Kool0
06-04-2007, 09:41 PM
i just recently sent this out around irc but not everyone got it so i am posting it here, there are originally 41 but if you have another idea just say the number like 43 for the next one for another idea, oh and 42 is taken already.
1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.
2. Drive through backwards.
3. Belch your order.
4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume.
5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac.
6. Walk through.
7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty understanding you.
8. Repeat everything the order-taker says.
9. Attempt to take the order-takers order ("Hi, may I take your order?") before they get a chance to take yours.
10. Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and a small medium fries, please".
11. In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order, then slip out of line and watch the fun as the person behind you is handed 40 bags of food.
12. When you arrive at the window to pick up your food, hand them several bags of garbage & ask if they'll dispose of it for you. Make sure it smells.
13. Go through without doing anything.
14. Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order-taker will think there is a problem with the speaker and ask you to order at the window. When you arrive at the window, speak in the same garbled, incomprehensible fashion.
15. Drive through with someone on the hood to accept the food.
16. Bring along a Mr. Microphone.
When the order-taker speaks, aim the mic at their speaker but do so while aiming the Mr. Microphone speaker at the mic to produce excruciating feedback of their own voice.
17. One word: Flatulence!
18. Have a friend hide in the trunk. When you approach the window to pickup your order, have him start yelling and banging his fists on the trunk.
19. If you are a male, have a female friend place the order by speaking VERY seductively and suggestively into the speaker. When she finishes, have her hide and pull up to accept your order. See how many of the order-takers fellow employees have been called over to the window to "check out the babe".
20. Change a flat tire in the drive-thru lane
21. Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger
order.
22. Ask prices of everything on the menu then order something that you
did not ask the price for.
23. Pretend like your window is broken. Tell the employee this. Order
with your door open, pay with your door open. Roll down window and take
food through the window.
24. Go to McDonalds and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up
a fight.
25. Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels unwrapped.
26. Order in another language. Be careful what neighborhood you are in.
27. When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just
window shopping and drive on.
28. Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup.
29. Ask how they fit into that little box.
30. If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on.
31. Demand to speak to the manager. When he comes on, complain that you
did not like the way the employee said "May I take your order?"
32. When asked if they can take your order say "No, can I take yours?"
33. If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they
yell at you.
34. Pretend like your car broke down. Ask for assistance in moving it.
When they come out, drive away.
35. Tell them you have to use the bathroom.
36. Order a cup of water and two napkins. That's it.
37. Don't order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms
behind you, get out of the car and cause a scene.
38. When they hand you your food, hand them a bag back with all the
trash from your car in it.
39. Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your
stare.
40. Honk your horn the whole way through the line.
41. In line, yell "I don't have all day, ya know!", "I'm in a hurry!",
etc, and then take a long time deciding what to order.
*ruud's*42. have your girlfriend give you a blow job while driving through. *ruud's*
1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.
2. Drive through backwards.
3. Belch your order.
4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume.
5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac.
6. Walk through.
7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty understanding you.
8. Repeat everything the order-taker says.
9. Attempt to take the order-takers order ("Hi, may I take your order?") before they get a chance to take yours.
10. Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and a small medium fries, please".
11. In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order, then slip out of line and watch the fun as the person behind you is handed 40 bags of food.
12. When you arrive at the window to pick up your food, hand them several bags of garbage & ask if they'll dispose of it for you. Make sure it smells.
13. Go through without doing anything.
14. Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order-taker will think there is a problem with the speaker and ask you to order at the window. When you arrive at the window, speak in the same garbled, incomprehensible fashion.
15. Drive through with someone on the hood to accept the food.
16. Bring along a Mr. Microphone.
When the order-taker speaks, aim the mic at their speaker but do so while aiming the Mr. Microphone speaker at the mic to produce excruciating feedback of their own voice.
17. One word: Flatulence!
18. Have a friend hide in the trunk. When you approach the window to pickup your order, have him start yelling and banging his fists on the trunk.
19. If you are a male, have a female friend place the order by speaking VERY seductively and suggestively into the speaker. When she finishes, have her hide and pull up to accept your order. See how many of the order-takers fellow employees have been called over to the window to "check out the babe".
20. Change a flat tire in the drive-thru lane
21. Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger
order.
22. Ask prices of everything on the menu then order something that you
did not ask the price for.
23. Pretend like your window is broken. Tell the employee this. Order
with your door open, pay with your door open. Roll down window and take
food through the window.
24. Go to McDonalds and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up
a fight.
25. Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels unwrapped.
26. Order in another language. Be careful what neighborhood you are in.
27. When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just
window shopping and drive on.
28. Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup.
29. Ask how they fit into that little box.
30. If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on.
31. Demand to speak to the manager. When he comes on, complain that you
did not like the way the employee said "May I take your order?"
32. When asked if they can take your order say "No, can I take yours?"
33. If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they
yell at you.
34. Pretend like your car broke down. Ask for assistance in moving it.
When they come out, drive away.
35. Tell them you have to use the bathroom.
36. Order a cup of water and two napkins. That's it.
37. Don't order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms
behind you, get out of the car and cause a scene.
38. When they hand you your food, hand them a bag back with all the
trash from your car in it.
39. Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your
stare.
40. Honk your horn the whole way through the line.
41. In line, yell "I don't have all day, ya know!", "I'm in a hurry!",
etc, and then take a long time deciding what to order.
*ruud's*42. have your girlfriend give you a blow job while driving through. *ruud's*