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Zalai
10-22-2008, 10:46 PM
I took a gun and pointed at
a sloppy woman, whorish and fat
she tried to move, but her kankles couldnt run
pulled down the trigger, then she was done

the earth quaked as her body smacked
against the ground, BANG AND SLAP
her double chins jiggled and bellowed
from the distance she looked like peach jello

Her last words echo through my head
a story of ham between some bread
she called out for cookies meatloaf and cake
maybe some bacon wrapped up in stake

just remember the words that I write
and never be a lard ass in my sight
because if you do...you might get sniped.
Suitcase 16
10-22-2008, 10:53 PM
Wow, that's terrible. 0/10
High On Life
10-22-2008, 10:59 PM
applaud. <short>
Jarodx4
10-22-2008, 11:05 PM
suitcase?was my war one better!hahaha
Blub Klub
10-23-2008, 06:41 PM
LMAO

that's classic 10/10
Pickless
10-23-2008, 06:50 PM
Haha dude nice poem :) 10/10 fo sho! :cool:
pkerforever
10-23-2008, 06:51 PM
Wow, no offense, but that sucked. 0/10
X Blake X
10-23-2008, 06:54 PM
Im shocked....

-Ibrairiff
pkerforever
10-23-2008, 06:56 PM
Im shocked....

-Ibrairiff

/agree. (ten char)
Blub Klub
10-23-2008, 06:58 PM
Guys it's a joke just chill and if you call the cops I'll...laugh (woot 130th post)
pkerforever
10-23-2008, 07:02 PM
It's an offensive joke to some people.
Blub Klub
10-23-2008, 07:09 PM
That's because some people need to lose some weight XD

No jk,I know it's offensive to some people who can't take a damned joke.

(crap 131 posts...)
pkerforever
10-23-2008, 07:17 PM
Some people are sensitive about their weight, (I don't need to worry about that) so these jokes can hit them where it hurts.
Divine
10-23-2008, 07:22 PM
OO, i kinda like it:D
Zalai
10-24-2008, 12:12 AM
thanks all who like it :)
Bob Dole
10-24-2008, 12:17 AM
It's kinda humurous, but has horrible grammar and spelling. Plus its disguisting.
It reminds me of McCain.
-6/400
Zalai
10-24-2008, 09:34 PM
It's kinda humurous, but has horrible grammar and spelling. Plus its disguisting.
It reminds me of McCain.
-6/400

mccain is the man so shut up
K E W L
10-24-2008, 10:02 PM
mccain is the man so shut up

mCcain is a lard ass. thats who i take the poem for.
Zalai
10-25-2008, 07:52 AM
ok so if obama wins and he gets us out of iraq and we get ****ing bombed by the terrorists then lets see how u feel
eRage
10-25-2008, 08:24 AM
this poem best not be directed to paolo
The Zaven
10-25-2008, 10:50 AM
It's actually terrible. No way it compares to Literary Arts. I can't even give it a fraction, because all it was, is a stupid comedian fail that tried to ruin everyone's mind to make poems like these.