Phantom
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isn't gonna be able to erase the stain
embedded deep into my brain,
as earlier today i stopped by,
y'know to say hello and goodbye,
to Mko,
as I was on the go,
but when I opened the door,
my eyes became quite sore,
with a smack and a clack,
his hands bounced on and off his sack,
he didn't see me lookin' in,
I saw him committin' the ultimate sin,
I began to laugh,
cuz, damn, that was no giraffe,
definitely not an air staff,
bout the size of a bronze dagga,
that is without the swagga,
my chuckling grew fierce,
so fierce it began to pierce,
his shrieks of pleasure,
and out erupting a small treasure,
shot straight up to the ceilin',
beaten and chafed his hands started peelin',
his you-know-what began to shrink,
as I started to slink,
back out to my car,
but that's when things got real bizarre,
cuz I saw what he'd been fap-a-lappin' to,
I'll give you a little hint,
he had the graphics set to HD - no tint,
its initials are R and S,
involving a bit of pixelated breasts,
he then saw me starin' in,
he didn't think that was so for the win,
hittin' that red X,
he pulled out his wand and tried to cast a hex,
.. That's when I left.
embedded deep into my brain,
as earlier today i stopped by,
y'know to say hello and goodbye,
to Mko,
as I was on the go,
but when I opened the door,
my eyes became quite sore,
with a smack and a clack,
his hands bounced on and off his sack,
he didn't see me lookin' in,
I saw him committin' the ultimate sin,
I began to laugh,
cuz, damn, that was no giraffe,
definitely not an air staff,
bout the size of a bronze dagga,
that is without the swagga,
my chuckling grew fierce,
so fierce it began to pierce,
his shrieks of pleasure,
and out erupting a small treasure,
shot straight up to the ceilin',
beaten and chafed his hands started peelin',
his you-know-what began to shrink,
as I started to slink,
back out to my car,
but that's when things got real bizarre,
cuz I saw what he'd been fap-a-lappin' to,
I'll give you a little hint,
he had the graphics set to HD - no tint,
its initials are R and S,
involving a bit of pixelated breasts,
he then saw me starin' in,
he didn't think that was so for the win,
hittin' that red X,
he pulled out his wand and tried to cast a hex,
.. That's when I left.
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