Nottz is writing poems for bars

[Nottz]

Need a poem for an upcoming holiday? (Mother's Day, Birthday, etc.)
Looking to wow that special someone with a poem inspired by your thoughts?
Need to pass English class?

Well this is the shop for you! Simply fill out the form below and have your poem written in about 1 buisiness day!

Username:
Who the poem is for (Optional):
What the poem is about:
What is the poem for:
Type of bar you will be paying with:
Number of bars:

I do not accept cash as payment, only bars, so don't bother asking. Smithign bars, for those who can't grasp simple concepts.

NOTE: Poems written by me cannot be used to obtain the literary artist rank.

[OmgHappy]

O i got 6 addy bars so get writing =D

~~OmgHappy

[Nottz]

O i got 6 addy bars so get writing =D

~~OmgHappy

Fill out the proper form

[Guinness]

What kind of bars do you mean? lol.

[OmgHappy]

Nottz it was a joke i don't want a poem lol....

He means Smithing bars Mith, addy etc...

~~OmgHappy

[Nottz]

Nottz it was a joke i don't want a poem lol....

He means Smithing bars Mith, addy etc...

~~OmgHappy

I kinda knew you were joking. Lol

Yes, I mean smithing bars.

[Clingplus1]

Username: clingplus1
Who the poem is for (Optional): me (clingplus1)
What the poem is about: me (clingplus1)
What is the poem for: idk
Type of bar you will be paying with: addy
Number of bars: 150

[Nottz]

Cling, how you own,
Simply no one compares,
You get all the babes,
and you don't even care.

Your skills, they are mad,
Your junk, it is big,
You take down the douches,
You snap them like twigs.

This poem is weird,
And I'm tired of writing,
So gimme my bars,
Or we'll have to start fighting.

[Clingplus1]

I love this poem so much, by far the best poem I have ever read. Thanks Nottz <3

[Nottz]

I love this poem so much, by far the best poem I have ever read. Thanks Nottz <3

No problem. Tank you cum again!

[Rigor Mortis]

Username: Rigor Mortis
Who the poem is for (Optional): Me
What the poem is about: Me
What is the poem for: Just want one for fun
Type of bar you will be paying with: Adamant
Number of bars: 200

[Jesse]

Honestly, Nottz, that's one of the first posts I've ever thoroughly lol'd at on these forums.

[Nottz]

Username: Rigor Mortis
Who the poem is for (Optional): Me
What the poem is about: Me
What is the poem for: Just want one for fun
Type of bar you will be paying with: Adamant
Number of bars: 200

PM'd it to you.

[Zaveski]

How the hell do you make more off making ****ing poems than I do sigs?

[Nottz]

Honestly, Nottz, that's one of the first posts I've ever thoroughly lol'd at on these forums.

Glad you liked it Benz. ;)

[Perf]

Maybe because you fail at sigs? lol

Was gonna say the same thing..
Lmfao.

I wanna poem, tho i don't have anything to give you... :[

[top4skiller]

id like to have a poem? is it possible to pay in cash or totally not?

top4skiller

[Nottz]

Bars or *** only. No cash.

[XX aelita XX]

Username: XX aelita XX
Who the poem is for (Optional): Korupe
What the poem is about: How Korupe is a lolcat.
What is the poem for: To prove Korupe is a lolcat.
Type of bar you will be paying with: Rune
Number of bars: 4
Post it here pl0x.

[ynnaD]

Username: XX aelita XX
Who the poem is for (Optional): Korupe
What the poem is about: How Korupe is a lolcat.
What is the poem for: To prove Korupe is a lolcat.
Type of bar you will be paying with: Rune
Number of bars: 4
Post it here pl0x.

What the hell...?

If you do that poem, I'll rape you. And I'm getting my 100 bars to make a poem about how Aelita is an S. Puppet.

[XX aelita XX]

What the hell...?

If you do that poem, I'll rape you. And I'm getting my 100 bars to make a poem about how Aelita is an S. Puppet.
I'd like to see which submission is better from Nottz.

[Nottz]

I'd like to see which submission is better from Nottz.

I'll get on those... tomorrow.

[XX aelita XX]

I'll get on those... tomorrow.
I've been waiting 6 business days.

[br3nzstaker]

o i like dat :P