Plasma
02-17-2009, 07:54 PM
Chickens and Cowhides?
I was just having some fun with a friend of mine and he decided to ask how cowhides came from chicken and this is what I came up with... I might later make this into a real story, but I found this to be funny and entertaining so I decided to post this on here. Dunno if this is literary art... but I hope so :P
A few years after the colonization of Dodian there was a young man named Iban, he was a twisted and corrupted man. He would thrash cities to obtain slaves, and what every man wants; power. During his ravage journey of becoming the Lord of all of Dodian, he found himself in a war with a town called Yanille, this town was not like any other town..
It was a town with powerfull wizards that practiced and were able to cast the most powerfull spells of mankind. Iban with his knowledge of the great power of the Yanille Wizards came to the idea of perfecting his dark arts. He put together a team of the most powerful wizards who exceeded the limits of normal black magic, he had them teach to him and his followers the power that they had obtained..
To practice they put together a training grounds filled with many different species. After practice of many different spells they found that the species's lifespan was decreasing, all except for the cows. So they re-populated their training grounds with large herds of cattle..
Not knowing that the cattle would have effects on there later generations... Meanwhile, back in Yanille the Arch-mage learned of their secret training grounds and sent spies to learn of there powers. Lord Ibans men noticed the spies and reported them immediatly, resulting in Iban destroying the cattle so no testing could be done. A few herds of cattle managed to escape the wrath of Iban and were later found on the outskirts of Yanille. The Arch-Wizard recieved message of these vast amount of cattle coming toward his town and had his wizards test on them..
After several months of testing they later found an imprint on the dna and realized how to do some very powerfull black magic spells. With only half of Lord Ibans men trained, it became an easier fight then they had thought. Resulting with Lord Iban and his followers being conquered, the Arch-Mage of yanille made sure to banish the powerfull magic as well as Iban and his followers from the land of Dodian.
So basically, the cows had a change in there dna causing them to change into chicken, with weird cow hide for there bodys.,
Weird but kinda funny story.
If I have some grammar errors, oh well. Don't post if you're going to rant, because I found this to be pretty funny.
Peace,
- Plazzy
P.S. IF YOU READ POST!
I was just having some fun with a friend of mine and he decided to ask how cowhides came from chicken and this is what I came up with... I might later make this into a real story, but I found this to be funny and entertaining so I decided to post this on here. Dunno if this is literary art... but I hope so :P
A few years after the colonization of Dodian there was a young man named Iban, he was a twisted and corrupted man. He would thrash cities to obtain slaves, and what every man wants; power. During his ravage journey of becoming the Lord of all of Dodian, he found himself in a war with a town called Yanille, this town was not like any other town..
It was a town with powerfull wizards that practiced and were able to cast the most powerfull spells of mankind. Iban with his knowledge of the great power of the Yanille Wizards came to the idea of perfecting his dark arts. He put together a team of the most powerful wizards who exceeded the limits of normal black magic, he had them teach to him and his followers the power that they had obtained..
To practice they put together a training grounds filled with many different species. After practice of many different spells they found that the species's lifespan was decreasing, all except for the cows. So they re-populated their training grounds with large herds of cattle..
Not knowing that the cattle would have effects on there later generations... Meanwhile, back in Yanille the Arch-mage learned of their secret training grounds and sent spies to learn of there powers. Lord Ibans men noticed the spies and reported them immediatly, resulting in Iban destroying the cattle so no testing could be done. A few herds of cattle managed to escape the wrath of Iban and were later found on the outskirts of Yanille. The Arch-Wizard recieved message of these vast amount of cattle coming toward his town and had his wizards test on them..
After several months of testing they later found an imprint on the dna and realized how to do some very powerfull black magic spells. With only half of Lord Ibans men trained, it became an easier fight then they had thought. Resulting with Lord Iban and his followers being conquered, the Arch-Mage of yanille made sure to banish the powerfull magic as well as Iban and his followers from the land of Dodian.
So basically, the cows had a change in there dna causing them to change into chicken, with weird cow hide for there bodys.,
Weird but kinda funny story.
If I have some grammar errors, oh well. Don't post if you're going to rant, because I found this to be pretty funny.
Peace,
- Plazzy
P.S. IF YOU READ POST!