nobartholem
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- Jul 10, 2008
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Stranger: I like porn
You: me too
Stranger: Oops i meant corn
You: i actually made a **** o once
Stranger: Not porn
Stranger: With what?
Stranger: Barbie dolls?
You: no
You: here
You: ill show u
Stranger: I dont want to see
You: http://www.redtube.com/38013
You: thats my *****
Stranger: I am on my ipod!
You: it's 18 inches
You: and erect its like 24
You: 2 foot *****, ubetcha
Stranger: Oh, like a snake
You: no, a big black ****
Stranger: Thats why you like snakes
Stranger: Because your gay
You: mmhm
You: justin bieber has a *****
Stranger: So you call me a ****** and youre black?
You: mmhm
You: thats how it works
You: i can say whatever i want cuz im black
Stranger: No it doesnt
Stranger: You cannot
Stranger: Don call me wigger
Stranger: Im proud to be white
You: i picked your ****ing cotton for 100 years so i can say whatever i want
You: WIGGER
Stranger: You did no such thing
You: my daddy did
Stranger: You have not touched real cotton
Stranger: So your dad has privledges
You: ****** im 168 years old, dont u talk to me like that
Stranger: Not you
Stranger: Im white
Stranger: Not really white
You: i was born in 1843, so dont u tell me i aint never picked cotton
Stranger: Dont you talk to me like that
Stranger: Terrible grammar
You: im 1843! i didnt learn to read till 1994
You: i learned to read when i was ****ing 151 years old *****!!
You: gimme some time to learn grammar!
Stranger: Why did you learn it then?
You: i had a job
You: as a guest lecturer
Stranger: Picking cotton?
Stranger: Oh lecturing about cotton
You: in december 1994
Stranger: And how to pick it
You: no, it was a history class
You: american history was doin a thing on the civil war
You: so they got a ****** who was there
You: and that ****** was me
Stranger: Did they refer to you as ******?
You: no, i do though
Stranger: Why?
You: cuz i am
Stranger: You are what?
You: people dun call me ****** for the first 120 years of my life.
You: so imma ******
You: maybe when im 240 ill go to bein african american
Stranger: Oh my, get over yourself
You: but until then
You: hardcore ******, ******
Stranger: Hq
Stranger: Ha*
Stranger: What is your slave name?
You: emmitt smith
Stranger: Ooh i like it
Stranger: Very impersonal
You: i remember when i was in the NFL
You: those were good years
Stranger: You werent in the nfl
You: http://www.terryellison.me/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/EmmittSmith-1-lg.jpg
You: ***** thats me
Stranger: Nu-uh
You: mmhm
Stranger: I dont believe you
You: u better
You: my moma told me in 1852
Stranger: Why? You gonna slap a *****?
You: "dont lie never or u just a dumb ****** like the rest of us"
You: i was 9 years old, but i remember it like it was yesterday
Stranger: You dont lie?
You: nope
You: never
Stranger: So you are really 100 some years old?
You: mmhm
You: born 1843
Stranger: Okay
You: 168 years old
Stranger: I call "bull****"
You: i call naynay
Stranger: About everything you have said
Stranger: I think you are a 13 year old white girl
You: Im a 168 year old black male
Stranger: Sitting in your room prayong
Stranger: Paying*
Stranger: Praying*
You: no
You: i cant get on my knees
You: they got chopped off when i served in vietnam
Stranger: Oh my
Stranger: How do you suck **** then?
You: i dont
You: i told you
You: i gotta girlfriend
You: my first wife died.
You: my second wife died
You: my third wife died
You: my fourth wife died
You: so i said **** it
You: imma just get a girlfriend i wont be attatched to
You: so i found a stripper in some sleezy bar in detroit
Stranger: Doubt it
You: i dont, i lived this ****, *****
Stranger: You are approx. 15 years old
You: im 11 times older than that.
You: im 168 *****
Stranger: In your mamas house
Stranger: Doing homework
Stranger: Nerd
You: im in the same damn slave shack i been in since 1843 u dumb *****
You: how dare u treat yo elders like that
You: i outta murder your dumb ass
You: and steal ur bike
Stranger: I like elders
You: http://weeaboo.com/src/366.gif
You: i steal ur bike
Stranger: I dont have a bike
Stranger: I own a car
You: cuz i stole it u dumbass
Stranger: Like rich white peole do
Stranger: Why a bike?
You: my prosthetics dont let me drive a car
Stranger: Bull
You: im 168, u think i can get away fast enough with a car?
You: u a dumbass
Stranger: You can get it rigged
You: i drive 5 miles an hour
You: i have prosthetics
You: this is 2011.
Stranger: So you can petal a bike. But not press the gas pedal
Stranger: ?
You: yes
You: its the muscles involed
Stranger: You really thoughtthat through
You: i dont have any muscles in my ankle
You: to press the gas
You: cuz it's plasstic
You: but i can move my knees in a circle to peddle a bike
You: so yes, i did
You: I AINT AS DUMB AS I LOOK *****
Stranger: You have to move your ankels
Stranger: To pedal a bike
You: no you dont
You: u wouldnt know
Stranger: Dumbass
You: cuz u dont got a bike
You: dumbass
Stranger: Yes you do
Stranger: I have a bike
You: no u dont
You: i stole it *****
Stranger: Yes i do
Stranger: Its in my garage
Stranger: Hangin on the wall
You: no
You: ur mommas hanging on the wal
You: i lynched her for bein a racist *****
You: and i stole u bike
Stranger: Thats mean
Stranger: My mom died
Stranger: Yesterday
Stranger: Cancer
You: i dont care
You: shes a lil racist *****
You: she an rot in hell with the jews.
Stranger: Jews werent racist
You: no
You: but they dont believe in the good christian god
You: and they didnt accept jesus
You: so they burn
Stranger: Neither do you
Stranger: Dumbass, jesus was jewish!
You: yea
You: but he accepted himself
You: cuz he wasnt emo
Stranger: Whatevs
You: i win
Stranger: No
Stranger: Never
You: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VEFwWvYzl...A-Q/PAZHkAOe5dI/s1600/black_cock_poster00.jpg
You: MY COCK IS GIANT
Stranger: Thay was just too dumb to respond to
Stranger: My ****** is huge
Stranger: No pic for that
Stranger: Im just a whore
You: hmm
You: okay
You: well that's my big black cock
Stranger: Ha
Stranger: Left you speechless
Stranger:
You: my girlfriend says i cant talk about other women's ******s
You: especially not my ex's or my cousin's
Stranger: Hunny, blow up dolls cant talk
Stranger: And hookers shouldnt
Stranger: They arent being payed to talk
You: so why u is talkin
You: cuz u aint getting payed
You: i will give u 5 dollars to shut the **** up
Stranger: Im white and rich
You: im black and old
Stranger: Five dollars is nothing
You: 5 dollars is a **** ton
Stranger: Like q penny on the street
You: in 1843 5 dollars woulda bought u a house
You: now, not even a cheap whore
Stranger: Maybe a starving whore
Stranger: Who wanted a burger
You: id just fill her up with my semen
Stranger: You might get head for it
Stranger: Sexy
You: for dinner, triple whopper. to drink, another triple whopper
Stranger: Thats more than five dollars
You: nope
You: not a meal
You: im a *****
Stranger: Yes
You: just a sammich
Stranger: Two meals?
You: no
You: just a sammich
Stranger: Shush
You: 1 sandwich
You: and then to drink
Stranger: Im sick of talking like this
You: would be a trple whopper, but the other triplle whopper is my *****
Stranger: Its tiring
You: why? cant take all 24 inches of my *****?
You: im black you know
Stranger: No, i can tKe that
Stranger: Its just that your lack of knowledge of the mcdonalds menu pans me
Stranger: Pain*
You: that is burger king
Stranger: Ha
You: im black, i eat fast food *****
You: aint got no money
Stranger: Thats funny
You: so are jokes
Stranger: I eat there too
Stranger: So i must be black
You: except u can afford a meal
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: Now i can call everyone *****
Stranger: Cause i apparently picked cotton
You: no
You: i did
You: ***** u aint 168
Stranger: I cant afford
Stranger: Anything
Stranger: Im poor
You: u said u were rich and white 5 times
Stranger: Like black person poor
Stranger: Im balck
Stranger: And mexican
You: no u arent
You: u said u were rich and white
You: u lier
You: im outta hurrz
You have disconnected.
You: me too
Stranger: Oops i meant corn
You: i actually made a **** o once
Stranger: Not porn
Stranger: With what?
Stranger: Barbie dolls?
You: no
You: here
You: ill show u
Stranger: I dont want to see
You: http://www.redtube.com/38013
You: thats my *****
Stranger: I am on my ipod!
You: it's 18 inches
You: and erect its like 24
You: 2 foot *****, ubetcha
Stranger: Oh, like a snake
You: no, a big black ****
Stranger: Thats why you like snakes
Stranger: Because your gay
You: mmhm
You: justin bieber has a *****
Stranger: So you call me a ****** and youre black?
You: mmhm
You: thats how it works
You: i can say whatever i want cuz im black
Stranger: No it doesnt
Stranger: You cannot
Stranger: Don call me wigger
Stranger: Im proud to be white
You: i picked your ****ing cotton for 100 years so i can say whatever i want
You: WIGGER
Stranger: You did no such thing
You: my daddy did
Stranger: You have not touched real cotton
Stranger: So your dad has privledges
You: ****** im 168 years old, dont u talk to me like that
Stranger: Not you
Stranger: Im white
Stranger: Not really white
You: i was born in 1843, so dont u tell me i aint never picked cotton
Stranger: Dont you talk to me like that
Stranger: Terrible grammar
You: im 1843! i didnt learn to read till 1994
You: i learned to read when i was ****ing 151 years old *****!!
You: gimme some time to learn grammar!
Stranger: Why did you learn it then?
You: i had a job
You: as a guest lecturer
Stranger: Picking cotton?
Stranger: Oh lecturing about cotton
You: in december 1994
Stranger: And how to pick it
You: no, it was a history class
You: american history was doin a thing on the civil war
You: so they got a ****** who was there
You: and that ****** was me
Stranger: Did they refer to you as ******?
You: no, i do though
Stranger: Why?
You: cuz i am
Stranger: You are what?
You: people dun call me ****** for the first 120 years of my life.
You: so imma ******
You: maybe when im 240 ill go to bein african american
Stranger: Oh my, get over yourself
You: but until then
You: hardcore ******, ******
Stranger: Hq
Stranger: Ha*
Stranger: What is your slave name?
You: emmitt smith
Stranger: Ooh i like it
Stranger: Very impersonal
You: i remember when i was in the NFL
You: those were good years
Stranger: You werent in the nfl
You: http://www.terryellison.me/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/EmmittSmith-1-lg.jpg
You: ***** thats me
Stranger: Nu-uh
You: mmhm
Stranger: I dont believe you
You: u better
You: my moma told me in 1852
Stranger: Why? You gonna slap a *****?
You: "dont lie never or u just a dumb ****** like the rest of us"
You: i was 9 years old, but i remember it like it was yesterday
Stranger: You dont lie?
You: nope
You: never
Stranger: So you are really 100 some years old?
You: mmhm
You: born 1843
Stranger: Okay
You: 168 years old
Stranger: I call "bull****"
You: i call naynay
Stranger: About everything you have said
Stranger: I think you are a 13 year old white girl
You: Im a 168 year old black male
Stranger: Sitting in your room prayong
Stranger: Paying*
Stranger: Praying*
You: no
You: i cant get on my knees
You: they got chopped off when i served in vietnam
Stranger: Oh my
Stranger: How do you suck **** then?
You: i dont
You: i told you
You: i gotta girlfriend
You: my first wife died.
You: my second wife died
You: my third wife died
You: my fourth wife died
You: so i said **** it
You: imma just get a girlfriend i wont be attatched to
You: so i found a stripper in some sleezy bar in detroit
Stranger: Doubt it
You: i dont, i lived this ****, *****
Stranger: You are approx. 15 years old
You: im 11 times older than that.
You: im 168 *****
Stranger: In your mamas house
Stranger: Doing homework
Stranger: Nerd
You: im in the same damn slave shack i been in since 1843 u dumb *****
You: how dare u treat yo elders like that
You: i outta murder your dumb ass
You: and steal ur bike
Stranger: I like elders
You: http://weeaboo.com/src/366.gif
You: i steal ur bike
Stranger: I dont have a bike
Stranger: I own a car
You: cuz i stole it u dumbass
Stranger: Like rich white peole do
Stranger: Why a bike?
You: my prosthetics dont let me drive a car
Stranger: Bull
You: im 168, u think i can get away fast enough with a car?
You: u a dumbass
Stranger: You can get it rigged
You: i drive 5 miles an hour
You: i have prosthetics
You: this is 2011.
Stranger: So you can petal a bike. But not press the gas pedal
Stranger: ?
You: yes
You: its the muscles involed
Stranger: You really thoughtthat through
You: i dont have any muscles in my ankle
You: to press the gas
You: cuz it's plasstic
You: but i can move my knees in a circle to peddle a bike
You: so yes, i did
You: I AINT AS DUMB AS I LOOK *****
Stranger: You have to move your ankels
Stranger: To pedal a bike
You: no you dont
You: u wouldnt know
Stranger: Dumbass
You: cuz u dont got a bike
You: dumbass
Stranger: Yes you do
Stranger: I have a bike
You: no u dont
You: i stole it *****
Stranger: Yes i do
Stranger: Its in my garage
Stranger: Hangin on the wall
You: no
You: ur mommas hanging on the wal
You: i lynched her for bein a racist *****
You: and i stole u bike
Stranger: Thats mean
Stranger: My mom died
Stranger: Yesterday
Stranger: Cancer
You: i dont care
You: shes a lil racist *****
You: she an rot in hell with the jews.
Stranger: Jews werent racist
You: no
You: but they dont believe in the good christian god
You: and they didnt accept jesus
You: so they burn
Stranger: Neither do you
Stranger: Dumbass, jesus was jewish!
You: yea
You: but he accepted himself
You: cuz he wasnt emo
Stranger: Whatevs
You: i win
Stranger: No
Stranger: Never
You: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VEFwWvYzl...A-Q/PAZHkAOe5dI/s1600/black_cock_poster00.jpg
You: MY COCK IS GIANT
Stranger: Thay was just too dumb to respond to
Stranger: My ****** is huge
Stranger: No pic for that
Stranger: Im just a whore
You: hmm
You: okay
You: well that's my big black cock
Stranger: Ha
Stranger: Left you speechless
Stranger:
You: my girlfriend says i cant talk about other women's ******s
You: especially not my ex's or my cousin's
Stranger: Hunny, blow up dolls cant talk
Stranger: And hookers shouldnt
Stranger: They arent being payed to talk
You: so why u is talkin
You: cuz u aint getting payed
You: i will give u 5 dollars to shut the **** up
Stranger: Im white and rich
You: im black and old
Stranger: Five dollars is nothing
You: 5 dollars is a **** ton
Stranger: Like q penny on the street
You: in 1843 5 dollars woulda bought u a house
You: now, not even a cheap whore
Stranger: Maybe a starving whore
Stranger: Who wanted a burger
You: id just fill her up with my semen
Stranger: You might get head for it
Stranger: Sexy
You: for dinner, triple whopper. to drink, another triple whopper
Stranger: Thats more than five dollars
You: nope
You: not a meal
You: im a *****
Stranger: Yes
You: just a sammich
Stranger: Two meals?
You: no
You: just a sammich
Stranger: Shush
You: 1 sandwich
You: and then to drink
Stranger: Im sick of talking like this
You: would be a trple whopper, but the other triplle whopper is my *****
Stranger: Its tiring
You: why? cant take all 24 inches of my *****?
You: im black you know
Stranger: No, i can tKe that
Stranger: Its just that your lack of knowledge of the mcdonalds menu pans me
Stranger: Pain*
You: that is burger king
Stranger: Ha
You: im black, i eat fast food *****
You: aint got no money
Stranger: Thats funny
You: so are jokes
Stranger: I eat there too
Stranger: So i must be black
You: except u can afford a meal
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: Now i can call everyone *****
Stranger: Cause i apparently picked cotton
You: no
You: i did
You: ***** u aint 168
Stranger: I cant afford
Stranger: Anything
Stranger: Im poor
You: u said u were rich and white 5 times
Stranger: Like black person poor
Stranger: Im balck
Stranger: And mexican
You: no u arent
You: u said u were rich and white
You: u lier
You: im outta hurrz
You have disconnected.