, tie them up, and barf all over them. I take the phat from Satanicxpray and go live with Dodian. He protects me from all. :D

[Spot]

Except I tell him that someone hacked his PBP, then kick you in the nuts, and run away with the phat under Drags' bed.

[Max]

in this u can do anything noobs! so as i said back to my post before u 2 nubs came in:P now theres no way to get around it!!!!! if u did.. slaps spot with a pickle the juice goes up his nose and he turns into a pickle and u all eat him becoming too fat to move. i destroy all diet books!!!! and find a p hat smothered in pickle juice. takes it and runs under a rock in a field containing 223432424234242523534455496464596935340 of the same shape, size, and color rocks.

[bonniscootor]

wtf? There's no field containing that many rocks....that's almost a googol, which is more than a mol. And a mol of anything covers the Earth about 5 miles deep. Impossible.

I slap you in the face for being such a freaking noob, make you cry, ban you from this game (remember, Dodian is helping me), and go hide with Spot, cuz he's cool like that. I stroke Spot's jewfro for the rest of my days.

[Vodka I C E]

Vodka I C E steals the party hat from sherpa burns it, then puts a spell on the ashes to make it so no one will remember i burnt the party hat, i then hide the ash bit by bit in diffrent galaxies, and if anyone touches the ash they will die because of the curse and the ash will always belong to me.

^ I WIN ^

[N I C K]

EWWW
muggy bio bonni and sherpa you all touched my cum

[Thieving FTW]

thieving ftw builds a very strange machine so he remembers everything and i swollow the ashes and fart out a new phat and run awawy...

[Leed]

I catch up to, grab the phat, run away, hide and build an unbreakable 500m high wall around me.

[SeaJae]

After an uncountable amount of time, CjClement1 Climbs the wall, steals the phat, smashes every single time machine or anything to allow people to travel to the past, and takes the phat, and smashes it into atoms not visible to the naked eye, nor a telescope.

[Kevlar]

i would somehow find cj, sack him take the phat and run. (depending on what kind of phat it is. if its a white or purp... just nvm lol)

[bonniscootor]

Vodka I C E steals the party hat from sherpa burns it, then puts a spell on the ashes to make it so no one will remember i burnt the party hat, i then hide the ash bit by bit in diffrent galaxies, and if anyone touches the ash they will die because of the curse and the ash will always belong to me.

^ I WIN ^[/b]
wtf...when was the last time Sherpa had the phat?...You can't do this, because somebody already stole the phat from Sherpa...it's still with me 'n' Spot ;)

EDIT: it just got reset to me and Spot, because you idiots never read the posts correctly...Me 'n' Spot still have it.

[bradh50]

I put bonniscootor on a rocket and shot him into the sun, luckly his p hat dropped and I stole it.

[bioboy234]

i blow ur head off then alch the phat and drop the money where none of you would think of, all of you=OWNED!!!

[MuG OwnZ]

but then i just before u alch it i freeze u and push you into nthe bering sea, stealing the phat then going into my hiding spot

[Italia Mafia]

Italia walks to Muggy's Mom's house. Goes to the basement and finds Muggy sitting in his so called "hiding spot" (AKA - closet). Italia then tells Muggy that his Mom just made him mac n cheese for dinner. Muggy jumps up in excitement and smacks his head on a dildo haning from the cieling. Italia takes the Phat from the closest. Before walking away he draws pictures of ****s on Muggy's forehead. Italia walks away with a happy feeling.

[bioboy234]

i then smack you over the head and then try to alch the phat again, but this time im in a impenetrable box for 5 minutes so that nobody gets the cash. i win

[KxWarrior]

considering your stats dont show in the post, you epically fail because you have no ability to cast spells..i then shatter the box with my AK-47, and then steal the phat back, and hide it in the SECRET DUNGEON

[Kevlar]

aside from italia mofia... kx gets to keep the phat because i send him and the phat to a planet just like earth where nobdy knows where the hell he is... and kx wins. but he soon figures out that the phat i sent him with was made of cardboard and all he can say is... WTF! i walk of happily knowing that everyone has had something bad happen to them... especially muggy (omfg rofl! good one italia) and then put the phat in the place where nobody would expect to look for it. it is in the <censored> <censored> <censored>




(just 4 teh 4rum mods out there... those <censored> tings... arent bad words... i just put them there so they dun know where teh phat iz lol)

[bioboy234]

aside from italia mofia... kx gets to keep the phat because i send him and the phat to a planet just like earth where nobdy knows where the hell he is... and kx wins. but he soon figures out that the phat i sent him with was made of cardboard and all he can say is... WTF! i walk of happily knowing that everyone has had something bad happen to them... especially muggy (omfg rofl! good one italia) and then put the phat in the place where nobody would expect to look for it. it is in the <censored> <censored> <censored>
(just 4 teh 4rum mods out there... those <censored> tings... arent bad words... i just put them there so they dun know where teh phat iz lol)[/b]

i torture the location out of you by playing the "teletubies" show over and over again till you say it
then i destroy dodian so that there is no phat.

[Kevlar]

i beg Dodian/Winten to bring anohter phat into the game... then learn i have to do something first. having bad thoughts by now... it wasnt as bad as i thought. i only had to clean his house. so we start with another phat. and i get my best friend to hide it in the <censored>. the end =D

[Freaken Str]

Freaken Str Meets Kevlar In Uber Server.

Hey Kev! What Up!
N2m U?
Eh, I'm Really Bored. Lets Play Of A Game Of Hide And Seek. Winner Benefits!
Awesome! *Yea Son, ^_^*
Freaken Hides In Yanille Behind A Tree.
Kev Teles To Yanille. Where Is That Noob..I Want My Cash. -_-
Kev Looks Behind A Tree And Spots A Glimpse Of Freaken Str.
Kev Looks Behind The Tree. *Nothing Is There*
Kev Hears A Sound. He Looks Up And See' s Freaken Lookin Down.
Here's Your Prize. BEND DOWN BIATCHH!
Kev Bends Down, Hoping To Get Some "Action".
Freaken Takes Phat, Shoving It Up His Butt.




THATS IT FOLKS! Btw, Anybody Want Teh Phat Now? EH?! *PERVS COME HERE ^_^*

[mmaarrddaa]

marda417 cuts kelvar in half and takes the phat and goes to the mars wheree lives foreva and whilke on mars he gets bored and blows uber sever to bitz by doing so getting trasported to the real world.

I WIN!

[Vag]

Ill be like give me your phat,
at first you will refuse,
then I will be like you are aware of who I am,
then he will be like oh yeah .
Then he gives me it :)
and scurrys into a corner.

[Italia Mafia]

Originally posted by Kevlar
(omfg rofl! good one italia)
Thanks Kevlar. :D


Italia Mafia whips out his "That was Easy Button". He looks at it and presses down. The Phat magically appears into Italia's hands. The Button says, "That was Easy." Italia just stands there in amazement. Italia says, "Wow, that **** really does work!"

[Boss Atticus]

then i go halo3 on yr buts and get a killin majarah and kill you all i take the phat and explode it so noone can ever have it again! i also shoot the hands off all the spawners of the phat so they cant type the codes................ TEH END!

[Alched]

then i go halo3 on yr buts and get a killin majarah and kill you all i take the phat and explode it so noone can ever have it again! i also shoot the hands off all the spawners of the phat so they cant type the codes................ TEH END![/b]
Then i Stop time, then rewind. kill you and steal teh phat. then i pause time, and run. Bury the phat 100 miles under ground. and explode the world.

[Kevlar]

marda417 cuts kelvar in half and takes the phat and goes to the mars wheree lives foreva and whilke on mars he gets bored and blows uber sever to bitz by doing so getting trasported to the real world.

I WIN![/b]
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I WILL NOT BE CUT IN HALF!!!!! marda417 gets blown up by a thermonuclear bomb in the middle of the pacific. muahahahah


i travel through space and time, and find the phat where the earth "was". i take it and hide on some distant planet. like 34725698374 light years away. hah!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
the planet i found has life so i can live on it! muahahaha

[Italia Mafia]

Once again, Italia whips out his "That was Easy" button. Presses down and the phat poofs into his hands. Thanks for the Phat Kevlar.

[x shawn x]

Shawn walks up punches italia's ***y face, so it isn't too ***y anymore, grabs the phat, gives italia another kick in the balls to make sure he's down, then runs off and hides like the lucky charms man. :lol: they're after me blue partyhat.

[Italia Mafia]

Shawn walks up punches italia's ***y face, so it isn't too ***y anymore, grabs the phat, gives italia another kick in the balls to make sure he's down, then runs off and hides like the lucky charms man. :lol: they're after me blue partyhat.[/b]

Ow?

[Kevlar]

x shawn x dies from the black plauge, HIV, Cancer, and poison ivy because italia is ***y. i take the phat and give it back to italia.
(i accidentaly found a cloning machine and made one for myself to)

so now italia and meself have a phat. OWNAGE

[inmortal165]

i secretley take p hat from the guy and then i move 212123123134234 light years from earth and the stolen phat i stick in ma pants for safekeeping And the guy i stole it from is locked in his closet with the ugliest old lady i could find naked she is

[Kevlar]

dont talk like yoda. "the ugliest old woman i could find naked she is" like wtf?
and besides. i duped the phat so theres 2. who did you take it from?


besides, you die from livingon a planet with no breathable air, and soon die. the phat comes crashing down to earth and i find it pick it up and walk away.

[SeaJae]

once again After an uncountable amount of time, CjClement1 Climbs the wall, steals the phat, smashes every single time machine or anything to allow people to travel to the past, and takes the phat, and smashes it into atoms not visible to the naked eye, nor a telescope.

[Italia Mafia]

Italia walks away with his "duped" phat. Hehe, no one knows!! I win.

-Nick
--Italia

[Kevlar]

Italia walks away with his "duped" phat. Hehe, no one knows!! I win.

-Nick
--Italia[/b]
your welcome. lol but anyway i murder cjclement1 and get arrested and put in prison for life so nobody can have the other phat

[Italia Mafia]

your welcome. lol but anyway i murder cjclement1 and get arrested and put in prison for life so nobody can have the other phat[/b]

We win. Game over. Ownt?

-Nick
--Italia