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Warning: contains lots of awkward, weird and gross moments.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hi!
Stranger: hi.
Stranger: what's up.
You: You seem to have a very bored and monotone "voice"
Stranger: no, no
Stranger: i just start dry
You: I see
Stranger: it's kind of a defense.
Stranger: watch:
Stranger: SHAZAM!
You: Yay!
Stranger: okay maybe that was a little exaggerated.
Stranger: where from.
You: Oh, no
You: Not at all
You: Oh God
Stranger: BLAAAMO!
You: No asling, please
Stranger: zing!
You: Okay, settle down
Stranger: whew.
Stranger: we can settle.
Stranger: it's kind of late here, might explain why i'm dry mcgee
You: Late here too. O_O
Stranger: nice emoticon.
You: I get really hyper and weird when I'm tired
Stranger: i do the same sometimes
Stranger: go on a manic tear
Stranger: and start typing too much too fast
You: That's nice
Stranger: saying all kinds of weird ****.
Stranger: yeah it is to a point
Stranger: and then at some point it's like, huh what?
Stranger: you type fast which i appreciate.
You:
Stranger: {no pressure}
You: Blergh
You: Why would that add pressure?
Stranger: but if you're tired, then why are you up?
Stranger: to type faster.
Stranger: sometimes if i name it
You: Oh
Stranger: then i start flubbing.
You: WAT
Stranger: if i name that i type fast
Stranger: then i choke
You: Oh, and I'm up because I'm weird like that
You: Oh
Stranger: yeah, weird works well for me.
You: I see
Stranger: i mean i don't literally choke.
You: I know, I know
Stranger: you won't be responsible for my consumptive death.
Stranger: rest assured, great stranger of the webosphere.
Stranger: the problem with chat is that it only DISTRACTS from the void
Stranger: it doesn't fill it.
You: Oh God, I don't know what to say next
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: <== ha.
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: aww, come on.
You: No
Stranger: that's a lot of yous.
You: Just, just no
You: "U"s*
Stranger: i can guess anyway, more or less.
Stranger: i think you're about 25, f, and somewhere on the Eastern Seaboard or Midwest.
Stranger: which is all good.
Stranger: i don't care!
Stranger: you could be 47 m Wyoming
Stranger: it's just sort of nice to know.
Stranger: 25 is probably a stretch.
You: Oh God, you're so wrong
You: It's amazing.
Stranger: oh! you're 92 m China?
Stranger: that is sort of what I picture in my mind's eye when I ask.
You: Yeah... Sure...
Stranger: EXCELLENT
Stranger: you can guess mine too...
Stranger: probably with deadly accuracy.
You: 156, hermaphrodite, Russia?
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: i have both genitalia!
Stranger: it's pretty fun.
Stranger: and also very little practical media freedoms in my country.
Stranger: in addition I was born during the lead-up to the Ameircan Civil War
You: How sad. D:
Stranger: which provided great perspective when the Bolsheviks came.
Stranger: sweet times.
Stranger: no, don't cry for me!
You: *Sobs*
Stranger: having both genitalia just gives me more options about when and where i go to the bathroom.
Stranger: contrarian.
You: Wouldn't you look like a woman?
Stranger: well, sure.
Stranger: so you've got me there.
You: So wouldn't it be odd if they saw a woman going into the male washrooms
Stranger: i'm not really a hermaphrodite; i'm wearing a merkin
You: And pissing ina urinal?
Stranger: that would be a funny way to meet
Stranger: and i'd turn around and be like, "Asl?"
You: Fku, man, fku
Stranger: come on, my **** is funny.
Stranger: or at least funny-ish.
You: I can see that
You:
Stranger: funny like bad cheese.
Stranger: or spurled milk.
Stranger: i'm harmless, honest.
You: So am I.
Stranger: pinky swear?
You: But that "asl" thing gets annoying. >_<
You: Yessir
Stranger: i honestly do that on a certain level
You: I swear on my pinky
Stranger: to figure out if the person is over 18.
Stranger: which is important to me on some cosmic level.
Stranger: being far over 18.
Stranger: myself.
You: Mm
You: So if I were to tell you I was below the age of 18
You: What would you do?
Stranger: Well, I'd probably tell you how old I was
Stranger: and the conversation woudl end gracefully-ish.
You: Oh, how fun
Stranger: yeah, it's a real treat.
Stranger: suffice to say i'm looking for omegle 30+ but haven't found it yet.
You: Why would you want to find that?
You: Wouldn't it be filled with horny old men?
Stranger: booo
You: You know it's true
You: This is omegle, man
Stranger: why do you say that
Stranger: what you mean, every 30+ is horny, or everyone is?
You: No
You: But most people I meet on omegle are usually one of those horny, creepy types
You: Who say "asl"
You: All
You: The
You: Time
Stranger: yeah...
Stranger: i guess to me there is horny beyond repair
Stranger: like if you go on chatroulette it's the dudes with their junks out
Stranger: and then sort of, horny/human
You: Indeed
Stranger: which is sort of, i don't know a wider array of folks.
You: And then there're the trolls
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: and the wise-ass kids
Stranger: wise beyond their years
You: "wise"
Stranger: explaining to all the horny assed old dudes how horny they are.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hi!
Stranger: hi.
Stranger: what's up.
You: You seem to have a very bored and monotone "voice"
Stranger: no, no
Stranger: i just start dry
You: I see
Stranger: it's kind of a defense.
Stranger: watch:
Stranger: SHAZAM!
You: Yay!
Stranger: okay maybe that was a little exaggerated.
Stranger: where from.
You: Oh, no
You: Not at all
You: Oh God
Stranger: BLAAAMO!
You: No asling, please
Stranger: zing!
You: Okay, settle down
Stranger: whew.
Stranger: we can settle.
Stranger: it's kind of late here, might explain why i'm dry mcgee
You: Late here too. O_O
Stranger: nice emoticon.
You: I get really hyper and weird when I'm tired
Stranger: i do the same sometimes
Stranger: go on a manic tear
Stranger: and start typing too much too fast
You: That's nice
Stranger: saying all kinds of weird ****.
Stranger: yeah it is to a point
Stranger: and then at some point it's like, huh what?
Stranger: you type fast which i appreciate.
You:
Stranger: {no pressure}
You: Blergh
You: Why would that add pressure?
Stranger: but if you're tired, then why are you up?
Stranger: to type faster.
Stranger: sometimes if i name it
You: Oh
Stranger: then i start flubbing.
You: WAT
Stranger: if i name that i type fast
Stranger: then i choke
You: Oh, and I'm up because I'm weird like that
You: Oh
Stranger: yeah, weird works well for me.
You: I see
Stranger: i mean i don't literally choke.
You: I know, I know
Stranger: you won't be responsible for my consumptive death.
Stranger: rest assured, great stranger of the webosphere.
Stranger: the problem with chat is that it only DISTRACTS from the void
Stranger: it doesn't fill it.
You: Oh God, I don't know what to say next
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: <== ha.
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: aww, come on.
You: No
Stranger: that's a lot of yous.
You: Just, just no
You: "U"s*
Stranger: i can guess anyway, more or less.
Stranger: i think you're about 25, f, and somewhere on the Eastern Seaboard or Midwest.
Stranger: which is all good.
Stranger: i don't care!
Stranger: you could be 47 m Wyoming
Stranger: it's just sort of nice to know.
Stranger: 25 is probably a stretch.
You: Oh God, you're so wrong
You: It's amazing.
Stranger: oh! you're 92 m China?
Stranger: that is sort of what I picture in my mind's eye when I ask.
You: Yeah... Sure...
Stranger: EXCELLENT
Stranger: you can guess mine too...
Stranger: probably with deadly accuracy.
You: 156, hermaphrodite, Russia?
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: i have both genitalia!
Stranger: it's pretty fun.
Stranger: and also very little practical media freedoms in my country.
Stranger: in addition I was born during the lead-up to the Ameircan Civil War
You: How sad. D:
Stranger: which provided great perspective when the Bolsheviks came.
Stranger: sweet times.
Stranger: no, don't cry for me!
You: *Sobs*
Stranger: having both genitalia just gives me more options about when and where i go to the bathroom.
Stranger: contrarian.
You: Wouldn't you look like a woman?
Stranger: well, sure.
Stranger: so you've got me there.
You: So wouldn't it be odd if they saw a woman going into the male washrooms
Stranger: i'm not really a hermaphrodite; i'm wearing a merkin
You: And pissing ina urinal?
Stranger: that would be a funny way to meet
Stranger: and i'd turn around and be like, "Asl?"
You: Fku, man, fku
Stranger: come on, my **** is funny.
Stranger: or at least funny-ish.
You: I can see that
You:
Stranger: funny like bad cheese.
Stranger: or spurled milk.
Stranger: i'm harmless, honest.
You: So am I.
Stranger: pinky swear?
You: But that "asl" thing gets annoying. >_<
You: Yessir
Stranger: i honestly do that on a certain level
You: I swear on my pinky
Stranger: to figure out if the person is over 18.
Stranger: which is important to me on some cosmic level.
Stranger: being far over 18.
Stranger: myself.
You: Mm
You: So if I were to tell you I was below the age of 18
You: What would you do?
Stranger: Well, I'd probably tell you how old I was
Stranger: and the conversation woudl end gracefully-ish.
You: Oh, how fun
Stranger: yeah, it's a real treat.
Stranger: suffice to say i'm looking for omegle 30+ but haven't found it yet.
You: Why would you want to find that?
You: Wouldn't it be filled with horny old men?
Stranger: booo
You: You know it's true
You: This is omegle, man
Stranger: why do you say that
Stranger: what you mean, every 30+ is horny, or everyone is?
You: No
You: But most people I meet on omegle are usually one of those horny, creepy types
You: Who say "asl"
You: All
You: The
You: Time
Stranger: yeah...
Stranger: i guess to me there is horny beyond repair
Stranger: like if you go on chatroulette it's the dudes with their junks out
Stranger: and then sort of, horny/human
You: Indeed
Stranger: which is sort of, i don't know a wider array of folks.
You: And then there're the trolls
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: and the wise-ass kids
Stranger: wise beyond their years
You: "wise"
Stranger: explaining to all the horny assed old dudes how horny they are.