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11-02-2009, 06:46 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2009
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Joke
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
Last edited by fortified; 11-02-2009 at 07:12 AM.
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11-02-2009, 06:52 AM
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Tol .
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11-02-2009, 06:55 AM
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Erm does this even count as a joke? Seriously?
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11-02-2009, 07:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Scribbles
Erm does this even count as a joke? Seriously?
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Now this is a joke:
A hot chick walks into a bar. A redneck turns to her and says, "You're going to get laid tonight." The girl blushes and smiles then says, "Awe...how do you know?" The rednecks smirks and says, "I'm stronger than you."
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11-02-2009, 07:04 AM
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I thought jokes were supposed to be funny.
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11-02-2009, 07:12 AM
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The Human Spellchecker 
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I heard the first two jokes before already.
Why can you never prove a redneck is a murderer?
The DNA is all the same and there are no dental records.
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11-02-2009, 08:36 AM
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A hot blonde goes to a club and hooks up with a black guy. Later back at her place she says "show me it's true what they say about all black guys". So he says "ok." stabs her and takes her purse 
~James
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11-02-2009, 08:49 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by stecki
A hot blonde goes to a club and hooks up with a black guy. Later back at her place she says "show me it's true what they say about all black guys". So he says "ok." stabs her and takes her purse
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That is the stupidest thing ever.
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11-02-2009, 09:09 AM
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King of Posting
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How so?
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11-02-2009, 01:46 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by stecki
A hot blonde goes to a club and hooks up with a black guy. Later back at her place she says "show me it's true what they say about all black guys". So he says "ok." stabs her and takes her purse
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Lmao, that was brilliant!!
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