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Well in my fourth period (Earth/Environmental Science) we have a teacher who is about 70 years old, female, either has alzheimers or is just flat out senile. She writes the answers on the wipe board for 1st period to check their papers, and her, being so ignorant leaves them up while we copy them down. So yeah, post some funny things about your teachers if you'd like.
 
Well my science teacher lets us out like 30 minutes early every class, but that's about it.
 
We drew a dick on our planner (need it to go places), and we signed it and showed it to our bio teacher, and he said "Oh, thats cute."

Same thing, different incident. We showed it to him. He commented on it. The kid next to me goes "Yeah, its a cocky piece of art. No pun intended."
 
Caleb said:
Well in my fourth period (Earth/Environmental Science) we have a teacher who is about 70 years old, female, either has alzheimers or is just flat out senile. She writes the answers on the wipe board for 1st period to check their papers, and her, being so ignorant leaves them up while we copy them down. So yeah, post some funny things about your teachers if you'd like.
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Same problem same class.
 
I had a punjabi teacher for Science last year, she barely speak english, and she could barely understand us.

It sucked.
 
My algebra teacher used to be a drill sergeant in the army. She makes you do push-ups and sing to the class if you forget your book... Its enough for me never to forget it
 
My Algebra teacher is a guy who thinks everyone likes him but he's extremely weird and looks down girls' shirts.

My wGeo teacher is a coach who doesn't give a **** about anything except basketball, doesn't put any effort into teaching, and talks with us about CoD Black Ops a lot.

My Biology teacher is epicly hot and.. guh..

My English teacher is reallllllyyyyyyyyy dumb.

My Theatre teacher is a former drill seargant who talks about sex a lot.

My Spanish teacher pronounces my name "Leuuhhvaiii" (it's Levi)

One of my football coaches has a messed up looking eye, has a voice that no one can understand.. (for example - "Stop slacking around"; "Stahrp slrackin' errouenad") and farts like every two minutes. I also have a football coach who jokes around with us and doesn't care if you work hard or not. (He's 20, it's pretty cool)
 
My History teacher was 85% deaf, and had to rely mostly on reading lips to make it through a conversation. Everytime he would turn away from us to writ on the board we would all make jokes, just low enough that he could not hear it, but everyone else could.
 
Well my fat history teacher is a total joke. Shes so sexist.

So I was doing a report, I didnt use notecards (which she suggested) because I memorized my info. She gave me a c, because I was not learning anything, I was only memorizing, I almost got a detention because I said memorizing is the same as learning, and she said I know nothing.

So then her daughters best friend (they are both fat and ugly) went up there, horrible slide, 3 slides (literally) and she forgot her notecards, and was a horrible speech, she just read off of her slide. She got a 100!

I about flipped out on her...
 
Oh got another, my art teacher in grade 7 (I'm in grade 11) was drunk after school the one day and was trying to put up a poster and fell off a chair in the classroom and broke her leg, she also had a dildo in her desk. :eek:
 
Scribbles said:
Oh got another, my art teacher in grade 7 (I'm in grade 11) was drunk after school the one day and was trying to put up a poster and fell off a chair in the classroom and broke her leg, she also had a dildo in her desk. :eek:
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y did she have a dildo at skoo, totally random lol
 
I've got a teacher that randomly gets mad. She will then storm out of class and start counting to ten. Then go get another teacher to watch us. My mom said she was her teacher too and she said she has always done that. I'm just wondering why don't they fire her... We never learn because she always get mad and leaves...
 
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