win 100k

[pie man2k7]

any 1 wana win 100k

[kill3r]

a man walks into a bar and says......... ow! my head

edit. whats that download?

[kill me kill]

hmm ok heres a joke

what do fat women and bricks have in common

answer: they both get laid by mexicans

:D

[pie man2k7]

a picture of my rs2 guy

[pie man2k7]

kill me kill that aint funny

[kill me kill]

i told u a funny joke now gimmiemy 100k

[pie man2k7]

kill3r thats qute funny

[huwaidi]

guyz do we need member account to log in?

[kill3r]

pie don't double post its against rules use the edit button next time =]

[pie man2k7]

lol kill me kill ur wasnt funny try again

[netgear1234]

well when the guy walks into a bar it must hurt thinking its an actuall pole :D

[huwaidi]

...

[kill me kill]

ummmmm.... ok here it is


Q: what do play stations and micheal jackson have in common?

A: they both get turned on by litle kids!

[huwaidi]

ahh thats boring :(

[kill3r]

1) A man meets a woman at a bar and they go to her place. They're undressing and he drops his trousers. She points to his messed up knees and asks what happened. He says 'when I was young I contracted kneesles'. She says 'you mean measles'. He says 'no, I actually got kneesles'. She shrugs and continues undressing. When he removes his socks she looks at his sorry toes and asks about them. He says 'shortly after the kneesles, I contracted toelio'. She says 'you mean polio?'. He says 'no, I got toelio'. She shrugs it off, until he drops his shorts. She looks again and says 'don't tell me - smallcox.


2) Q: How do you make a hormone?
A: Don't pay her!

[huwaidi]

lol

[huwaidi]

thats funny :P
:D

[kill me kill]

dude your gona get baned if you keep double posting so please stop spamming

[Wet]

1) Why did the chicken cross the road?
a. To get slaughtered

[pie man2k7]

lmfao well done kill3r ur wining so far

wet not 2 good


Ps.. people if ur wondering how to win the 100k u gotta tell the a joke

[kill3r]

A man walked into a hardware store and picked up a can of fly spray.
"Is this good for wasps?" he asks the assistant.
"No, it kills them" was the reply.

[kill me kill]

lol so tell us kill3r where are you copyng and paisting these jokes eh?

[Wet]

lmao. i gots bad jokes

[kill me kill]

well be our guest tell them!

[kill3r]

first one was copied lol but other two friends told me

[kill me kill]

what website you get them from lol

[pie man2k7]

its ur last chnce to win 100k ends in 10 mins

And ill pm the winner and give them the 100k wen server is up

[kill3r]

not telling

PATIENT: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum."
DOCTOR: "I've got some cream for that."

[kill me kill]

lol and if ur not gonan tell us stop posting your wanna be made up jokes -.-

[pie man2k7]

ends in 5 minutes



Hurry up and think of a joke if you wana win !!

[kill me kill]

dude kill3r dont win cause hegot them from websites and other people thats not fair

[kill3r]

lol i like jokes i just remember a few these aren't from a website

[kill me kill]

well....stop it u nub :D


what does the nintendo "wii" and micheal jackson have in common

they both get turned on by litle boys

[pie man2k7]

kill me kill is rite but he did say he made 1 up himself or sumin soi will give him 50k insted

[kill3r]

no i made them all up apart from the first one i posted that was made my tommy cooper

[kill me kill]

no he said that his freinds told him those -.- and the rest from websites and i otld a few i deserve the 100k ffs :rolleyes:

[pie man2k7]

ok times up no more jokes !!!


it will take 3 minutes or so to see who is the winner !

[kill me kill]

kill3r = cheater

[kill3r]

kill me kill = anger management

[pie man2k7]

and the winner is........kill3r

His/Her joke : A man meets a woman at a bar and they go to her place. They're undressing and he drops his trousers. She points to his messed up knees and asks what happened. He says 'when I was young I contracted kneesles'. She says 'you mean measles'. He says 'no, I actually got kneesles'. She shrugs and continues undressing. When he removes his socks she looks at his sorry toes and asks about them. He says 'shortly after the kneesles, I contracted toelio'. She says 'you mean polio?'. He says 'no, I got toelio'. She shrugs it off, until he drops his shorts. She looks again and says 'don't tell me - smallcox

Reward : 50k on Uber

[kill me kill]

i cant find a pyschitrist or w/e the **** u wanna call it so **** me! hehhehhehghHRGHRHGHhhg anger!!! rawr!! **** me **** me **** me **** me **** you **** you **** you **** you!! arwr!!!!! rawr!!!

[Atomic]

z0mg i n33d fr33 100k pl0x!

[kill3r]

lol i win :) thx pie man

[pie man2k7]

no problem now read ur pm i sent you


wen we trade we will take a screen shot to prove ok if people dont belive

[kill3r]

ok hurry up and post your poem competition i almost finished mine

[kill me kill]

dude kill3r cheated thats ****ed up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 he doesnt deserve 100k!! he got them from his freinds anc copied from websites!

[kill3r]

i copied that bar one from tommy cooper and other ones some i made up some i have heard from friends and stuff. like your play station and Michael Jackson i new that one so u didn't make it up.

[kill me kill]

actualy yes i did amke tht up when i went camping with my 3 freinds and gf so dont tell me i didnt make it up bud cause ****ing yes i did

[kill3r]

i have heard that joke so many times i would of posted it if it didn't suck so much

[WORK]

Four gay guys walk into a bar. There's one chair left. How do they sit down?

They turn it over and sit down :blink:

[kill3r]

lol i like that one but your to late lol i won ages ago =]

[WORK]

lol i like that one but your to late lol i won ages ago =][/b]
Because of a copied and pasted joke?

FAIL.

[kill3r]

i won it for my other jokes not the one i copied if you bothered to read you would of seen that.