[mSL] E-*****

[Rick]

I created this script when I first saw the script for Msn Plus. At first at the time(2009) I thought I was the only person to rewrite it, but I was wrong.

To activate the script just type /e***** - This is based on your uptime, and keeps a "HighScore" of your all time....erection.

Just Alt + r and place in your remotes.

alias e***** {
  if (!%record2) {
    set %record2 0
    set %record2cm 0
  }
  var %inch = $round($calc(0.005 * $uptime),5)
  var %cm = $round($calc(%inch * 2.540),5)
  var %record = $round($calc(0.0005 * %record2),5)
  var %recordcm = $round($calc(%record2cm * 2.540),5)
  msg $active Based on my uptime, my E-***** is %inch Inchs( $+ %cm cm).
  if (%inch > %record2) {
    set %record2 %inch
    set %record2cm %cm
    msg $active My largest erection ever was %record2 inchs( $+ %record2cm cm).
  }
  else { 
    msg $active My largest erection ever was %record2 inchs( $+ %record2cm cm).
  }
}

I placed this on Hawkee in 2009


Enjoy your E-Erection

[Swordfish]

I'm using it. Thanks a lot :]

EDIT: For Mko's fix:

alias epenis {
  if (!%record2) {
    set %record2 0
    set %record2cm 0
  }
  var %inch = $round($calc(0.005 * $uptime),5)
  var %cm = $round($calc(%inch * 2.540),5)
  var %record = $round($calc(0.0005 * %record2),5)
  var %recordcm = $round($calc(%record2cm * 2.540),5)
  msg $active Based on my uptime, my E-Penis is %inch Inches( $+ %cm cm).
  if (%inch > %record2) {
    set %record2 %inch
    set %record2cm %cm
    msg $active My largest erection ever was %record2 inches( $+ %record2cm cm).
  }
  else { 
    msg $active My largest erection ever was %record2 inches( $+ %record2cm cm).
  }
}

[Mko]

Very....interesting.
I would use it, except I don't have mIrc, due to me having a Mac.

Also, "Inchs" and "inchs" should be "Inches" and "inches". Or, you could capitalize both. Notice you're missing an "e" before the "s".

[Teacher]

Originally Posted by Mko

Very....interesting.
I would use it, except I don't have mIrc, due to me having a Mac.

Also, "Inchs" and "inchs" should be "Inches" and "inches". Or, you could capitalize both. Notice you're missing an "e" before the "s".

This is what I use, it's better than mIRC in my opinion.

http://colloquy.info/downloads.html

[Mko]

Thanks a bunch, Teacher!
I'll use it every once and a while.
Thanks again

[Danh]

I might try this out but I don't have mIRC either. Might download it.

[Luke]

Has got to be the most pointless script I've ever seen.
You should rewrite it to use hash tables or txt files this way you can't lose data if you accidently change your variables.

[Rick]

Who cares if its pointless?

[RemmyHero]

Ha ha, I remember this last year. xD

Also, for people wanting to try Colloquy(other than Mko, since I already know he has a Mac...), I hope you have a Mac, because Colloquy is for Macs only. Also, Colloquy doesn't allow you to use scripts, so have fun with it.