God of facts

[nobartholem]

You: I am the king of facts. May I bestow some knowledge unto you?

Stranger: why not?

You: First ill tell you a bit about hawaii

You: then ill let you pick something

Stranger: what about hawaii?

You: Hawaii produces 75% of the world's pineapples. 95% of which are canned.

Stranger: i live in hawaii

Stranger: i live on the island of maui

You: this is because most of the pineapples would spoil before they reached asia or the US due to the fact tht there was no refrigeration

You: Dole foods owns the island of Lanai, and they purcahased it in 1922 for 1.1 million dollars

You: approximately 11 million dollars of today's money

Stranger: my friend owns the dole company

You: ok

You: hawaiians eat the msot spam of any other state

Stranger: ok

Stranger: im hawaiian

You: with 4.7million cans sold yearly

You: thats awesome

Stranger: but i dont eat spam

You: Now, pick someone, ill tell you a little bit about it

Stranger: anything

You: you tell me

You: A king must be tested

You: obviously only things that facts are known about

You: no personal questions

Stranger: okay tell me about thailand

You: no paradoxes or trick questions

You: thailand!

Stranger: yes

You: thailand is a country in south-east asia

You: famous for their rice crop

Stranger: cool

You: capital is bangkok

You: theres a city named phucket

Stranger: ok

You: pronounced fook-it

You: thailand has a large problem with child prostitution

You: and sex slavery

You: and human trafficking

Stranger: what about the philippines?

You: the phillipines

You: is a set of island

You: a commonwealth of the united states

You: also in southeast asia

Stranger: are filipinos counted as asian?

You: yes

Stranger: okay um, tell me about russia

You: ferdinand magellan died in the phillipines form scurvy (a lack of vitamin C) while trying to circumnavigate, or sail around the earth.

You: His crew returned without him.

You: Russia is in Europe

You: but also borders much of asia

Stranger: i thought it was part of northern asia

You: The cold war lasted 1945-1992 between the united states and the soviet union

You: which broke up

You: into lots of slavic countries

You: such as lithuania

You: estonia

You: and also many of the "stan" countries

You: like khazekstan

You: turkmenistan

Stranger: you must know everything

You: uzbekistan

You: azerbaijan

You: Gerogia (country, not the state)\

You: I know alot

You: I'm the king of facts

Stranger: asl?

You: 15/m/florida

Stranger: hey im 15 too

You: awesome

Stranger: yup

You: Pick something else

Stranger: i was in florida about a few months ago

You: I can tell you a little bit about most things

You: I've never been to hawaii

Stranger: ohh

Stranger: i live on the second biggest island of hawaii

You: maui?

Stranger: yes

You: hawaii is the largest island

You:

Stranger: yes

You: Hawaii formed from a hot spot on the earth

You: the magma in the mantle melted through a thin spot on the crust

You: which is why hawaii has so many volcanoes

You: such as kileau

Stranger: okay um tell me about japan

You: which has beeen erupting constantly since 1983

You: japan is an island off the coast of china

You: they kept their very hidden for most of history

You: culture hidden

You: scuse me

You: they actually defeated russia in the russo-japanease war

Stranger: okay tell me about china

You: they were thinken of as inferiors because they were so small

You: but they kept such secrecy that russia couldn't predict its power

You: China!

You: is a communist nation

You: Richard nixon was the first person to visit china

You: and president hoover spoke chinese with his wife to avoid having his conversations eavesdroped

You: in the 9th century the chinese had to dismantle their navy due to a mini ice age

You: the mini ice age lasted from about the 14th century (1300s) to 1816 with the eruption of the tambora volcano

You: which caused the year with no summer

You: which had influences on poets such as Emily ****inson

You: anything else?

You: or is your brain on overload?

Stranger: no

You: good

You: wanna keep goin?

Stranger: sure

You: until u get bored

Stranger: tell me about papua new guinea

You: mmm

You: most of papua new guinea is protected rainforest

You: or alot of it

You: rainforest is being depleted at a rate of 1% per year

You: the jungle has many diverse types of bird and plant life

You: new guinea is also one of the most culturally indigenous places on earth

You: with over 850 native langues spoken

You: amongst various trives

You: tribers*

You: tribes*

You: scuse me

Stranger: tell me about laos

You: laos is in southeast asia

You: picking tough countries eh.

You: no worries

You:

You: are you looking at a list of countries

You: and picking ones u aint heard of?

Stranger: nope

Stranger: i know these countries

You: haha ok

You: well

You: laos borders thailand

You: cambodia

You: and all those other countries in that south asia peninsula

You: Laos had a civil war i know

You: and was also french occupied for a while

You: their agriculture is primarily rice

Stranger: are you looking at wikipedia?

You: thats all i can really tell u

You: no im not

You: wikipedia is user editted

You: im looking at my brain

You: you're looking at a future jeopardy contestant buddy

Stranger: okay tell me about vietnam

You: vietnam!

You: also south east asia

You: united states intervened in a war

You: between what was then north and south vietnam

You: with its main military operation in saigon

You: the french were originally in vietnam

You: and when the americans got there

You: the french said "adios le americans"

You: haha

You: and they left us to fight a war we shouldnt have intervened in

Stranger: where did te vietnamese come from?

You: their mothers like everyone else

Stranger: what ancestral country

You: hmmm

You: ****

You: im going to guess

You: either

You: indonesia

You: or china

You: or prehaps thailand

Stranger: what about the filipinos

You: im not sure

You: actually

You: one of the main hubs

You: of human life

You: and domesticated agriculture

You: is southern asia

You: plant domestication started in southeastern asia

You: so most of the life in the area is from southeastern asia

Stranger: so that means that they probally came from china

You: no

You: Vietnam, Thailand, Laos, Cambodia,

You: that area

Stranger: malaysia

You: Myanmar

You: or burma, as its also called

Stranger: okay um tell me about bali

You: Bali is an indonesian island i believe

You: most of the indonesian muslims live on bali

You: even though most of the country is hindu

You: about 90% of muslims in indonesia are a balanese

You: the tiger that was native to the area, the balinese tiger, was killed off in the 1940s by hunters

You: it was the smallest tiger species in the world

Stranger: tell me about the shaolin temple

You: i did a project on it

You: xaolin temple, first of all

You: its in china.

You: its a famous monestary

You: famous for its xaolin warriors

You: who are also monks

You: who balance their fighting with the harmony of chi

You: their goal is to attain complete focus and balance

You: chi is harnessed by alot of martial artists as a way to almost negate pain

You: almost like adrenaline

Stranger: okay tell me about the wudang mountains

You: wundang...

You: ****

You: i know this

You: all i know

You: is that it's somewhere in north china

You: sorry

You: wait

You: no

You: thats right

Stranger: okay tell me about the yellow skinned chinese

You: a tad racist?

Stranger: no its a tribe

You: no it isnt

You: there are 4 "colors" people have

You: caucasians are white

You: Africans are black

You: American Natives and indigenous populations are red

You: and asians are yellow

Stranger: what about latino

You: "red" and "yellow" are considered politically incorretc

You: latino is an ethnicity

You: counts as caucasian

Stranger: okay um tell me about tibet

You: south western china is tibet

You: lots of plateaus

You: just north of the himalayas

You: uhhh

You: ****

You: giving me harder crap now

Stranger: okay i have a brain overload

You:

You: okay

You: well

You: i hope you enjoyed

Stranger: ur freakin knowledgeable

You: 1 more thing about tibet

You: Mount Everest (the world's highest, not tallest, mountain) is on the tibetian plateau

You: the reason it's the highest and not the tallest is because it is already evelvated by the pltaeau

You: so its a mountain on top of a plateau

Stranger: i heard mauna kea is taller

You: yea in hawaii

You: it sticks out 13000 feet above the ocean

You: but lets not forget the pacific ocean is about 20,000 feet deep

You: at that spot

You: so

You: muana kea in hawaii is actually taller than mount everest

Stranger: yup

You: even though everest is higher above sea level

Stranger: how tall is everest

You: 29000 feet above sea level and shrinking

You: by about 2 inches yearly

Stranger: why

You: plate tectonics

You: and erosion

Stranger: okay i wuz nice learning

Stranger: sorry it

 

[Kali Mist]

Who the **** cares?

 

[nobartholem]

Nobody cares that your alive, but you keep going because you can.

same thing, because i can.

 

[josue]

I thought it was cool, lol. Even though your a troll

 

[nobartholem]

=p I had a feeling this kid just crapped his pants from brain overload.

 

[josue]

Did you honestly think all that or were some facts gotten from a website or something

 

[nobartholem]

i knew all of that. legit from my brain. I promise

the hawaii stuff i got from a book about food im reading. I did further research, but i had remembered it all.

 

[Scribbles]

My facts are bettar.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: hi

You: I like pandas.
Not turtles though...
They make me mad/sad..
Did you know pandas don't poop?
It just sits in their stomach.
That's why they're fat.
When they're old,
They explode..
Poop everywhere...
That's why no one likes old pandas..

Stranger: i like turtles

You: Cool story, bro. Tell it again.

Stranger: i like turdles

You: lrn2 spell fgt

Stranger: what?

You: what what in the butt

Stranger: youre a sad person

You: nou

Stranger: im sorry need a hug?

You: YES

You: but from a huge boobed woman

Stranger: thats not very nice

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[nobartholem]

everyones a critic

 

[Kali Mist]

i knew all of that. legit from my brain. I promise

the hawaii stuff i got from a book about food im reading. I did further research, but i had remembered it all.

Really?? What are you a fact book??

 

[nobartholem]

Really?? What are you a fact book??

A guy who loves to learn

 

[Arsenal]

The Philippines is a republic. Just thought I should let you know.