The ''Internet Slang'' Guide Improved

[ZavenSOTM]

Improvement of Dangt351's Guide, Copied off of the Official Dictionary.

WARNING- This guide has Strict Eplicit words that are viewer advised. Do not read if under the age of 13.



A's
a$$ - ass

a&f - always and forever

a.i.m. - aol instant messanger

a/l - age and location

a/m - away message

a/s/l - age,***,location

a/s/l/p - age/***/location/picture

a/s/l/r - age, ***, location, race

a1t - anyone there

a3 - anyplace, anywhere, anytime

aaaaa - American Assosciation Against Acronym Abuse

aaf - as a friend

aak - Alive and Kicking

aamof - as a matter of fact

aarp - alert, aware, responsible, participate

aatf - always and totally forever

abend - absent by enforced net deprivation

abft - About ****ing Time

abt - about

abwt - about

acc - account

acct - account

acgaf - Absolutely couldn't give a ****

ack - acknowledged

addy - address

admin - administrator

adn - any day now

aeap - as early as possible

af - assface

afaiaa - As Far As I Am Aware

afaic - as far as I'm concerned

afaicr - As Far As I Can Remember

afaics - as far as I can see

afaict - as far as I can tell

afaik - as far as I know

afair - as far as I recall

afaiu - As far as I understand

afc - away from computer

afcpmgo - away from computer parents may go on

afg - away from game

afk - away from keyboard

afkb - away from keyboard

ah - ass hole

ahole - *******

ai - Artificial Intelligence

aiadw - ALL IN A DAYS WORK

aiamu - and I'm a monkey's uncle

aicmfp - and I claim my five pounds

aight - Alright

aightz - alright

aiic - as if I care

aiid - and if I did

aiight - all right

aim - AOL instant messanger

ain't - am not

aite - Alright

aiui - as I understand it

aiws - as i was saying

ajax - Asynchronous Javascript and XML

aka - also known as

akp - Alexander King Project

akpcep - Alexander King Project Cultural Engineering Project

alol - actually laughing out loud

alot - a lot

alright - all right

alrite - Alright

alrt - alright

alryt - alright

amf - adios mother****er

amiic - ask me if i care

aml - All My Love

anim8 - animate

anlsx - **** ***

anon - anonymous

anuda - another

anw - anyways

any1 - Anyone

anywaz - anyways

aoc - age of consent

aoe - Age Of Empires

aota - all of the above

aoto - Amen on that one

aoys - angel on your shoulder

apod - Another Point Of Discussion

appt - appointment

aprece8 - appreciate

apreci8 - appreciate

apu - as per usual

ar - are

arnd - around

arse - ass

arsed - bothered

arvo - afternoon

asafp - as soon as ****ing possible

asaik - as soon as I know

asap - as soon as possible

asarbambtaa - All submissions are reviewed by a moderator before they are added.

ase - age, ***, ethnicity

ashl - *******

asic - application specific integrated circuit

asl - age, ***, location

aslo - age *** location orientation

aslp - age, ***, location, picture

aslr - age *** location race

aslrp - age, ***, location, race, picture

asr - age *** race

asshle - *******

atfp - answer the ****ing phone

atl - atlanta

atm - at the moment

atop - at time of posting

atp - answer the phone

atst - At the same time

attn - attention

atw - All the way

audy - Are you done yet?

aufm - are you ****ing mental

aufsm - are you ****ing ****ing me

aup - acceptable use policy

avie - Avatar

avsb - a very special boy

avtr - avatar

avvie - avatar

avy - Avatar

awes - awesome

awk - awkward

awol - absent without leave

awsm - awesome

ayagob - are you a girl or boy

ayb - All Your Base

aybab2m - all your base are belong 2 me

aybab2u - All your base are belong to us

aybabtg - All Your Base Are Belong To Google

aybabtu - all your base are belong to us

ayc - awaiting your comments

ayd - are you done

aydy - are you done yet

ayec - at your earliest convenience

ayfk - are you ****ing kidding

ayfkm - are you ****ing kidding me

ayfr - are you for real

ayfs - Are You ****ing Serious

ayk - are you kidding

ayl - are you listening

aymf - are you my friend

aypi - and your point is

aypi? - And Your Point Is?

ays - are you serious

aysm - are you ****ting me?

ayst - are you still there

ayt - are you there

ayte - alright

aytf - are you there ****er

ayty - are you there yet

azn - asian

azz - ass

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B's
bi - bye

b& - banned

b'day - birthday

b-cuz - because

b-day - birthday

b.f.f. - best friend forever

b.s. - bull****

b/c - because

b/g - background

b/s/l - Bi***ual/Straight/Lesbian

b/t - between

b00n - new person

b00t - boot

b1tch - *****

b2b - business to business

b2u - back to you

b3 - be

b4 - before

b4n - bye for now

b4u - before you

b8 - bait

b82rez - Batteries

b8rez - Batteries

b@ - banned

bab - Big ass *****

babi - baby

baf - bring a friend

baggkyko - be a good girl, keep your knickers on

bah - I don't really care

bai - Bye

bak - back

bamf - bad ass mother ****er

bamofo - ***** ass mother ****er

bau - back at you

bb - bye bye

bb4h - bros before hoes

bb4n - Bye-bye for now

bbbj - Bare Back Blow Job

bbe - baby

bbf - best boy friend

bbfn - Bye Bye for now

bbfu - be back for you

bbi - Baby

bbiab - be back in a bit

bbiaf - be back in a few

bbialb - Be back in a little bit

bbiam - be back in a minute

bbias - be back in a second

bbiaw - be back in a while

bbilb - be back in a little bit

bbilfm - be back in like five minutes

bbk - be back, ok?

bbl - be back later

bbl8a - Be Back Later

bblig - Be back later...i guess

bbml - be back much later

bbol - be back online later

bbp - Banned by parents

bbq - be back quick

bbs - be back soon

bbt - be back tomorrow

bbtn - be back tonite

bbvl - Be Back Very Later

bbw - be back whenever

bbwb - best buddy with *****

bbwl - be back way later

bby - baby

bbz - babes

bc - because

bch - *****

bck - back

bcnu - be seeing you

bcnul8r - be seeing you later

bcoz - Because

bcurl8 - Because you're late.

bcuz - because

bd - birthday

bday - birthday

bdfl - Benevolent Dictator For Life

be4 - before

bebe - baby

becuse - because

becuz - because

beech - *****

beeoch - *****

beezy - *****

beotch - *****

besos - kisses

bestie - best friend

betch - *****

betcha - bet you

bettr - better

bewb - boob

bewbs - *****

bewbz - *****

bewt - boot

beyatch - *****

beyotch - *****

bf - boyfriend

bf+gf - boyfriend and girlfriend

bf4e - best friends for ever

bf4eva - Best Friends forever

bf4l - best friends for life

bfam - brother from another mother

bfd - big ****ing deal

bfe - Bum **** Egypt

bff - best friend forever

bffa - best friends for always

bffae - Best Friends Forever And Ever

bffaw - best friends for a while

bffe - Best friends forever

bffeae - Best Friend For Ever And Ever

bffene - Best Friends For Ever And Ever

bffl - best friends for life

bffn - best friends for now

bfftddup - best friends forever till death do us part

bfg - big ****ing gun

bfh - ***** from hell

bfhd - big fat hairy deal

bfitww - best friend in the whole world

bfn - bye for now

bfs - Boyfriends

bft - big ****ing ****

bg - background

bh - bloody hell

bhwu - back home with you

biab - back in a bit

biach - *****

biaf - Back In A Few

biatch - *****

bibi - bye bye

bicbw - but I could be wrong

bich - *****

bigd - big deal

bilf - brother i'd like to ****

bilu - baby i love you

bion - Believe it or not.

biotch - *****

bioya - blow it out your ass

bish - *****

biw - boss is watching

biwm - bi***ual white male

biz - Business

bizatch - *****

bizi - Busy

biznatch - *****

biznitch - *****

bizzle - *****

bj - blowjob

bk - back

bka - better known as

bl - bad luck

bleme - blog meme

blh - bored like hell

bling-bling - jewelry

blj - blowjob

blk - black

blkm - Black Male

blnt - Better Luck Next time

blog - web log

blogger - web logger

blu - blue

bm - Bite Me

bm&y - between you and me

bm4l - best mates for life

bma - best mates always

bmf - be my friend

bmfe - best mates forever

bmfl - best mates for life

bmha - bite my hairy ass

bmoc - Big Man On Campus

bmttveot - best mates till the very end of time

bmvp - be my valentine please

bn - been

bndm3ovr - Bend me over

bnib - Brand new in Box

bnol - be nice or leave

bnr - banner

bo - body odour

bobfoc - Body of Baywatch, Face of Crimewatch

bobw - Best of Both Worlds

boffum - Both of them

bofh - bastard operator from hell

bogo - buy one get one

bogof - buy one get one free

bogsatt - bunch of guys sitting around the table

bohic - Bend over here it comes

bohica - bend over, here it comes again

boi - boy

bol - Barking Out Loud

boomm - bored out of my mind

bord - bored

bout - about

bovered - bothered

bowt - about

boxor - box

bpot - big pair of ****

br - bathroom

brb - be right back

brbbrb - br right back bath room break

brbf - Be Right Back ****er

brbg2p - be right back, got to pee

brbigtp - be right back, i got to pee.

brbl - be right back later

brbmf - be right back mother ****er

brbn2gbr - Be right back, I need to go to the bathroom

brbs - be right back soon

brbts - be right back taking ****

brd - bored

brfb - be right ****ing back

brgds - best regards

brh - be right here

bro - brother

bros - brothers

brt - be right there

bruhh - Brother

bruv - brother

bruva - brother

bruz - brothers

bs - bull****

bsmfh - Bastard System Manager From Hell

bsod - blue screen of death

bsomn - blowing stuff out my nose

bstfu - ***** shut the **** up

bsx - bi***ual

bsxc - be ***y

bt - bit torrent

btch - *****

btcn - Better than Chuck Norris

btd - bored to death

btdt - been there done that

btdtgtts - Been there, done that, got the T-shirt

btfl - beautiful

btfo - back the **** off

btfw - by the ****ing way

btias - Be there in a second

btr - better

bts - be there soon

btsoom - Beats The **** Out Of Me

bttt - been there, tried that

bttyl - be talking to you later

btw - by the way

btwn - between

bty - back to you

bubar - bushed up beyond all recognition

bubi - bye

budzecks - butt ***

buhbi - Bye Bye

bukket - bucket

bur - *****

burma - be undressed ready my angel

buszay - busy

but6 - butt***

butsecks - butt ***

butterface - every thing is hot but her face

buwu - breaking up with you

bwoc - Big Woman On Campus

bwpwap - back when Pluto was a planet

bwt - but when though

byeas - good-bye

byes - bye bye

bykt - But you knew that

byob - Bring your own Beer

byoc - bring our own computer

bytabm - beat you to a bloody mess

bytch - *****

bz - busy

bzy - busy

bzzy - busy

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C's
c 2 c - cam to cam (webcams)

c&c - Command and Conquer

c-p - sleepy

c.y.a - cover your ass

c/b - comment back

c/t - can't talk

c2 - come to

c2c - care to chat?

c2tc - cut to the chase

c4ashg - care for a shag

cancer stick - cigarette

cawk - Cock

cb - come back

cba - can't be arsed

cbb - can't be bothered

cbf - cant be ****ed

cbfa - can't be ****ing arsed

cbfed - can't be ****ed

cbi - can't believe it

ccl - Couldn't Care Less

ccna - Cisco Certified Network Associate

cd9 - Code 9 (other people nearby)

celly - cell phone

cex - ***

cexy - ***y

cfas - care for a secret?

cfid - check for identification

cfm - come **** me

cg - Congratulations

cgad - couldn't give a damn

cgaf - couldn't give a ****

cgf - cute guy friend

char - character

chik - chick

chilax - chill and relax in one word

chillin - relaxing

chk - check

chr - character

chronic - marijuana

chut - *****

cid - consider it done

cig - cigarette

cigs - cigarettes

cihswu - can i have *** with you

cilf - child i'd like to ****

cing - seeing

cis - computer information science

cless - clanless

clm - Cool Like Me

clt - Cool Like That

cluebie - clueless newbie

cm - call me

cma - Cover My Ass

cmb - comment me back

cmcp - call my cell phone

cmeo - crying my eyes out

cmh - Call My House

cmiiw - correct me if I'm wrong

cmitm - Call me in the morning

cml - call me later

cml8r - call me later

cmliuw2 - call me later if you want to

cmomc - call me on my cell

cmon - Come on

cmplcdd - complicated

cms - content management system

cmt - comment

cmw - cutting my wrists

cn - can

cnc - Command and Conquer

cnt - can't

cob - close of business

cod - Call of Duty

cod4 - call of duty 4

code 29 - moderator is watching

code 8 - parents are watching

code 9 - Parents are watching

code9 - other people near by

cof - Crying on the floor

coiwta - come on i wont tell anyone

col - crying out loud

comin' - coming

comnt - comment

comp - Computer

compy - computer

congrats - congratulations

contrib - contribution

contribs - contributions

convo - conversation

coo - cool

cood - could

copyvio - copyright violation

cos - because

cotf - crying on the floor

cotm - check out this myspace

cowboy choker - cigarette

coz - because

cp - child ****

cpl - Cyber Athlete Professional League

cpm - cost per 1000 impressions

cr - Can't remember

crakalakin - happening

crazn - crazy asian

crm - customer relationship management

crp - crap

crs - can't remember ****

crunk - combination of crazy and drunk

crzy - crazy

cs - Counter-Strike

cs:s - Counter-Strike: Source

cskr - cock sucker

csl - can't stop laughing

ct - can't talk

ctc - call the cell

ctf - capture the flag

ctfo - chill the **** out

ctfu - cracking the **** up

ctm - chuckle to myself

ctn - can't talk now

ctpc - cant talk parent(s) coming

ctrn - can't talk right now

cts - change the subject

ctt - change the topic

cu - goodbye

cu46 - see you for ***

cubi - can you believe it

cud - could

cuic - see you in class

cul - see you later

cul83r - See you later

cul8er - see you later

cul8r - See You Later

cul8tr - see you later

cunt - ******

cuom - see you on monday

cuple - couple

cut3 - cute

cuwul - catch up with you later

cuz - because

cvq - chucking very quietly

cwmaos - coffee with milk and one sugar

cwot - complete waste of time

cwtgypo - can't wait to get your panties off

cwyl - chat with ya later

cya - goodbye

cyal - see you later

cyal8r - see you later

cyas - see you soon

cyb - cyber

cybl - call you back later

cybr - cyber

cybseckz - cyber ***

cye - Close Your Eyes

cyff - change your font, ****er

cyl - see you later

cyl,a - see ya later, alligator

cyl8er - see you later

cylbd - catch ya later baby doll

cylor - check your local orhtodox rabbi

cym - check your mail

cyu - see you

c|n>k - coffee through nose into keyboard
D's
d&df - drug & disease free

d.w - don't worry

d/c - disconnected

d/l - download

d/m - Doesn't Matter

d/w - don't worry

d00d - dude

d2 - Diablo 2

d2m - dead to me

d8 - date

da - the

dafs - do a ****ing search

dah - dumb as hell

damhik - don't ask me how I know

damhikijk - Don't Ask Me How I Know - I Just Know

damhikt - don't ask me how I know this

dass - dumb ass

dat - that

dats - that's

dawg - Friend

dayumm - damn

db - database

db4l - drinking buddy for life

dbab - don't be a *****

dbafwtt - Dont Be A Fool Wrap The Tool

dbeyr - dont believe everything you read

dbg - dont be gay

dbm - don't bother me

dc - don't care

dc'd - disconnected

dcw - Doing Class Work

dd - don't die

ddf - Drug and Disease Free

ddg - Drop Dead Gorgeous

ddl - direct download

ddr - dance dance revolution

def - definitely

defs - definetly

degmt - Don't Even Give Me That

dem - them

der - there

dernoe - I don't know

detai - don't even think about it

dewd - Dude

dey - they

df - Dumb ****

dfc - DON'T ****ING CARE

dfo - dumb ****ing operator

dftc - down for the count

dfu - don't **** up

dfw/m - Don't **** with Me

dfwm - Don't **** with Me

dg - dont go

dga - don't go anywhere

dgac - don't give a crap

dgaf - don't give a ****

dgara - don't give a rats ass

dgms - Don't get me started

dgoai - don't go on about it

dgt - don't go there

dgypiab - don't get your panties in a bunch

dh - ****head

dhly - does he like you

diacf - die in a car fire

diaf - die in a fire

diah - die in a hole

dic - do i care

**** - *****

diez - dies

diff - difference

dih - **** in hand

dikhed - ****head

diku - do i know you

diky - Do I know you

dil - Daughter in law

dilf - dad i'd like to ****

dillic - Do I look like I care

dillifc - do I look like I ****ing care

dilligad - do I look like I give a damn

dilligaf - do I look like I give a ****

dilligas - do i look like i give a ****

din - didn't

din't - didn't

dirl - Die in real life

dis - this

dit - Details in Thread

diy - do it yourself

dju - did you

dk - don't know

dkdc - don't know, don't care

dl - download

dlf - dropping like flies

dln - don't look now

dm - deathmatch

dmaf - do me a favor

dmba* - dumbass

dmu - don't mess up

dmwm - don't mess with me

dmy - don't mess yourself

dn - don't know

dnd - Do Not Disturb

dndp - Do not double post

dnimb - dancing naked in my bra

dno - don't know

dnrta - did not read the article

dnrtfa - did not read the ****ing article

dnt - dont

doa - dead on arrival

dob - date of birth

dod - Day of Defeat

dogg - friend

doin - doing

doin' - doing

don - denial of normal

doncha - Don't you

dont - don't

dontcha - don't you

dood - dude

doodz - dudes

dos - denial of service

dotc - dancing on the ceiling

doypov - depends on your point of view

dp - display picture

dprsd - depressed

dqmot - don't quote me on this

dqydj - don't quit your day job

dr00d - druid

drood - druid

dsided - decided

dsu - don't screw up

dt - double team

dta - Dont Trust Anyone

dtb - don't text back

dtp - Don't Type Please

dtrt - do the right thing

dttm - dont talk to me

dttml - dont talk to me loser

dttpou - Don't tell the police on us

dttriaa - don't tell the RIAA

du2h - damn you to hell

ducy - do you see why

dugi - do you get it?

dugt - did you get that?

dun - don't

dunno - I don't know

dupe - duplicate

dutma - don't you text me again

dvda - double ******l, double ****

dw - don't worry

dwai - don't worry about it

dwb - Driving while black

dwbh - don't worry, be happy

dwbi - Don't worry about it.

dwi - deal with it

dwioyot - Deal With It On Your Own Time

dwmt - don't waste my time

dwn - down

dwt - don't wanna talk

dwy - don't wet yourself

dy2h - damn you to hell

dycotfc - do you cyber on the first chat

dyec - Dont You Ever Care

dygtp - did you get the picture

dyk - did you know

dylh - do you like him

dylm - do you love me

dylos - do you like oral ***

dynk - do you not know

dynm - do you know me

dyt - Don't you think

dyth - Damn You To Hell

dyw2gwm - do you want to go with me

dywtmusw - do you want to meet up some where

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E's
e-ok - Electronically OK

e.g. - example

e4u2s - easy for you to say

ead - eat a ****

ebitda - earnings before interest, taxes, depreciation and amortization

ecf - error carried forward

edumacation - education

eedyat - idiot

eejit - idiot

ef - ****

ef-ing - ****ing

efct - effect

efffl - extra friendly friends for life

effin - ****ing

effing - ****ing

eg - evil grin

eh? - I'm done talking now, it's your turn.

ehlp - help

eil - explode into laughter

el!t - elite

ello - hello

elo - hello

em - them

emm - email me

emo - emotional

emp - eat my *****

enit - isn't it

enof - enough

enuf - enough

enuff - enough

eob - End of Business

eod - End of day

eof - end of file

eom - end of message

eos - end of story

eot - end of transmission

eotw - end of the world

epa - Emergency Parent Alert

eq - Everquest

eq2 - Everquest2

ere - here

errythin - everything

esad - eat **** and die

esadyffb - eat **** and die you fat ****ing bastard

esbm - Everyone sucks but me

esl - eat **** loser

eta - Estimated Time of Arrival

etla - extended three letter acronym

etmda - Explain it to my dumb ass

etp - eager to please

eula - end user license agreement

ev1 - everyone

eva - ever

evaa - ever

evar - ever

evercrack - Everquest

every1 - everyone

evn - even

evry - every

evry1 - every one

ex-bf - Ex-Boy Friend

ex-gf - Ex-Girl Friend

exp - experience

eyez - eyes

ez - Easy

ezi - easy
F's
f u - **** you

f#cking - ****ing

f&e - forever and ever

f-ing - ****ing

f.u. - **** you

f/o - **** off

f00k - ****.

f2f - face to face

f2p - free to play

f2t - Free to talk

f4c3 - face

f4eaa - friends forever and always

f4f - female for female

f4m - female for male

f8 - fate

f9 - fine

f@ - fat

fa-q - **** you

fab - fabulous

faggit - faggot

fah - Funny as hell

fam - family

fankle - area between foot and ankle

fao - for attention of

fap - masturbate

fapping - masterbating

faq - frequently asked question

farg - ****

fashizzle - for sure

fav - Favorite

fave - favorite

fawk - ****

fbimcl - Fall Back In My Chair Laughing

fbtw - Fine Be That Way

fc - fruit cake

fcbk - facebook

fcfs - first come first served

fck - ****

fckd - ****ed

fckin - ****ing

fckm3hdbayb - **** Me Hard Baby

fcku - **** you

fcol - for crying out loud

fcuk - ****

fe - fatal error

feck - ****

fer - for

ff - friendly fire

ffa - free for all

ffcl - falling from chair laughing

ffr - for future reference

ffs - for ****'s sake

ffxi - Final Fantasy 11

fg - ****ing gay

fgi - ****ing google it

fgs - for God's sake

fgssu - For Gods sake shut up

fgt - faggot

fi - **** it

fi9 - fine

fibijar - **** it buddy, I'm just a reserve

fifo - first in, first out

fify - Fixed It For You

figjam - **** I'm good, just ask me

figmo - F*ck it - got my orders

fiic - ****ed If I Care

fiik - ****ed If I Know

fio - figure it out

fitb - fill in the blank

fiv - five

fk - ****

fker - ****er

fkin - ****ing

fking - ****ing

fku - **** you

flamer - angry poster

flames - angry comments

flicks - pictures

floabt - for lack of a better term

fm - **** me

fmah - **** my ass hole

fmao - freezing my ass of

fmb - **** me *****

fmbb - **** Me Baby

fmh - **** me hard

fmhb - **** me hard *****

fmn - **** me now

fmnb - **** me now *****

fmnkml - **** me now kiss me later

fmph - **** my ***** hard

fmq - **** me quick

fmr - **** me runnig

fmuta - **** me up the ass

fmutp - **** me up the *****

fn - first name

fnar - For No Apparent Reason

fnci - fancy

fnpr - for no particular reason

fny - funny

fo - **** off

fo shizzle - for sure

fo sho - for sure

foa - **** off *******

foad - **** off and die

foaf - friend of a friend

foah - **** off *******

fob - fresh off the boat

focl - Falling Off Chair Laughing.

fol - farting out loud

folo - Follow

fomofo - **** off mother ****er

fone - phone

foo - fool

foobar - ****ed up beyond all recognition

foocl - falls out of chair laughing

fook - ****

for sheeze - for sure

fos - full of ****

foshizzle - for sure

fosho - for sure

foss - free, open source software

fotcl - fell off the chair laughing

fotm - Flavour of the month

fouc - **** off you cunt

fov - Field of View

foyb - **** off you *****

fo` - for

fp - first post

fpmitap - federal pound me in the ass prison

fpos - ****ing piece of ****

fps - First Person Shooter

frag - kill

fragged - killed

frens - friends

frgt - forgot

friggin - freaking

frk - freak

frm - from

frnd - friend

frnds - friends

fs - For Sure

fsho - for sure

fsm - flying spaghetti monster

fsob - ****ing son of a *****

fsod - frosn screen of death

fst - fast

ft - **** THAT

fta - From The Article

ftb - **** That *****

ftbfs - Failed to build from source

ftf - face to face

ftfa - From The ****ing Article

ftfw - For the ****ing win!

ftfy - Fixed that for you

ftio - fun time is over

ftk - For the Kill

ftl - For The Lose

ftlog - for the love of god

ftmfw - for the mother ****ing win

ftp - file transfer protocol

ftr - For The Record

fts - **** that ****

fttp - for the time being

ftw - For the win!

fu - **** you

fua - **** you all

fuah - **** you ass hole

fub - **** you *****

fubah - ****ed up beyond all hope

fubalm - ****ed up beyond all local maintenance

fubar - ****ed up beyond all recognition

fubb - ****ed up beyond belief

fubh - ****ed up beyond hope

****tard - ****ing retard

fuctard - ****ing retard

fud - fear, uncertainty and doubt

fudh - **** you **** head

fudie - **** you and die

fugly - ****ing ugly

fuk - ****

fukin - ****ing

fukk - ****

fukkin - ****ing

fukn - ****ing

fumfer - **** you mother ****er

funner - more fun

funy - funny

fuq - **** you

fus - **** yourself

fut - **** You Too

fuu - **** you up

fux - ****

fuxing - ****ing

fuxored - ****ed

fvck - ****

fwb - Friends with Benefits

fwd - forward

fwiw - for what it's worth

fwob - friends with occasional benefits

fxe - foxy

fxp - file exchange protocol

fy - **** you

fya - for your attention

fyad - **** you and die

fyah - **** you *******

fyb - **** you *****

fyc - **** your couch

fyeo - For your eyes only

fyf - **** your face

fyfi - For Your ****ing Information

fyi - for your information

fyl - For your Love

fym - **** your mom

fyp - fixed your post

fyrb - **** you right back
G's
*g* - grin

g'nite - good night

g/f - girlfriend

g/g - got to go

g0 - go

g1 - good one

g2 - go to

g2/-/ - go to hell

g2bg - got to be going

g2bl8 - going to be late

g2cu - glad to see you

g2e - got to eat

g2g - got to go

g2g2tb - got to go to the bathroom

g2g2w - got to go to work

g2g4aw - got to go for a while

g2gb - got to go bye

g2gb2wn - got to go back to work now

g2ge - got to go eat

g2gn - got to go now

g2gp - got to go pee

g2gpc - got 2 go parents coming

g2gpp - got to go pee pee

g2gs - got to go sorry

g2h - go to hell

g2hb - go to hell *****

g2k - good to know

g2p - got to pee

g2t2s - got to talk to someone

g3y - gay

g4u - good for you

g4y - good for you

g8 - gate

g@y - gay

ga - go ahead

gaf - good as ****

gafi - get away from it

gafl - get a ****ing life

gafm - Get away from me

gagf - go and get ****ed

gagp - go and get pissed

gah - gay ass homo

gai - gay

gaj - get a job

gal - get a life

gamez - illegally obtained games

gaoep - generally accepted office etiquette principles

gaw - grandparents are watching

gawd - god

gb - Go back

gb2 - go back to

gbioua - Go blow it out your ass

gbtw - go back to work

gbu - god bless you

gby - good bye

gcad - get cancer and die

gcf - Google Click Fraud

gd - good

gd&r - grins, ducks, and runs

gd4u - Good For You

gday - Good Day

gdby - good bye

gded - grounded

gdgd - good good

gdi - God Damn it

gdiaf - go die in a fire

gdih - Go die in hell

gdilf - Grandad I'd Like To ****

gdmfpos - god damn mother ****ing piece of ****

gdr - grinning, ducking, running

geto - ghetto

gewd - good

gey - gay

gf - girlfriend

gfad - go **** a duck

gfadh - go **** a dead horse

gfam - Go **** A Monkey

gfar2cu - go find a rock to crawl under

gfas - go **** a sheep

gfd - god ****ing damnit

gfe - Girl Friend experience

gfe2e - grinning from ear to ear

gfg - good ****ing game

gfi - good ****ing idea

gfj - good ****ing job

gfl - grounded for life

gfo - go **** off

gfu - go **** yourself

gfus - go **** yourself

gfx - graphics

gfy - good for you

gfyd - go **** your dad

gfym - go **** your mom

gfys - go **** yourself

gg - good game

gga - good game all

ggal - go get a life

ggf - go get ****ed

ggg - Go, go, go!

ggnore - good game no rematch

ggp - gotta go pee

gh - good half

ghey - gay

gigig - get it got it good

gigo - garbage in garbage out

gilf - Grandma I'd like to ****

gim - google instant messanger

gimme - give me

gimmie - give me

gir - google it retard

gis - Google Image Search

giv - give

giyf - google is your friend

gj - good job

gjial - go jump in a lake

gjp - good job partner

gjsu - god just shut up

gjt - good job team

gky - Go kill yourself

gkys - Go kill yourself

gl - good luck

gl hf - good luck, have fun

gl&hf - good luck and have fun

glbt - Gay, lesbian, bi***ual, transgenderd

glf - group looking for

glhf - good luck have fun

glln - Got Laid Last Night

glnhf - Good Luck and Have Fun

glty - Good luck this year

glu - girl like us

glu2 - good luck to you too

glux - good luck

glwt - good luck with that

gm - good morning

gma - grandma

gmab - give me a break

gmabj - give me a blowjob

gmafb - give me a ****ing break

gmao - Giggling my ass off

gmfao - Giggling My ****ing Ass Off

gmod - Global Moderator

gmta - great minds think alike

[ZavenSOTM]

gmtyt - good morning to you too

gmv - Got my vote

gmybs - give me your best shot

gn - good night

gn8 - good night

gndn - Goes nowhere,does nothing

gnfpwlbn - good news for people who love bad news

gngbng - gang bang

gnight - good night

gnite - good night

gnn - get naked now

gno - going to do

gnoc - get naked on cam

gnos - get naked on screen

gnr - Guns n' roses

gnrn - get naked right now

gnstdltbbb - good night sleep tight don't let the bed bugs bite

goc - get on camera

goi - get over it

goia - get over it already

goin - going

gok - God Only Knows

gokid - got observers - keep it decent

gol - giggle out loud

gomb - get off my back

goml - get out of my life

gona - Gonna

gonna - going to

good9 - goodnite

gooh - get out of here!

goomh - get out of my head

gork - God only really knows

gosad - go suck a ****

gotc - get on the computer

gotta - got to

gow - gears of war

goya - Get Off Your Ass

goyhh - get off your high horse

gp - good point

gpb - gotta pee bad

gpwm - good point well made

gr8 - great

gr8t - great

grats - congratulations

gratz - congratulations

grfx - graphics

grillz - metal teeth

grl - girl

grog - beer

grrl - Girl

grtg - Getting ready to go

gsad - go suck a ****

gsave - global struggle against violent extremists

gsfg - Go search ****ing google

gsi - go suck it

gsoh - Good Sense of Humor

gsp - get some *****

gsta - Gangster

gt - get

gta - Grand Theft Auto

gtas - go take a ****

gtb - Go To Bed

gtfa - Go The **** Away

gtfbtw - get the **** back to work

gtfh - go to ****ing hell

gtfo - get the **** out

gtfon - Get the **** out noob

gtfooh - get the **** out of here

gtfoomf - get the **** out of my face

gtfu - grow the **** up

gtfuotb - get the **** up out this *****

gtg - got to go

gtgbb - got to go bye bye

gtgfn - got to go for now

gtgn - got to go now

gtgp - got to go pee

gtgpp - got to go pee pee

gtgtb - got to go to bed

gtgtwn - Got to go to work now

gth - go to hell

gtha - go the hell away

gthb - go to hell *****

gthmf - go to hell motha****a

gtho - get the hell out

gthu - grow the heck up

gthyfah - go to hell you ****ing *******

gtk - good to know

gtn - getting

gtp - Got to pee

gtr - Got to run

gts - going to school

gtsy - good to see you

gtty - good talking to you

gud - good

gudd - good

gurl - girl

gurlz - girls

guru - expert

gw - good work

gwijd - guess what i just did

gwm - gay white male

gwork - good work

gwrk - good work

gws - get well soon

gwytose - go waste your time on someone else

gy - gay

gyal - girl

gypo - Get Your ***** Out

roflmfao - rolling on the floor laughing my ****ing ass off

h&k - hugs and kisses

h*r - homestar runner

h+k - hugs and kisses

h.o - hold on

h/e - However

h/mo - homo

h/o - hold on

h/u - hold up

h/w - homework

h2 - Halo 2

h2gtb - have to go to the bathroom

h2o - water

h3y - hey

h4kz0r5 - hackers

h4x - Hacks

h4x0r - hacker

h4xor - hacker

h4xr - hacker

h4xrz - hackers

h4xx0rz - hacker

h8 - hate

h82sit - hate to say it

h8er - hater

h8r - hater

h8s - hates

h8t - hate

h8te - hate

h8tr - hater

h8u - I Hate You

ha> - hacker

habt - how about this

hafta - have to

hagd - have a good day

hagl - have a great life

hagn - have a good night

hago - have a good one

hags - have a great summer

hai - hello

hait - hate

hak - here's a kiss

hakas - have a kick ass summer

hammrd - hammered

han - how about now

hav - have

havnt - haven't

hawf - Husband and Wife forever

hawt - hot

hawtie - hottie

hax - Hacks

hax0r - hacker

hax0red - hacked

hax0rz - Hackers

haxer - Hacker

haxor - hacker

haxoring - hacking

haxors - hackers

haxorz - hackers

haxxor - hacker

haxz0r - Hacker

haxzor - hacker

hayd - how are you doing

hb - hurry back

hb4b - hoes before bros

hbd - happy birthday

hbic - head ***** in charge

hbu - how about you

hby - how about you

hc - how come

hcib - how can it be

hcihy - how can I help you

hdop - Help Delete Online Predators

hdu - how dare you

hdydi - How do you do it

hdydt - how did you do that

heh - haha

hella - very

heya - hey

heyt - hate

heyy - hello

heyya - hello

hf - have fun

hfn - Hell ****ing no

hfs - holy ****ing ****!

hfsbm - holy ****ing **** batman

hfwt - have fun with that

hg - HockeyGod

hght - height

hhiad - holy hole in a doughnut

hhiadb - Holy Hole in a Donut Batman

hhok - Ha Ha Only Kidding

hi2u - hello

hi2u2 - hello to you too

hiet - height

hiik - Hell If I Know

hijack - start an off topic discussion

hith - how in the hell

hiya - hello

hj - hand job

hl - Half-Life

hl2 - Half-Life 2

hla - Hot lesbian action

hlb - horny little bastard

hld - hold

hldn - hold on

hldon - hold on

hll - Hell

hlm - he loves me

hlo - hello

hlp - help

hly - holy

hlysht - Holy ****

hmb - hold me back

hmewrk - homework

hmfic - head mother ****er in charge

hmoj - holy mother of jesus

hmw - homework

hmwk - homework

hmwrk - Homework

hng - horny net geek

hngry - hungry

hnic - head ****** in charge

ho - hold on

hoas - Hang on a second

holla - hey

hom - home

homey - Friend

homie - good friend

homo - homo***ual

hoopty - broke down automobile

hott - hot

howdey - hello

howz - hows

hpb - high ping bastard

hpybdy - happy birthday

hr - hour

hre - here

hrny - horny

hru - how r u

hrud - how are you doing

hs - headshot

hsd - high school dropout

hsik - how should i know

hsr - homestar runner

hss - horse **** and splinters

hswm - Have *** With me

htc - hit the cell

htf - how the ****

htfu - Hurry the **** up

hth - hope that helps

htr - hater

http - hyper text transfer protocol

hu - Hey you

hud - Heads Up Display

huggle - hug and cuddle

hugz - hugs

hun - honey

hv - have

hve - have

hvnt - haven't

hw - homework

hw/hw - help me with homework

hw? - how?

hwg - here we go

hwga - here we go again

hwik - how would i know

hwk - homework

hwmbo - he who must be obeyed

hwms - hot wild monkey ***

hwu - hey what's up

hxc - hardcore

hy - hell yeah

hyg - here you go

[ZavenSOTM]

i <3 u - I love you

i c - i see

i8 - alright

i8u - i hate you

i<3 u - i love you

i<3u - I love you

iab - I Am Bored

iafh - I Am ****ing Hot

iafi - I am from India

iag - it's all good

iah - i am horny

iai - i am interested

ianabs - I am not a brain surgeon

ianacl - I am not a copyright lawyer

i**** - I am not a lawyer

i****b - I am not a lawyer, but..

ianars - I am not a rocket scientist

ians - I am Not Sure

ianyl - I am not your lawyer

iasb - i am so bored

iatb - I am the best

iateu - i hate you

iavb - i am very bored

iaw - In Another Window

iawtc - I agree with this comment

iawtp - I agree with this post

iawy - I agree with you

ib - I'm back

ibcd - Idiot between chair & desk

ibs - Internet ***** Slap

ibt - I'll be there

ibtl - In Before The Lock

ic - I see

icbi - i can't believe it

icbiwoop - I chuckled, but it was out of pity.

icbt - i can't believe that

icbu - I can't believe you

icbyst - i cant believe you said that

icgup - I can give you pleasure

icic - I See. I See

icp - insane clown posse

icr - I can't rememer

icsrg - I can still reach Google

ictrn - I can't talk right now

icty - i can't tell you

icu - i see you

icudk - in case you didn't know

icup - i see you pee

icw - I care why?

icwudt - I see what you did there

icwum - I see what you mean

icydk - in csae you didn't know

icydn - in case you didn't know

id10t - idiot

idbtwdsat - i dont believe they would do such a thing

idby - I Don't Believe You

idc - I don't care

iddi - I didn't do it

idec - I don't even care

idek - I don't even know

idfc - i dont ****ing care

idfk - i dont ****ing know

idfts - I don't ****ing think so

idgac - i don't give a crap

idgad - I don't give a damn

idgaf - i don't give a ****

idgaff - I don't give a flying ****

idgara - I don't give a rat's ass

idgas - i don't give a ****

idgi - I don't get it

idjit - idiot

idk - I don't know

idkbibt - I don't know but I've Been Told

idke - I don't know ethier

idkh - I don't know how

idkh2s - i don't know how to spell

idkt - I don't know that

idkw - I don't know why

idkwiwdwu - I don't know what I would do without you

idkwts - I don't know what to say

idkwurta - I don't know what you are talking about.

idky - i dont know you

idkyb - i don't know why but

idkymb2 - I didn't know yoru mom blogs too

idl - I don't like

idli - I don't like it

idlu - i don't like you

idly - I don't like you

idlyitw - i don't like you in that way

idm - I don't mind

idn - i don't know

idnk - i don't know

idno - i do not know

idonno - i do not know

idop - it depends on price

idot - idiot

idr - I dont remember

idrc - i don't really care

idrk - i don't really know

idrts - I don't really think so

idsw - i don't see why

idtis - I don't think I should

idtkso - i don't think so

idts - i don't think so

idunno - i do not know

iduwym - I don't understand what you mean.

idw2n - i don't want to know

idwk - I don't wanna know

idwt - i don't want to

idwtg - I don't want to go

idyat - idiot

iebkac - issue exists between keyboard and chair

ietf - internet engineering task force

iff - if and only if

ifhu - I ****ing hate you

ifhy - i ****ing hate you

iflu - i ****ing love you

ifthtb - i find that hard to belive

ig - I guess

ig5oi - I got 5 on it

igahp - I've got a huge *****

igalboc - I've got a lovely bunch of cocnuts

igg - i gotta go

ight - alright

igkymfa - I'm gonna kick your mother ****ing ass

igs - I guess so

igtg - i've got to go

igtgt - I got to go tinkle

igtkya - im going to kick your ass

ih2gp - I have to go pee

ih2p - i'll have to pass

ih8 - i hate

ih8mls - I hate my little sister

ih8p - I hate parents

ih8tu - i hate you

ih8u - I hate you

ih8usm - i hate you so much

ih8y - I hate you

ihac - I have a customer

ihat3u - I hate you

ihiwydt - I hate it when you do that

ihml - I hate my life

ihmp - i hate my parents

ihnc - i have no clue

ihnfc - I have no ****ing clue

ihni - i have no idea

iht - I heard that

ihtfp - I hate this ****ing place

ihtgttbwijd - I have to go to the bathroom, wait I just did.

ihtp - I Have To Poop

ihtsm - i hate this so much

ihtutbr - I have to use the bathroom

ihu - I hate you

ihurg - i hate your guts

ihusb - i hate you so bad

ihusfm - i hate you so ****ing much

ihusm - i hate you so much

ihy - i hate you

ihya - i hate you all

ihysm - I hate you so much

iigh - alright

iight - alright

iirc - if I recall correctly

iistgtbtipi - If It Sounds Too Good To Be True It Probably Is

iitywybmad - if I tell you, will you buy me a drink?

iiuc - if I understand correctly

iiw2 - is it web 2.0?

iiwii - it is what it is

ij - indide joke

ijaf - it's just a fact

ijcomk - i just came on my keyboard

ijdk - i just dont know

ijdl - I just died laughing

ijeomk - I just ejaculated on my keybord

ijf - i just farted

ijgl - I just got laid

ijit - idiot

ijpmp - I just peed my pants

ijpms - I just pissed myself

ijsabomomcibstg - I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico

ik - i know

iki - i know it

ikm - I know man

ikr - I know really

ikwum - I know what you meant

ikwyl - I know where you live

ikwym - i know what you mean

ilbcnu - i'll be seeing you

ilcul8r - I'll see u later

ilhsm - i love him/her so much

ili - i love it

ilk2fku - I would like to **** you

ilms - I love my self

ilotibinlirl - I'm laughing on the internet, but I'm not laughing in real life

ilshipmp - I laughed so hard I peed my pants

iltf - i love to ****

ilu - I love you

ilulafklc - I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

ilum - i love you more

ilusfm - I love you so ****ing much

ilusm - I love you So much

iluvm - I Love You Very Much

iluvya - i love you

iluwamh - i love you with all my heart

ily - i love you

ily2 - i love you too

ily4e - i love you forever

ilyaas - I Love You As A Sister

ilyal - I like you a lot

ilyb - i love you *****

ilybby - i love you baby

ilybtid - I Love You But Then I Don't

ilygsm - i love you guys so much

ilykthnxbai - i love you k thanks bye

ilyl - i love you loads

ilylab - I love you like a brother

ilylafklc - i love you like a fat kid loves cake

ilylas - i love you like a sister

ilylc - i love you like crazy

ilym - i love you more

ilymtyk - i love you more than you know

ilymtylm - i love you more than you love me

ilysfm - i love you so ****ing much

ilysfmb - i love you so ****ing much baby

ilysm - i love you so much

ilysmih - i love you so much it hurts

ilysmm - i love you so much more

ilysvm - i love you so very much

ilyvm - i love you very much

ilywamh - I love you with all my heart

im - Instant Message

im'd - instant messaged

ima - I am a

imao - in my arrogant opinion

imb - I am back

imcdo - in my conceited dogmatic opinion

imed - instant messaged

imfao - In My ****ing Arrogant Opinion

imfo - in my ****ing opinion

imh - I am here

imhbco - In my humble but correct opinion

imhe - in my humble experience

imho - in my humble opinion

imm - instant message me

imma - I'm going to

imnerho - In my not even remotely humble opinion

imnl - I'm not laughing

imnsho - in my not so humble opinion

imo - in my opinion

imoo - in my own opinion

impo - In My Personal Opinion

impov - in my point of view

imsb - i am so bored

imsry - I am sorry

imts - I meant to say

imu - i miss you

imusm - I miss you so much

imvho - in my very humble opinion

imwtk - Inquiring minds want to know

imy - I miss you

imy2 - i miss you to

imya - i miss you already

inbd - it's no big deal

indie - independent

inet - internet

inh - I need help

inho - in my honest opinion

init - isn't it

inmp - it's not my problem

innit - isn't it

ino - I know

intarwebs - internet

interweb - internet

intpftpotm - I nominate this post for the post of the month

inttwmf - I am Not Typing This With My Fingers

invu - I envy you

ioh - I'm out of here

iokiya - it's ok if you are

ionno - I don't know

iono - I don't know

iotd - image of the day

iou - i owe you

iow - in other words

ioya - I'd Own Your Ass

ip - internet protocol

irc - internet relay chat

irdc - I really don't care

irdgaf - i really don't give a ****

irgtgbtw - I've really got to get back to work

irhtgttbr - I really have to go to the bathroom

irhy - i really hate you

irl - in real life

irly - I really love you

irt - in reply to

irtf - I'll return the favor

is2g - i swear to god

isb - I'm so bored.

isbya - im sorry but you asked

ise - internal server error

isfly - i so ****ing love you

isg - I speak geek

isianmtu - I swear I am not making this up

iso - In Search Of

isp - internet service provider

iss - im so sorry

istr - I seem to remember

istwfn - I stole this word from noslang.com

ita - I Totally Agree

itb - in the butt

itd - in the dark

ite - alright

itk - in the know

itt - in this thread

ityltk - I thought you'd like to know

itz - it's

iucmd - if you catch my drift

iukwim - if you know what i mean

iunno - I don't know

iuno - i dunno

ive - i have

iw2fu - i want to **** you

iw2mu - I WANT TO MEET U

iwbrbl@r - I will be right back later

iwc - In Which Case

iwfusb - i wanna **** you so bad

iwfy - I want to **** you

iwhi - I would hit it

iwhswu - I want to have *** with you

iwjk - i was just kidding

iwk - I wouldn't know

iwlu4e - I will love you for ever

iws - i want ***

iwsn - i want *** now

iwtfu - i want to **** you

iwtfy - i want to **** you

iwthswy - i want to have *** with you

iwtly - i want to love you

iwu - i want you

iwuwh - i wish you were here

iwyb - I want your body

iwyn - I want you now

iyd - In Your Dreams

iydmma - if you don't mind me asking

iyf - In your face

iykwim - if you know what I mean

iym - I am your man

iyo - in your opinion

iyq - I like you

iyss - if you say so

iz - is

[ZavenSOTM]

j-c - just chilling

j/a - Just Asking

j/c - just curious

j/j - just joking

j/k - just kidding

j/o - jackoff

j/p - just playing

j/s - just saying

j/w - just wondering

j00 - you

j00r - your

j2bs - just to be sure

j2c - just too cute

j2f - just too funny

j2luk - just to let you know

j2lyk - just to let you know

j4f - just for fun

j4g - just for grins

j4l - just for laughs

j4u - just for you

jalaudlm - just as long as you don't leave me

jas - just a second

jb - jailbait

jbu - just between us

jc - just curious

jcam - just checking away message

jcath - Just chilling at the house

jdfi - Just ****ing do it

jebus - Jesus

jeomk - Just ejaculated on my keyboard

jf - just fooling

jfc - Jesus ****ing Christ

jfdi - Just ****ing Do It!

jff - just for fun

jfg - just for giggles

jfgi - just ****ing google it

jfi - just forget it

jfj - jump for joy

jfk - Just ****ing kidding

jfl - just for laughs

jflts - just felt like typing something

jfn - just for now

jfo - just **** off

jfr - Just for reference

jfu - just for you

jfwy - just ****ing with you

jg2h - just go to hell

jgiyn - Just google it you noob

jhm - just hold me

jic - just in case

jit - just in time

jj - just joking

jj/k - just joking

jja - just joking around

jk - just kidding

jka - just kidding around

jking - joking

jkl - just kidding loser

jklol - Just Kidding Laughing Out Loud

jks - jokes

jkz - jokes

jlma - just leave me alone

jlt - just like that

jm - Just Messing

jma - just messing around

jml - just my luck

jmo - just my opinion

jms - just making sure

jom - just one minuite

joo - you

jooc - just out of curiosity

jooce - Juice

joor - your

jp - just playing

js - just saying

jsing - just saying

jst - just

jsuk - just so you know

jsut - just

jsyk - Just so you know

jtay - just thinking about you

jtbs - Just To Be Sure

jtluk - just to let you know

jtlyk - just to let you know

jtoi - just thought of it

jtol - just thinking out loud

jttsiowctw - just testing to see if other websites copy this word

jtysk - just thought you should know

jumping the couch - acting strange

jus - just

juss - just

juz - just

juzt - just

jw - just wondering

jwtlyk - Just wanted to let you know

jyfihp - jam your finger in her *****

k3wl - cool

ka - Kick Ass

kafn - kill all ****ing noobs

kah - kisses and hugs

kaw - kick ass work

kb - KiloBite

kek - laughing out loud

kewel - cool

kewl - cool

kfc - kentucky fried chicken

khitbash - kick her in the box and shove her

khuf - know how you feel

kia - Killed In Action

kib - okay, im back

kic - keep it clean

kicks - sneakers

kiled - killed

kinda - kind of

kir - kid in room

kis - keep it simple

kisa - knight in shining armor

kit - keep in touch

kitfo - knock it the **** off

kiwf - Kill It With Fire

kk - ok

kkk - ku klux klan

kkthnxbye - okay thanks bye

kky - kinky

kl - cool

kma - kiss my ass

kmag - kiss my ass goodbye

kmao - kick my ass off

kmfa - kiss my ****ing ass

kmhba - kiss my hairy big ass

kmn - kill me now

kmp - kill me please

knackered - drunk

knewb - new player

knn - **** your mother

kno - know

knw - know

ko - knock out

kol - kiss on lips

koo - cool

kool - cool

kos - kid over shoulder

kotc - kiss on the cheek

kotl - kiss on the lips

kotor - Knights of the old republic

kots - keep on talking ****

kpc - keeping parents clueless

ks - kill steal

kt - keep talking

ktc - kill the cat

ktfo - knocked the **** out

kthanxbi - Okay, thanks. Bye.

kthnxbai - Okay, thanks, bye

kthnxbye - Okay, thanks, bye

kthx - ok, thank you

kthxbai - ok thanks bye!

kthxbi - ok, thank you, goodbye

kthxbye - ok, thank you, goodbye

kthxbye - ok, thank you, goodbye

kthxgb - ok thanks goodbye

kthxmn - Ok Thanks Man

kthz - ok thanks

ktnx - Okay and Thanks

kuhl - cool

kutgw - Keep Up The good Work

kuwl - cool

kwim - Know What I Mean

kwis - Know what I'm saying?

kwit - quit

kwl - cool

kwtsds - Kiss where the sun don't shine

kyag - Kiss Your Ass Goodbye

kyfag - kiss your ****ing ass goodbye

kyfc - keep your fingers crossed

kyko - keep your knickers on

kys - kill yourself

[ZavenSOTM]

l'omg - lol omg

l0lz - laugh out loud

l2 - learn to

l2m - listening to music

l2p - learn to play

l2r - Learn to read

l337 - elite

l33t - elite

l4m3rz - lamers

l8 - late

l84skool - late for school

l8a - later

l8er - later

l8ers - Later

l8r - see you later

l8rs - laters

l8rz - later

l8s - later

l8t - later

l8ta - later

l8ter - later

l8tr - later

l@u - laughing at you

laff - laugh

lafs - love at first sight

lak - love and kisses

lalol - lots and lots of laughs

lam - leave a message

lamf - like a mother****er

lan - local area network

lappy - Laptop

larp - live action role-play

lasb - Lame Ass Stupid *****

lat - laugh at that

lata - later

lates - later

latn - laugh at the newbs

latr - Later

latwttb - laughing all the way to the bank

lau - laugh at you

lawd - lord

lawl - lauging out loud with a southern drawl

lawl'd - laughed out loud

lawled - laughed out loud

lawls - laughing out loud with a southern drawl

lawlz - laughing out loud with a southern drawl

lbnr - laughing but not really

lbo - laughing butt off

lbr - little boy's room

ldr - Long-distance relationship

lee7 - elite

leet - elite

legit - legitimate

leik - like

leme - let me

lemme - let me

lesbo - lesbian

less than 3 - love

less than three - love

lez - Lesbian

lezbean - lesbian

lezbo - lesbian

lezzzie - lesbian

lf - looking for

lf1m - Looking for one more

lf2m - looking for 2 more

lfg - Looking for group

lfm - looking for mate

lfnar - laughing for no aparent reason

lfp - looking for *****

lfr - Laughing for real

lgb - lesbian/gay/bi***ual

lgbnaf - lets get butt naked and ****

lgf - little green footballs

lgn - link goes nowhere

lgot - let's go out tonight

lgr - little girls room

lgs - let's go shopping!

lhao - laughing her ass off

lhs - lets have ***

lhsrn - let's have *** right now

lic - like i care

liec - like i even care

liek - like

liekz - likes

lifo - last in first out

ligaff - like I give a flying ****

ligafs - like I give a flying ****

ligas - like I give a ****

lih - Laugh in head

liita - love is in the air

lik - like

lil - little

limh - laugh in my head

liol - laugh insanely out loud

lirl - laughing in real life

liyf - laughing in your face

lj - live journal

lk - like

llap - live long and prosper

llc - laughing like crazy

llf - laugh like ****

llol - literally laughing out loud

lm4aq - Let's meet for a quickie.

lma - leave me alone

lmamf - leave me alone mother ****er

lmao - laughing my ass off

lmaol - laughing my ass out loud

lmaomtoaoa - Laugh my ass off many times over and over again

lmaonade - laughing my ass off

lmaootf - Laughing my ass off on the floor

lmaorof - Laughing my Ass off Rolling on the floor

lmaorotf - laughing my ass off rolling on the floor

lmaowrotf - Laughing my ass of while rolling on the floor

lmaowtntpm - laughing my ass off whilst trying not to piss myself

lmaoxh - laughing my ass off extremely hard

lmb - lick my balls

lmbao - laughing my black ass off

lmbfwao - laughing my big fat white ass off

lmbo - laughing my butt off

lmcao - laughing my crazy ass off

lmclao - laughing my cute little ass off

lmd - Lick My ****

lmfao - laughing my ****ing ass off

lmffao - laughing my ****ing fat ass off

lmffo - Laughing my ****ing face off

lmfho - laughing my ****ing head off

lmfpo - laughing my ****ing ***** off

lmfr - Lets Meet For Real

lmfto - laughing my ****in **** off

lmgdao - Laughing My God Damn Ass Off

lmhao - laughing my hairy ass off

lmho - laughing my heiny off

lmip - LETS MEET IN PERSON

lmirl - Let's meet in real life

lmk - let me know

lmkwut - let me know what you think

lmmfao - laughing my mother ****ing ass off

lmmfaos - laughing my mother ****ing ass off silly

lmmfas - laugh my mother ****in ass off

lmmffao - laughing my mother ****ing fat ass off

lmo - Leave Me One

lmoao - Laughing my Other Ass Off

lmp - lick my *****

lmpo - laughing my panties off

lms - leave me some

lmsao - laughing my ***y ass off

lmso - laughing my socks off

lmtd - limited

lmtfa - leave me the **** alone

lmto - laughing my **** off

lmtus - let me tell you something

lmvo - laugh my ****** off

ln - last name

lnk - Link

lobfl - Laugh Out Bloody ****ing Loud

lof - Laughing on floor

lofi - uncool

lofl - laugh out ****ing loud

loflmao - laying on floor laughing my ass off

loi - laughing on the inside

lol - laughing out loud

lol'd - laughed out loud

lol2u - Laugh out loud to you

lol@u - Laugh out loud at you

lolarotf - laughing out loud and rolling on the floor

lolcano - laugh out loud

lolcity - the whole city laughs out loud

lold - laughed out loud

lolees - laugh out loud

lolerz - laugh out loud

lolf - lots of love forever

lolin - laughing out loud

lolio - laugh out loud I own

lollam - Laughing Out Loud Like A Maniac

lollercaust - an extreme event of hilarity

lollercoaster - laugh out loud (a lot)

lollerskates - laughing out loud

lolm - laugh out loud man

loln - laught out loud... not

lolngs - laghing out loud never gonna stop

lolocost - laugh out loud

lolol - saying "lol" out loud

lololz - laugh out loud

lolpimp - Laughing out loud peeing in my pants

lolrof - Laughing out loud while rolling on the floor.

lolrotf - laughing out loud rolling on the floor

lols - laugh out loud

lolwtime - laughing out loud with tears in my eyes

lolz - laugh out loud

lomg - like oh my god

loml - love of my life

lomy - love of my life

loomm - laughing out of my mind

lorl - laugh out real loud

loti - laughing on the inside

lotr - lord of the rings

lov - love

lovu - love you

loxen - laughing out loud

loxxen - laughing out loud

lozer - loser

lpb - low ping bastard

lpiaw - Large ***** is always welcome

lpms - life pretty much sucks

lq2m - laughing quietly to myself

lqtm - Laugh quietly to myself

lqtms - Laughing quietly to myself

lqts - laughing quietly to self

lrfl - Laughing really ****ing loud

lrh - laughing really hard

lrqtms - laughing really quietly to myself

lshid - laugh so hard i die

lshismp - laughed so hard I **** my pants

lshiwms - laughing so hard I wet myself

lshmson - laughing so hard milk shot out nose

lsmih - laughing so much it hurts

lsr - loser

lsudi - Lets see you do it

lt - long time

lthtt - laughing too hard to type

ltip - laughting until I puke

ltm - listen to me

ltmq - Laugh To Myself Quietly

ltms - Laughing to my self

ltnc - Long time no see

ltns - long time no see

ltnsoh - Long time, no see or hear

ltp - Lay the pipe

ltr - later

lttpot - laughing to the point of tears

ltw - Lead The Way

lu2 - love you too

lu2d - love you to death

lu4l - love you for life

lub - laugh under breath

lug - lesbian until graduation

luk - look

lul - love you lots

lulab - Love you like a brother

lulas - Love You Like a Sister

lulz - Laughing out loud.

lurker - one who reads but doesn't reply

lurve - love

luser - user who is a loser

luv - love

luver - lover

luvv - love

luzar - Loser

lv - love

lvl - level

lvn - loving

lvr - lover

lvya - love you

lwih - look what I have

ly - love you

ly2 - love you to

lyaab - Love you as a brother

lyaaf - Love you as a friend

lyao - laugh your ass off

lybo - laugh your butt off

lyf - life

lyfe - life

lyk - like

lyk3 - like

lyke - like

lyl - love you lots

lylab - love you like a brother

lylaba - love u like a brother always

lylad - love you like a dad

lylafklc - love you like a fat kid loves cake

lylam - love you like a mom

lylas - I love you like a sister

lylasa - love u like a sister always

lylno - Love you like no other

lyls - love you lots

lymi - love you mean it

lysfm - love you so ****ing much

lysm - love you so much

lyt - love you too

lzr - loser

m$ - Microsoft

m$wxp - Microsoft Windows XP

m'kay - okay

m.i.a - Missing In Action

m.o - makeout

m/b - maybe

m/f - male or female

m2 - me too

m3 - me

m473s - friends

m473z - friends

m4f - male for female

m4m - male for male

m8 - friend

m84l - mate for life

m9 - mine

mabby - maybe

mabe - Maybe

mah - my

mai - my

mao - my ass off

marvy - marvelous

mastrb8 - masturbate.

mayb - maybe

mayte - mate

mb - my bad

mbf - my best friend

mbhsm - My ***** Hurt So Much

mbl8r - Maybe Later

mcs - My computer sucks

mcse - Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer

me2 - me too

meatcurtain - woman's private parts

meatspace - the real world

meeh - me

mego - my eyes glaze over

meh - whatever

mf - mother****er

mf2f4sx - meet face to face for ***

mfa - mother ****ing *******

mfah - mother****ing *******

mfao - my ****ing ass off

mfb - mother ****ing *****

mfg - merge from current

mflfs - married female looking for ***

mgiwjsdchmw - my girlfriend is watching jeff so don't call her my wife

mhh - my head hurts

mhm - Yes

mho - My Humble Opinion

mia - Missing In Action

mic - microphone

miid - my internet is down

**** - Mom i'd like to ****

miltf - Mom I'd like to ****

min - minute

miq - make it quick

mir - mom in room

mirl - meet in real life

misc. - miscellaneous

miself - myself

mite - might

miwnlf - mom I would not like to ****.

mk - mmm....ok

mkay - ok

mle - emily

mlod - mega laugh out loud of doom

mmamp - Meet me at my place

mmas - meet me after school

mmatc - meet me around the corner

mmatp - meet me at the park

mmbocmb - message me back or comment me back

mmd - make my day

mmk - umm, ok

mml - making me laugh

mmlfs - married man looking for ***

mmo - Massive Multiplayer Online

mmt - meet me there

mmtyh - My mom thinks you're hot

mmw - making me wet

mngmt - management

mngr - manager

mnm - eminem

mnt - More next time

mobo - motherboard

mod - (moderator || modification)

mof - matter of fact

mofo - mother ****er

moh - Medal Of Honor

mohaa - Medal of Honor Allied Assult

mol - more or less

mompl - moment please

moobs - man *****

[ZavenSOTM]

mor - more

morf - male or female

moro - tomorrow

mos - mom over shoulder

moss - member of same ***

motarded - more retarded

motd - message of the day

motos - member of the opposite ***

mpaw - my parents are watching

mpbis - most popular boy in school

mpd - Multiple Personality Disorder

mpgis - most popular girl in school

mph - miles per hour

mpih - my ***** is hard

mpty - more power to you

mrau - message received and understood

msf - male seeking female

msg - message

msgs - messages

msh - Me so horny

msibo - my side is busting open

msie - microsoft's internet explorer

msm - main stream media

msmd - monkey see - monkey do

msv - Microsoft Vista

mtc - more to come

mtf - More to Follow

mtfbwu - may the force be with you

mtfbwy - May the Force be with you

mtherfker - mother ****er

mthrfkr - mother ****er

mtrfkr - mother****er

mu - miss you

mudda - mother

mul - miss you lots

musm - Miss You So Much

mutha - mother

muve - multi-user virtual environment

muvva - mother

muzik - music

mwah - kiss

mwf - Married White Female

mwsmirl - maybe we should meet in real life

myfb - mind your ****ing business

myke - man-dyke

myn - mine

myob - mind your own business

myodb - mind your own damn business

myofb - mind your own ****ing business

mypl - my young padawan learner

mysm - Miss you so much

myspce - myspace

mmorpg - massively multiplayer online role playing game

n e - any

n/a - not applicable

n/a/s/l - name, age, *** location

n/c - no comment

n/m - nevermind

n/n - nickname

n/o - no offense

n/t - no text

n00b - newbie

n00bs - newbies

n00dz - nudes

n00s - news

n1 - nice one

n199312 - african american

n1994 - african american

n2 - into

n2b - not too bad

n2bb - nice to be back

n2g - Not too good

n2m - not too much

n2mh - not too much here

n2mhbu - not too much how about you?

n2mhjc - not too much here just chillin

n2mu - not too much, you?

n2n - need to know

n2p - need to pee

n64 - Nintendo 64

n8v - native

na - not applicable

na4w - not appropriate for work

naa - not at all

nade - grenade

nafkam - Not Away From Keyboard Any More

nah - no

namh - not at my house

nao - Not As Often

naw - no

nawidt - never again will i do that

naww - no

nb - not bad

nb,p - nothing bad, parents

nba - national basketball association

nbd - no big deal

nbdy - nobody

nc - not cool

ncaa - National Collegiate Athletic Association

ncs - no crap sherlock

nd - and

ndit - No details in thread

ndn - indian

ne - any

ne1 - anyone

neday - any day

nedn - any day now

neida - any idea

nemore - Anymore

nes - Nintendo Entertainment System

nething - anything

neva - never

nevah - never

nevm - never mind

nevr - never

newais - Anyways

neway - anyway

neways - anyways

newayz - anyways

newb - someone who is new

newbie - new player

newez - anyways

nf - not funny

nfbsk - not for british school kids

nfc - no ****ing clue

nfd - no ****ing deal

nff - not ****ing fair

nfi - no ****ing idea

nfs - not for sale

nft - no further text

nfw - no ****ing way

ng - nice game

nh - nice hand

nhatm - not here at the moment

ni - no idea

ni994 - *****

nib - new in box

nic - Network Interface Card

nifoc - naked in front of computer

nifok - naked in front of keyboard

nigysob - now I've got you son of a *****

nimby - not in my backyard

nin - no its not

nip - nothing in particular

nips - nipples

nite - night

nizzle - ******

nj - Nice job

njoy - enjoy

njp - nice job partner

nk - no kidding

nkt - never knew that

nld - nice lay down

nm - not much

nm u - not much, you

nme - enemy

nmf - not my fault

nmfp - not my ****ing problem

nmh - not much here

nmhau - nothing much how about you

nmhm - nothing much here, man

nmhu - nothing much here, you?

nmhwby - nothing much here what about you

nmjc - not much, just chillin'

nmjch - Nothing Much Just Chilling

nmjcu - nothing much, just chilling, you?

nmjdhw - nothing much just doing homework

nmjfa - nothing much, just ****ing around

nmnhnlm - no money, no honey, nobody loves me

nmp - Not My Problem

nmu - nothing much, you

nmw - no matter what

nmwh - no matter what happens

nn - good night

nn2r - no need to respond

nnaa - no not at all

nnfaa - no need for an apology

no pro - no problem

no1 - no one

noaa - National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration

noe - know

nofi - No Flame Intended

nolm - No one loves me

nomw - not on my watch

noob - someone who is new

noobie - new person

nooblet - new player

noobz0r - newbie

noodz - nude pictures

nookie - ***

nop - normal operating procedure

norwich - knickers off ready when I come home

notin - nothing

noty - no thank you

noub - none of your business

nowai - No way

nowin - knowing

noyb - none of your business

noygdb - none of your god damn business

np - no problem

npa - not paying attention

npc - Non-playable character

npe - nope

npgf - no problem girl friend

nph - no problem here

npi - no pun intended

npnt - no picture, no talk

nps - No Problems

nq - Thank you

nr - no reserve

nr4u - not right for you

nrg - energy

nrn - No Response Necessary

ns - nice

nsa - No Strings Attached

nsas - No Strings Attached ***

nsfmf - not so fast my friend

nsfu - no *** for you

nsfw - not safe for work

nsok? - no slang ok?

nss - no **** sherlock

nst - no school today

nstaafl - No Such Thing As a Free Lunch

nt - nice try

ntb - not to bad

ntbn - no text-back needed

nthg - nothing

nthin - nothing

nthn - nothing

ntigaf - not that i give a ****

ntk - Need to know

ntkb - need to know basis

ntm - not to much

ntmu - nice to meet you

ntmy - nice to meet you

ntrly - Not Really

ntstt - not safe to talk

ntt - need to talk

nttiawwt - Not that there is anything wrong with that.

ntty - nice talking to you

ntw - not to worry

ntxt - no text

nty - no thank you

nu - new

nub - inexperienced person

nuff - enough

nuffin - nothing

nufin - nothing

nutin - nothing

nuttin - nothing

nv - envy

nvm - never mind

nvmt - nevermind that

nvr - never

nvrm - Nevermind

nvrmnd - never mind

nw - no way

nwb - a new person

nwih - no way in hell

nwrus - no way are your serious

nws - not work safe

nwtf - now what the ****

nwy - no way

nxt - next

ny1 - Anyone

nyc - New York City

nyf - not your fault

o rly - oh really

o rly? - Oh Really?

o&o - over and out

o.p. - Original Poster

o/y - oh yeah

oaoa - over and over again

oar - on a roll

oaw - on a website

obgjfioyo - old but good job finding it on your own

obo - or best offer

obtw - oh, by the way

obv - obviously

obvi - obviously

occ - Occupation

ocd - obsessive compulsive disorder

ocgg - Oh Crap, gotta go

od - over dose

oday - software illegally obtained before it was released

odtaa - one damn thing after another

oe - or else

of10 - often

ofc - of course

ofcol - oh for crying out loud

ofn - Old ****ing News

oftc - out for the count

oftn - often

oftpc - off topic

og - original gangster

ogw - oh guess what

oh noes - oh ****!

oh noez - Oh no!

ohic - oh I see

ohnoez - Oh no

ohy - oh hell yeah

oibmpc - oops I broke my computer

oic - oh, I see

oicic - oh i see i see

oicu - oh, i see you!

oicwydt - oh, i see what you did there

oidia - oops i did it again

oiyd - Only In Your Dreams

oj - orange juice

ojsu - Oh, just shut up!

ok - okay

oll - online love

olpc - One Laptop Per Child

omdg - oh my dear god

omdz - Oh My Days

omfg - oh my ****ing god

omfgn - Oh my ****ing god noob

omfgsh - Oh My ****ing Gosh

omfj - oh my ****ing jesus

omfl - oh my ****ing internet connection is slow

omfsm - Oh My Flying Spaghetti Monster

omfwtg - Oh My **** What The God?

omg - oh my God

omgd - Oh my gosh dude

omgf - oh my god...****!

omgg - Oh my gosh girl

omgicfbi - Oh my god I can't ****ing believe it

omgih - Oh My God In Heaven

omginbd - Oh my God, It's no big deal

omgn - oh my goodness

omgny - oh my god no way

omgosh - Oh my gosh

omgroflmao - oh my god roll on the floor laughing my ass off

omgsh - oh my gosh

omgukk - oh my god you killed kenny

omgwtf - on my God, what the ****

omgwtfbbq - oh my God, what the ****

omgwtfhax - Oh My God What The ****, Hacks!

omgwtfnipples - on my God, what the ****

omgyg2bk - oh my god you got to be kidding

omgykkyb - oh my god you killed kenny you bastards

omgz - oh my God

omgzors - oh my god

omhg - oh my hell god

omj - oh my jesus

ommfg - oh my mother ****ing god

omt - one more time

omw - on my way

omy - oh my!

onoez - oh no

onoz - oh no

onud - oh no you didn't

onyd - oh no you didn't

oob - out of buisness

oobl - out of breath laughing

ooc - out of character

oohm - out of his/her mind

oom - Out of mana

oomm - out of my mind

ooo - out of the office

ootb - out of the blue

op - operator

orlsx - oral ***

orly - oh really?

orly? - Oh Really?

orpg - online role playing game

os - operating system

osbutctt - only sad bastards use this crappy text talk

osd - On Screen Display

osifgt - oh **** i forgot

oslt - or something like that

osy - oh screw you

ot - off topic

otfcu - on the floor cracking up

otfl - on the floor laughing

otflmao - On the floor laughing my ass off

otflmfao - On the floor laughing my ****ing ass off

otflol - on the floor laughing out loud

otfp - on the ****ing phone

oti - on the internet

otl - out to lunch

otoh - on the other hand

otp - on the phone

ots - over the shoulder

ott - over the top

otw - on the way

ova - over

oways - oh wow are you serious

owned - made to look bad

ownt - made to look bad

ownz - owns

ownzer - one who makes others look bad

ownzorz - Owned.

owt - Out

oww - Oops, wrong window

oyfe! - Open Your ****ing Eyes!

oyid - oh yes i did

oyr - Oh Yeah Right

[ZavenSOTM]

p-nis - *****

p.o.b. - Parent Over Back

p.o.s - parent over shoulder

p.o.s. - parent over shoulder

p/oed - pissed off

p/w - password

p0wn - make to look bad

p2p - peer to peer

p33n - *****

p3n0r - *****

p3n15 - *****

p4p - pic for pic

p911 - parent emergency (parent near)

pach - parents are coming home

pachs - parents are coming home soon

pae - Pimpin aint easy

pag - Parents Are Gone

pah - parents at home

parnts - parents

pas - parent at side

pasii - put a sock in it

paw - parents are watching

pb - peanut butter

pb&j - peanut butter and jelly

pbb - parent behind back

pbcakb - problem between chair and keyboard

pbj - peanut butter and jelly

pbkc - Problem between keyboard & chair

pbly - probably

pbp - Please Be Patient

pcbd - page cannot be displayed

pce - peace

pcent - percent

pcrs - Parents can read slang

pda - public display of affection

pdg - pretty damn good

pdq - pretty damn quick

peanus - *****

pearoast - repost

pebcak - Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard

pebkac - problem exists between keyboard and chair

pebmac - Problem Exist Between monitor and chair

peep dis - check out what I'm telling you

peeps - people

pen0r - *****

pen15 - *****

peoples - people

perv - pervert

pex - Please explain?

pezzas - parents

pf - profile

pfa - Please Find Attached

pfo - please **** off

pfos - parental figure over sholder

pfy - pimply faced youth

pg - page

ph# - phone number

ph33r - fear

ph34r - fear

phag - fag

phat - pretty hot and tasty

phayl - fail

phear - fear

phlr - peace hugs love respect

phq - **** you

phreak - freak

phreaker - phone hacker

phuck - ****

phucker - ****er

phun - fun

phux - ****

phuxor - ****

pic - picture

piccies - Pictures

pics - pictures

pihb - pee in his/her butt

piihb - put it in her butt

piitb - put it in the butt

pima - Pain in my ass

pimfa - pain in my ****ing ass

pimha - Pain in my hairy ass

pimpl - pissing in my pants laughing

pino - Filipino

pir - parents in room

pita - pain in the ass

pitfa - Pain In The ****ing Ass

pitr - parent in the room

piw - Parent is watching

pix - pictures

pk - player kill

pl - parent looking

pl0x - please

pl8 - plate

plac - parent looking at computer

plams - parents looking at my screen

plars - party like a rock star

platcs - parent looking at the computer screen

ple's - please

pleaz - please

pleez - please

pleeze - please

pleze - please

plma - please leave me alone

plmk - please let me know

plocks - please

plom - parents looking over me

plomb - parents looking over my back

ploms - parent looking over my shoulder

plos - Parents Looking Over Shoulder

plox - please

ploxxorz - please

pls - please

plse - please

plx - please/thanks

plz - please

plzkthx - Please? OK, Thank you

plzthx - please? Thanks

pmfji - Pardon me for jumping in

pmfsl - piss my ****ing self laughing

pmg - oh my God

pmita - pound me in the ass

pmitap - pound me in the ass prison

pml - pissing myself laughing

pmo - pissing me off

pmp - pissing my pants

pmpl - piss my pants laughing

pmsfl - Pissed Myself ****ing Laughing

pmsl - piss my self laughing

pnhlgd - parents not home, let's get dirty

pns - *****

pnus - *****

po - piss off

po po - police

po'd - pissed off

pob - parent over back

poc - Piece of crap

poets - piss off early, tomorrow's Saturday

poi - point of interest

pol - parent over looking

poms - parent over my shoulder

poo - poop

poontang - female genitalia

popo - police

poq - Piss Off Quick

pos - Parent Over Shoulder

poscs - parents over sholder change subject

posmbri - parent over shoulder might be reading it

potc - pirates of the caribbean

pots - Plain Old Telephone Service

pov - point of view

pow - prisoner of war

pp - pee pee

ppl - people

ppls - people

pplz - people

ppor - post proof or recant

ppppppp - Prior Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance

pr0 - professional

pr0n - ****

preggers - pregnant

prn - ****

prncss - princess

prnoscrn - **** on screen

pro - professional

prob - problem

probz - probably

prolly - Probably

prollz - probably

pron - ****

proxie - proxy

prp - please reply

prsn - person

prv - private

prvrt - pervert

prw - parents are watching

ps1 - Play Station 1

ps2 - Play Station 2

ps3 - Play Station 3

psbms - parent standing by my side

psos - parent standing over sholder

pssy - *****

pt33n - preteen

ptbb - pass the barf bag

ptfo - passed the **** out

pthc - preteen hardcore

ptl - Praise the Lord

pto - Personal Time Off

puh-leaze - Please

purty - pretty

pvp - player versus player

pvt - pervert

pw - parent watching

pwb - ***** whipped *****

pwcb - parents watching close by

pwd - password

pwn - made to look bad

pwn3d - owned

pwn3r - owner

pwnage - Ownage

pwnd - owned

pwned - made to look bad

pwner - owner

pwnt - owned

pwnz - owns

pwnzor - owner

pwoms - parent watching over my shoulder

pwor - power

pww - parents were watching

pxr - punk rocker

pydim - put your **** in me

pyfco - put your freaking clothes on

pyt - pretty young thing

pz - peace

pzled - puzzled


qed - I've made my Point

qfe - quoted for emphasis

qfmft - quoted for mother****ing truth

qft - quoted for truth

ql - cool

qltm - quietly laughing to myself

qool - cool

qoolz - cool

qotd - quote of the day

qotsa - queens of the stone age

qoty - quote of the year

qpwd - quit posting while drunk

qq - crying eyes

qt - cutie

qt3.14 - cutie pie