Wiz
10-26-2008, 04:42 PM
This is a long one so bare with me. I was tired when I wrote this last night to post it here this morning so please don't critizie some of the spelling and grammar too much :\
There was this girl back in 8th grade that I had an enormous crush on. Her name was Sally Silverman. She had the most gorgeous, deep, blue eyes I had ever seen and her silkly brunette hair flowing down her goddess like body. It was hard to concentrate in class because of Sally. All I could do was let me and my mind drift off into another place thinking of her and things I would do to be with her. It wasn't untill Fall later that year that I found out from one of her closest friends that she has feelings for me and wants to talk to me at lunch later that day. I felt my heart skip a beat as I almost fainted at the idea of actually meeting her and talking face to face. I was as giddy as a little 5 year old when he see's that big, wrapped up, present waiting for him under the illuminated christmas tree next to the warming fireplace. All I could do that day was wait in anticipation of that lunch bell to ring and for me to go and express my feelings for the girl of my dreams, Sally Silverman.
The bell rang at 12:10 and everyone scurried out of the room into the main hall to meet up with friends and go out. I however, was on a mission to find Sally and her friends and speak to them. It was at 12:22 precisely that I found Sally and her friends hanging around the parking lot near the Automotive technology building laughing and snickering at something at the time that was completely benign to me. As I walked forward I could feel my heart race and my mind in fluster over how I would greet her would I shake her hand? Would I just say hello? Would I try to ask her out to the Fall homecoming dance this weekend? I was completely overcome with these emotions and thoughts that I didn't realize that I was standing right in front of Sally. At first, it was awkward as I tried to speak but couldn't as she and her friends began to seem what was a cackle. I became uncomfortable and asked what was so funny. They finally stopped laughing and Sally said "Hey, I heard you like me?" I couldn't find the correct words to respond to this but I finally said "Y-yeah I do.." It was a few minutes before Sally said anything again as she began to laugh with friends and I began to laugh a bit too. And in an unprecendented turn of events, Sally's friends took out their cell phones and began recording as Sally began to elaboratley tell me that the fact that I liked her disgusted her in every fiber of her being and that I was one of the most repulsive looking guy's she has ever met and the fact that I had actually thought that she liked me back was a complete dumb ****ing assumption. Sally and her friends continued to laugh more as I stared in horror as to what had just happened. I had no idea wheter to cry and run away or to just stand there and look onward gaping at the whole atrocity of the situation. Their laughing had cause quite a commotion around the area and many other students came to see what was going on and after they found out I actually liked one of the most popular girls in school, they belted out in a deep roar of laughter going so far as to literally rolling on the floor laughing. I simply walked away with an injured sense of pride and humility and all I could hear as I fought the tears back was Sally Silverman yelling "Have a nice day!"
for the next 4 years of my life into High school it was a complete mess as I could not shake that feeling of emptiness inside that I felt soon after that encounter with Sally and her harpies. It wasn't until 12th grade that I soon noticed a new student on the roll in my AP English class. That new student was Sally Silverman, the ***** that turned me down and stomped on my heart. Ever since that monumental day I had been planning a revenge on her to get back at what pain she caused me and what suffering I had to deal with the past 4 years of my social life.
It was simple, Destroy Sally Silverman and make her live in the shadow of what she once was. That meant taking her down a peg or too in the social status and make her life a living hell. First, it started off with a little "modification" to her looks. I had found out from her medical records from the Nurses office that Sally was severly allergic to peanuts so allergic, that even one single peanut or spoon of peanut butter would turn her face into a pepperoni pizza (covered in Acne for the idiots that don't know what the term pepperoni pizza means when it comes to peoples faces) and even with the strongest of the strong acne cremes she could not remove the acne for a full month. The day that I had planned to slip a little something extra into her lunch couldn't be more perfect. She had been sitting with the same friends that she had since 8th grade the same ones that where there at Sally's side as her demons that horrible day. She then left her table to grab something to drink and that is when I pounced on the oppurtunity to strike. I took her salad that she had drenched in ranch dressing and put a dab of peanut butter in her salad making sure it was hidden well and she wouldn't be able to tell the difference with the added ingredient.
A week later I noticed that Sally's face had turned to a hidesouly color of red as those pustuial acne pimples covered her entire face and I laughed manically in my mind at the fact that she couldn't do anything about it.
It was a plan so immensely wrong in standards of getting revenge on someone it was perfect. What I had planned was the single greatest revenge on someone in the history of the universe and of mankind. I learned through a secret source that Sally had been sleeping around with alot of the guys in the school and was going to the doctor this afternoon because she was feeling a "itchy rash" like feeling down in her area. I laughed manically outloud as I heard this and the final wheels of my plan began grinding. I found where Sally stay's after school which is at her friends house and I noticed as I walked up to it she left her backpack outside. I took it for some "Modifications" of the items inside of it to my house and brought it back to her friends house before she noticed it was gone. The following day I went to the Administration and told them of what I had heard about Sally and the things that she had been doing with the other boys at the school. I also told them that I found out from one of my friends that she keeps a stash of the items that she uses for the times she does something with a guy in her backpack. Not a week later I recieved this letter that was also sent to the whole entire school, Sally's friends, relatives, family, and even Sally her self.
"Dear Sir or Madam,
It has become aware to us at the Administration that your friend/daughter/relative, Sally, Has become extremely ***ually active amongst the boys here at school. Sally Silverman has had *** with a conjoined number of over 75 boys ranging from Freshman all the way to Seniors from the information we gained from students coming forward about this issue. In a recent search of her backpack, we found the following. One tube of "**** Lube" Lubrication, One rubber dildo representing a man's genitalia, and three bottles of what seems to be stolen birth control capsules. It has also come to our attention that Sally has contracted many or even dozens of STD's and has infected most of the student population with these diseases. What we are suggesting now is a complete quarantine of the school and of Ms. Silverman and all of her friends and ***ual partners to partake in a mandated STD testing in the Nurses office and those found with STD's will be sent home to deal with these matters privately but not without first going to a required 12 week ***ual Education class held at the school library. Please, take this matter seriously as this is an issue that needs immeadiate attention.
Have a nice day.
The Administration"
NO THIS IS NOT REAL IT'S JUST SOMETHING I WROTE.
There was this girl back in 8th grade that I had an enormous crush on. Her name was Sally Silverman. She had the most gorgeous, deep, blue eyes I had ever seen and her silkly brunette hair flowing down her goddess like body. It was hard to concentrate in class because of Sally. All I could do was let me and my mind drift off into another place thinking of her and things I would do to be with her. It wasn't untill Fall later that year that I found out from one of her closest friends that she has feelings for me and wants to talk to me at lunch later that day. I felt my heart skip a beat as I almost fainted at the idea of actually meeting her and talking face to face. I was as giddy as a little 5 year old when he see's that big, wrapped up, present waiting for him under the illuminated christmas tree next to the warming fireplace. All I could do that day was wait in anticipation of that lunch bell to ring and for me to go and express my feelings for the girl of my dreams, Sally Silverman.
The bell rang at 12:10 and everyone scurried out of the room into the main hall to meet up with friends and go out. I however, was on a mission to find Sally and her friends and speak to them. It was at 12:22 precisely that I found Sally and her friends hanging around the parking lot near the Automotive technology building laughing and snickering at something at the time that was completely benign to me. As I walked forward I could feel my heart race and my mind in fluster over how I would greet her would I shake her hand? Would I just say hello? Would I try to ask her out to the Fall homecoming dance this weekend? I was completely overcome with these emotions and thoughts that I didn't realize that I was standing right in front of Sally. At first, it was awkward as I tried to speak but couldn't as she and her friends began to seem what was a cackle. I became uncomfortable and asked what was so funny. They finally stopped laughing and Sally said "Hey, I heard you like me?" I couldn't find the correct words to respond to this but I finally said "Y-yeah I do.." It was a few minutes before Sally said anything again as she began to laugh with friends and I began to laugh a bit too. And in an unprecendented turn of events, Sally's friends took out their cell phones and began recording as Sally began to elaboratley tell me that the fact that I liked her disgusted her in every fiber of her being and that I was one of the most repulsive looking guy's she has ever met and the fact that I had actually thought that she liked me back was a complete dumb ****ing assumption. Sally and her friends continued to laugh more as I stared in horror as to what had just happened. I had no idea wheter to cry and run away or to just stand there and look onward gaping at the whole atrocity of the situation. Their laughing had cause quite a commotion around the area and many other students came to see what was going on and after they found out I actually liked one of the most popular girls in school, they belted out in a deep roar of laughter going so far as to literally rolling on the floor laughing. I simply walked away with an injured sense of pride and humility and all I could hear as I fought the tears back was Sally Silverman yelling "Have a nice day!"
for the next 4 years of my life into High school it was a complete mess as I could not shake that feeling of emptiness inside that I felt soon after that encounter with Sally and her harpies. It wasn't until 12th grade that I soon noticed a new student on the roll in my AP English class. That new student was Sally Silverman, the ***** that turned me down and stomped on my heart. Ever since that monumental day I had been planning a revenge on her to get back at what pain she caused me and what suffering I had to deal with the past 4 years of my social life.
It was simple, Destroy Sally Silverman and make her live in the shadow of what she once was. That meant taking her down a peg or too in the social status and make her life a living hell. First, it started off with a little "modification" to her looks. I had found out from her medical records from the Nurses office that Sally was severly allergic to peanuts so allergic, that even one single peanut or spoon of peanut butter would turn her face into a pepperoni pizza (covered in Acne for the idiots that don't know what the term pepperoni pizza means when it comes to peoples faces) and even with the strongest of the strong acne cremes she could not remove the acne for a full month. The day that I had planned to slip a little something extra into her lunch couldn't be more perfect. She had been sitting with the same friends that she had since 8th grade the same ones that where there at Sally's side as her demons that horrible day. She then left her table to grab something to drink and that is when I pounced on the oppurtunity to strike. I took her salad that she had drenched in ranch dressing and put a dab of peanut butter in her salad making sure it was hidden well and she wouldn't be able to tell the difference with the added ingredient.
A week later I noticed that Sally's face had turned to a hidesouly color of red as those pustuial acne pimples covered her entire face and I laughed manically in my mind at the fact that she couldn't do anything about it.
It was a plan so immensely wrong in standards of getting revenge on someone it was perfect. What I had planned was the single greatest revenge on someone in the history of the universe and of mankind. I learned through a secret source that Sally had been sleeping around with alot of the guys in the school and was going to the doctor this afternoon because she was feeling a "itchy rash" like feeling down in her area. I laughed manically outloud as I heard this and the final wheels of my plan began grinding. I found where Sally stay's after school which is at her friends house and I noticed as I walked up to it she left her backpack outside. I took it for some "Modifications" of the items inside of it to my house and brought it back to her friends house before she noticed it was gone. The following day I went to the Administration and told them of what I had heard about Sally and the things that she had been doing with the other boys at the school. I also told them that I found out from one of my friends that she keeps a stash of the items that she uses for the times she does something with a guy in her backpack. Not a week later I recieved this letter that was also sent to the whole entire school, Sally's friends, relatives, family, and even Sally her self.
"Dear Sir or Madam,
It has become aware to us at the Administration that your friend/daughter/relative, Sally, Has become extremely ***ually active amongst the boys here at school. Sally Silverman has had *** with a conjoined number of over 75 boys ranging from Freshman all the way to Seniors from the information we gained from students coming forward about this issue. In a recent search of her backpack, we found the following. One tube of "**** Lube" Lubrication, One rubber dildo representing a man's genitalia, and three bottles of what seems to be stolen birth control capsules. It has also come to our attention that Sally has contracted many or even dozens of STD's and has infected most of the student population with these diseases. What we are suggesting now is a complete quarantine of the school and of Ms. Silverman and all of her friends and ***ual partners to partake in a mandated STD testing in the Nurses office and those found with STD's will be sent home to deal with these matters privately but not without first going to a required 12 week ***ual Education class held at the school library. Please, take this matter seriously as this is an issue that needs immeadiate attention.
Have a nice day.
The Administration"
NO THIS IS NOT REAL IT'S JUST SOMETHING I WROTE.